Kill Bones

So...

Foxxie said
Hello. I missed you terribly. Nobody wears white lingerie quite like you do.Please don't tell my girlfriend.

Oh, I doubt she'd blame you much

What woman can resist the charms of the bones-booty

Not to be confused with the boney-booty

Different things entirely

The answer is no woman

Pretty sure that's in the bible somewhere

Old testament, of course

So...

Sherlock Holmes said
That and Darthwarman's infamous leather jacket.

Oh yeah

And I guess there was also that guy that wanted to fuck dogs

Or did I imagine that

So...

Awson said
I'm asking loudly for the opposite.

Then I guess this is a sign that it isn't the end

Thank you for filling me with hope

You truly are the world's greatest hero

So...

But I'm not dead

And in the end, isn't that all anyone could ask for

Hopefully this doesn't get buried.

Azarthes said
is ladycock your fetish?

I think it's more fun if you have to come to your own conclusion about that

Just think long and hard

And don't get cocky

Innuendo

IS SPAM DEAD

Remember the 90's when spam was so much better

Hopefully this doesn't get buried.

I don't think the dudecock is among my kinks

I'll have to double check

But I'm pretty sure

Hopefully this doesn't get buried.

quality jokehumor would recommend

Remember me?

Remember "Remember Me"

That awful game that was hilariously quickly forgotten by everyone ever

That's some quality fucking irony