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>Put branches in inventory
>Put tree seeds in my uterus so that I may give birth to humanxtree hybrid children and use them as slave labour to drive my empire
See? This kind of shit is why me and my boat are fucking out of there. I want nothing to do with mpreg dryad-babies.
>Hit Pink with oar, knock him off boat
>'This is not a ferry service!'
>'This is not a ferry service!'
>Places face on ground
>Vibrate for 3 seconds
>Consume a mouthful of dirt, converting it to sand and causing TULE THE LIVING DESERT's sandmass to grow
>Continue consuming dirt
>Dirt goes towards nourishing TULE, THE LIVING DESERT who lies trapped within the jar
>TULE, THE LIVING DESERT grows by 5 grains of sand
>Soon TULE, THE LIVING DESERT will be free
Larfleeze going for the 3-4 actions a round
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