Name: Rutherford B. Hayes ( John Margreave)
Race: Wizard (but not really)
Occupation: Kindergarten teacher
Age: 74
History: John was a teacher in Oregon living a very happy life with his wife. He had four children and 20 grandchildren. He was on his way to his last day of work, because he was retireing to open a flower shop with his wife, when the bomb was dropped. He threw his finger painting supplies into a nearby bush and began to run. Unfortunately the bomb landed directly on his head. But this did not kill him as logic would dictate. You see John was an avid Harry Potter fan in his youth and the bump on his head has caused him to believe he is a wizard named Rutherford B. Hayes. He now wears stained, red bed sheets that he refers to as his robes, a pair of 3-D glasses with the lenses poked out, and carries a "wand" which is actually a piece of uncooked spaghetti. God only knows how he ended up in the british isles, but he's your problem now you dirty brits.
Screw You,
The American People
Personality: Kinda crazy but nice enough. Mostly just an annoying burden on society.