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Canadian English Teacher
Deep fascination with anything relating to medieval Europe, or ancient Greece

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Fort Shandong, Yantai City




Ma Long sat quaking, in the cold, hard wooden chair. He looked up at his sinister interrogator, trying desperately to hide the terror in his eyes. He was dead if he didn't tell them. But, for all he knew, they'd kill him either way. His entire life, he had been told that the imperials were masters of deception, who's greatest joy was stabbing their allies in the back. Were they really superior? At killing their neighbours, perhaps. At stealing food out of the mouths of children, yes. At abusing the local women, absolutely. But they knew nothing of art, culture, free industry, the favour and blessings of God's messenger in the flesh.

With renewed hate in his eyes, Ma Long sucked his tongue, preparing to spit at the despicable creature standing over him. But before the act could be done, the interrogator saw his tightening lips, and swiftly clamped one firm hand around the rebel's throat. Ma Long gasped, and began choking on his own saliva. The interrogator continued, lifting Ma Long up by the neck. The kid's eyes bulged, still aware that any reaction on his part would cause the guards to open fire.

"I asked you a question, rat", the interrogator hissed. "Where", he paused, reading the fearful eyes of his subject, "did you get that gun".

Hearing a muffled scream in response, the interrogator released his grip, returning Ma Long to his chair with a thud. He stared at the pitiful creature expectantly.

"W-wo de....", the prisoner stuttered, scouring his brain for the translation. The interrogator was speaking the empire's official northern language, and with an Akitsukuni accent. Ma Long's dialect was rural southern, and he could only understand a portion of what was being said to him. "I... I g-get gun... f-from m-m-man in... Da Nanguo a-army. He s-say great Ji c-command us. Pro-... protec' us."

"What man? Who is he?", the interrogator persisted.

"Eh-ehh...", Ma Long struggled, unable to think of the word. "Ehh... he call' JiangLing."

"JiangLing...", the interrogator pondered, his eyes darting around for a moment. He had heard that word before. Ma Long let out a breath of relief, as his captor's cold eyes diverted away from him.

"JiangLing... General", the interrogator recalled, "Was he a general?"

Ma Long, struck with shame, hesitated, provoking a threatening twitch from the interrogator's hand.

"Du-y-yes!" he blubbered.

The interrogator gave his pet a devilish grin. This was useful information, to be sure.

"Wh-what happen now?", Fei inquired. "I g-go?"

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Residential District San, Diarjing City




The Emperor's royal steam-powered carriage trudged forward, through the crowds of onlooking peasants. Behind it followed a line of seventeen other military vehicles. Only a couple were still horse-drawn. In the days of old, Emperors were accompanied by a long procession of gold-lined carriages and thrones, either pulled by horses or carried by servants. These fixtures would house various dignitaries and advisers. This tradition died at Ji's coronation. His accompaniment consisted of a series of cold, grey, iron-plated wagons, each carrying six armed guards. Wealth and bright colours didn't stop the invasion, the assassinations, the sanctions. The people of Da Nanguo needed strength, not elegance.

Ji reflected, attempting to channel the spirits of the warlords of old, who's bloodlust and mercilessness united countless kingdoms into the world's greatest empire. He was knocked out of this state by a sudden thump, as the carriage lurched to a halt. He opened, and peered through, one of the carriage's peep-holes, to see what the matter was. As he suspected, they'd run over another peasant, and the guards had to drag the body off the road. The damned fool, running across the street in front of the emperor's procession. No matter, a moment later the convoy began moving again. Onward, to the capital. The Emperor had to address his subjects.

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The Palace of Heaven, Diarjing City




Ambassador Zhang stood at the centre of the throne room, watching hundreds of servants scurry about in preparation for the Emperor's arrival. Each servant was clad in a uniquely coloured silk robe, that swayed and fluttered as it trailed behind them. It was a beautiful sight to behold, not unlike observing one of the schools of exotic fish in the Emperor's aquatic garden.

Tables and chairs were set for the scribes and dignitaries. Candles and incense were lit in every corner. Golden ornaments were polished and hung with care. Just outside, Zhang could hear the splashing, scrubbing, and rattling of dozens of concubines washing and decorating themselves. Each hoped to be the one to accompany the Emperor on his first night back. Past them was the reception for low-level dignitaries, where the rustling and murmuring of a dozen officials could be heard, all waiting to present their daughters as potential brides to the Emperor.

The ruckus continued, until it was interrupted by the bellow of a trumpet. The royal convoy had arrived. Zhang quickly flipped through his documents, ensuring they were all there. Admiral Long was hoping to claim a few more southern islands, and set up additional naval bases. General Bao wanted permission to conscript the men of various northern villages. And a large, spice trading ship had returned from the West, with all kinds of exotic gifts and trade declarations. The Emperor had a busy day ahead of him.
WIP cause I'm sure I missed a bunch.


The great Moskva Empire
Territory: Russia, Ukraine,belarus, lithuania, Latvia,Estonia


Looks great! We could always use more totalitarian empires with lots of expendable human lives. *cough*MyCountry*cough*

Post away!
To be clear..er? Like full on ww1 rifles or like the one shot needle rifle? But no machine guns or anything? Not assault rifles or self repeating.


Not yet. I mean, the core of this RP is the idea that technology is advancing faster than real life. If a few years pass in game-time, then I don't see why we couldn't introduce more modern weapons, but one step at a time. Bolt action is the new thing. WW1 technology is on the way. Anything beyond that is way down the road.
Quick question. Are people still using muskets? Or bolt action rifles? Or even semi or automatic weapons?


Bolt-action is the new trend. Muskets are still around. Automatic weapons are conceptually around, but I don't think anyone has begun producing them yet. I'd say they'll appear a bit further into the RP, as someone dedicates the time to properly develop and mass produce them.
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Didn't really want to call it France either way, lol. I just wasn't sure given the interest check.


Haha yah, I was just trying to be clear about the geography that was open. "You can play as England" sounds a lot better, and creates less confusion than saying "You can play as Flekenburgistan".
would it be possible for me to claim Russia plus a tiny but of area beyond Russia's boarders?


Sure! Go for it. But maybe leave eastern Siberia alone, so Akitsukuni (Japan) has a place to expand north.
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It's already posted :P


Looks good, except for the bit of Morocco you own. OppositionJ called Morocco a while back, and might still want it. If we don't hear from him, you're welcome to invade it in a bit.

Also, could you change the name to something other than France? This world is supposed to be alternate-timeline Not-Earth. So all the countries are called something different. Japan is Akitsukuni. Germany is Lancia. Italy is Numberg. China is Da Nanguo. etc. That's just the rule of the RP. For all I care, you could call it Frankland, or Francalia, or Francidonia, or Frankenberg or something. Just not its name in the real-world timeline.

Beyond that, looks awesome. Feel free to start posting!
West Koniginsberg, Northern Manitoba, Gottesland



"Shiiit!", James Painter exclaimed in horror, as a cannon ball blasted through the barricade. He tumbled backward, shards of wood and rusted metal flying into his face. His ears rang violently. Endless thunderous cracks and bangs echoed through the town, as the Gottesland army continued their assault. Through his squinting eyes, he saw a nearby comrade jump up and return fire with his rifle, only to tumble backward, riddled with bullets.

In preparation for the government's response, the rebellion had fortified the majority of Koniginsberg, barricading every major street into town, and stationing armed guards. Not that they thought this could ever repel the military. It was meant to be a show of force, to make negotiating easier when the government sent a representative. They weren't expecting this. This was a slaughter.

The reality of James' own mortality sunk in. He had to get out of there. The rebellion had only just begun.

"PULL BACK, MEN!", he bellowed as loud as he could, "PULL BACK!". "INTO THE CITY! PULL BACK!"

Sure enough, even through the rain of bullets and the endless roar of gunshots, his men heard the call for retreat. One by one, ducking below what remained of the barricade, they turned around and sprinted into the city. Hoisting himself upright, and rising to his feet, James followed quickly behind them. As he ran, he glanced over his shoulder, to see the army in its full glory. It was something to behold. All along the horizon, stood thousands of uniformed soldiers, clad in their signature brown coats. As they fired, groupings of about a hundred marched forward, one after another. All raising and aiming their rifles in unison. Before he could even register what happened next, his vision went dark, and he fell to the ground with a weighty thump.

Laying there on the cold stone street, the pain hit him. He curled inward and lifted his hands to his face, writhing from the shock. They hit his eye! His breathing grew shallow, and panic overwhelmed him. He had to keep going. They were going to kill him!

With all the strength he could muster, James again rose to his feet. Hunched over, and bleeding profusely, hardly able to see out of one tear-soaked eye, he shambled onward. The thundering continued behind him. Onward, he kept going, as another cannonball struck a nearby roof, sending more shrapnel cascading onto him. It didn't matter, he had to keep going. A sharp stab of pain jolted from his lower back, as more bullets whizzed past him. Still, he went.

Tripping around the street corner, he slowed his pace and attempted to catch his breath. He was out of the line of fire. Seeing an open door ahead, he dove forward and swung himself inside. Rapidly growing dizzy, he looked around, and saw the friendly faces of two of his men. They ushered him through a latch door in the floor, before following him in. The door swung shut, and he was surrounded by darkness.

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East Koniginsberg, Northern Manitoba, Gottesland


Lady Victoria sat at her desk in the mayor's former office. She glanced out the window, to see him hanging from a nearby tree. Smirking, she wondered how much longer it would be before the government's dignitary arrived. She had been reciting her demands all morning. Then she heard it.

Off in the distance, from across town, gunshots rang through the air.

"... the hell?", she muttered to herself, furrowing her brow. "What are those savages doing?"

It was probably nothing. Perhaps a warning shot, to show the government officials that the rebels weren't going to take 'no' for an answer.

More gunshots rang. Far louder, and more numerous.

She rose from her desk, startled.

Then came the great roar of a cannon volley.

Walking quickly, she headed for the office door. Opening it, she began looking around for her personal guards.

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Gottesland United Force's Rear Military Camp, Northern Manitoba, Gottesland


"General, sir!", a peppy young messenger spouted.

"What is it corporal?", Luke MacFearghus-Koln responded wearily, leaning back in his chair and gazing up at the green fabric of the outpost's command tent.

"The assault is successfully underway. We're encountering minimal resistance, and should have full occupation of the city within a couple hours."

"... expected.", the general mumbled in response.

"Sir?"

"As expected", he clarified with a bit more aggression. "Here, deliver this to Argyllsberg", he added, scratching away at a piece of paper and handing it to the kid.

"Yes sir!", the corporal responded, before turning about face, and marching outside the tent. Walking to the stables, he glanced at the note in his hand. It read:

We won,
-General MacFearghus-Koln


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Parliament, Argyllsberg



Prime Minister Steinmann gazed apprehensively through the front windows of the parliament building, watching the strange convoy be escorted through town. Surrounded by Argyllsberg city guards, a rusted-out pickup truck lurched forward, carrying four equally filthy people. He did his best to wipe the scowl from his face.

The truck screeched to a halt at the foot of building's staircase, and the passengers hopped out. Steinmann fussed with his jacket and tie for a moment. He had no doubt he'd look like a king to these hicks. Glancing back out the window, his eyes grew wide as one of the individuals began to tussle with the guards. With the utmost haste, he burst through the front door, and trotted down the stone steps.

"Halt!", he commanded to the guards. "Mein dear guests, vut is ze problem?", he inquired of the foreigners.

"Huh?", one man responded, attempting to parse the accent. "... Oh, uhhh, your guards don't speak English. We were looking around, and they started grabbing at us."

"Ah! Mai apologies. It vus a misunderstandink.", Steinmann attempted to explain. "Zey vur just tryink to show you zee vey to mein office."

Steinmann looked the foreigners over for a moment, before realizing that one of the filthy hicks was Gottesland's diplomat.

"Ah, Houk! Vhy did you not translate for zem?", he exclaimed.

"Sorry sir", the diplomat responded. "It all happened too fast."

"Vell enough, let us be goink. Zee president is vaiting inside.", Steinmann sighed, gesturing to the foreigners to follow him.

Three doors and two flights of stairs later, they all sat in the Prime Minster's office.

"So", said President MacFearghus-Koln to the guests, "as it seems to me, our nations are a match made in heaven. Our farmers will be happy to feed their southern neighbours, so that they never know hunger again. In exchange, we require a portion of your supply of metals, so as to maintain the farming equipment we'll be using to feed your people. However, my sources had left me unaware that you had the resources to fuel and maintain gasoline vehicles. We would like a small portion of your gasoline reserve to go with your shipments, so that we may share in the prosperity of pre-war vehicles. Likewise, any spare military equipment would be greatly appreciated, and rewarded. You must understand, we are a peaceful people, but it is still vitally important that we protect ourselves, and not fall behind the rest of the world on technology. In return for this, our shipments will include the finest Canadian softwood lumber, so that you can continue to grow without losing too much of your own green-space. Do we have an agreement?"

"I can promise common metals.", the southern diplomat responded. "Beyond that, I'll have to check."

"Very well", the president concluded. "Then I'll sent you off with our first shipment of food and lumber, as a sign of good will. From there, I'll take whatever you sent back as the answer."

"Sounds good to me", the diplomat agreed.

"Oh, and I'm afraid that we don't have any fuel to offer you, to get your truck back home. Instead, I'll muster a caravan for you, drawn by our strongest horses. Take them as a gift as well."

"Alright", pondered the diplomat. "I accept the generosity."

"Good, good. Mister Houk will show you to the stables, to ensure there are no further misunderstandings. And to oversee the assembly of the shipment", MacFearghus-Koln stated. "Herr Houk."

"Jawohl?", Houk saluted.

"Gib ihm das beschissen pferde, sondern geben ihnen das gute holz.", MacFearghus-Koln commanded with a smile. "Und, demontieren das fahrzeug."

"Jawohl, Herr Prasident", he responded respectfully.

With that, the men were escorted out.
Heads up: Been crazy busy with work this/last week. Will hopefully get a post up tomorrow.
There still room in this?


Yep, take a look at the map in Duck's post at the beginning of the OOC. Any white space is technically up for grabs.
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