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I am just another run of the mill nerd who likes to kick ass and raise a few virtual zombies online. I like pirates, whales, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, necromancers and above all anything to do with the ocean. I am up for almost any kind of roleplay, with the aim to not make any grammatical errors or to BECOME THE OVERLORD OF SUPER POWER NEVER TO BE DEFEATED BECAUSE I AM SO UNDENIABLY AWESOME! Oh and did I also mention...

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Ursa snored mercilessly her thoughts drifting into dreamworld. In her dream she sat on a pile of money dressed in a purple Zoley beast coat, her fingers, neck and earrings dripping in gold and diamonds. She leaned back, as Madonna's 'Material Girl' played in the background and sipped at a bright coral Bellini when suddenly she heard a splash and she pushed down her purple star shades to see a tall figure in the water. She scooted forward just as the man came up to the ladder to the left of her, his beautifully toned body glistening in the sun as he exited the water in slow motion. Ursa's breath caught in her throat as the handsome dark-haired hottie who seemed to resemble someone with a familiar roughish cowboy appearance came up to lean down near her. She bit her lip confidently leaning forward to kiss this beautiful creature when suddenly he reached up, his hands grazing her cheek, the moment of connection coming when suddenly a large alarm blared around her and she opened her eyes. She blinked, the ceiling a few inches from her face, her body hovering above her bed. She was sore all over and heavily confused so she rolled over looking at her room which was filled with floating books and CDs. A shiver of fear went up against her spine as she looked at her prized collection. She paused, her hands stretching out as she looked at her beloved items held in suspension. She whispered quietly to herself, "No...My children...It's okay...Mama will get you all down...Nobody move. Slowly...slowly...AHHH...SHIIII!"

Suddenly everything hit the floor, including Ursa who the hit the ground roughly before being slammed into the side of the ship. She slapped the ground yelling loudly,"CAN'T I GET JUST A FEW MINUTES OF PEACE! FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHAT IS IT NOW!!!"

She stood up slamming her hand on the com whilst grabbing a pair of pants, "TAKASHI! MAC! WHAT'S HAPPENING?" All that came out was a garbled mess. She pressed her forehead against the wall before she grabbed up her guns and a rugged denim jacket. She slipped it over her bandages heading out into the hall towards the brig.

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Mac was just about to respond to Jean when Anna came running in, "SPACE PIRATES! We have a cruiser on our tale and the ship has taken heavy damage. We are pushing up to super speed but they should be catching up with us pretty soon. We better be battle ready."

Mac groaned, "How far are they?"

Anna spoke hastily, her eyes darting to the messy kitchen and the 'guests', "Around 5000 clicks, but they are catching up quickly. We are low on fuel to, so we can't go to full burn without either blowing the engine or running out in enough time. What are we going to do?"

Mac went white, "Shit. We need to look at the routes and prepare the crew for battle. You three stay here and don't..."

Suddenly the ship lurched and the room turned in a 360-degree angle and the speed was visibly different. Most of the room crashed into the wall including Mac and Anna before the com went on and Ursa's smarmy voice carried out through the ship, "Sorry for the detour assholes. Mac, Anna get to the bridge pronto! Bring Emmett, Juniper and the studmuffin...I mean Jean. YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH TAKASHI! Anyway. Hurry up!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Bridge
Ursa dropped the com and gave Takashi the finger before she turned to Damian, "Damian let them take whatever heat we can send there way. Takashi, keep on course and Kira do what you can in the hull before we blow the airlock and we all get sucked into space."

She turned when Mac and the rest of the crew walked in. She gave Mac an exhausted look before he spoke up, "Cooper. What the hell do you think you are doing and how are you even awake right now?"

Ursa turned painfully, "We are in the Jerox galaxy about 80,000 clicks away from our destination. We ain't going to make that destination with the fuel we got now and we can't outrun these fuckers either. So we are low on fuel and enemies are at our back. If we try to go full burn to get away from them we could blow our ship so I turned us around, because not only are we going to outsmart those bastards, we are going to steal there fuel and weapons. Now as for your other question. We do not have any anaesthesia on this ship, but we do happen to have a pack of adrenaline needles. I am in an antagonizing amount of pain and honestly, I don't know how long this shit is going to last but I'm here, I'm mobile, and I want to show those pirates who really are the scourge of these space skies."

She howled walking past Mac over towards Takashi, "Keep our line jagged and veer to the left if they set up their cannon blasters. She then finally turned to her guests, "Emmett you still have your gun right. Prepare to use it. Juniper, if things go sour, turn into that little mouse creature and hide." She paused turned to Jean and blushed three shades of red, "We agree for this part of the junction that we are on the same side?"

She paused, lifting up her hand for a shake. When she got one she pulled him close so that she could whisper in his ear, "Good. Now don't make me regret this..." She handed him his gun before turning back to the screen, "Alright. Let's do this. Damian! FIRE!!!!!"
Jax glared up at Morthos, but shut up about him moving out of the way, knowing he was right about fighting in his house. When she heard Ilfrit's voice her own eyes turned green and she stepped forward, "Oh try me Demon. You're only lucky you are stuck in his head because I am ready to rip you a new one."

When Roxas seemed to be struggling with Ilfrit in his mind Jax reigned in her anger, her pentagram hands and eyes returning to normal. She was quiet as she listened to him, holding her words in as he carried on. When he was done, her body posture was more relaxed but her tone was sharp and forward, "Bullshit Roxas. BULLSHIT! I know you love Ophelia, and you wouldn't hurt her if you were functioning properly, but I do not like the fact you shot her by accident. YOU DON'T FUCKING SHOOT PEOPLE ON ACCIDENT! YOUR DAMN LUCKY SHE WAS A VAMPIRE! YOUR DAMN LUCKY SHE WASN'T A HUMAN OR ELSE SHE WOULD BE SERIOUSLY FUCKING DAMAGED! MY SISTER'S LIFE IS MORE THAN AN ACCIDENT. REMEMBER THAT!"

She took a step forward, her expression livid as rage filled her features. She was shaking uncontrollably now, "AS FOR EILEEN OR WHOEVER THIS BITCH IS! I CAN ACCEPT YOUR WARNINGS! I CAN ACCEPT THE FACT YOU THINK SHE'S DANGEROUS. WHAT I CAN'T ACCEPT IS YOU HIDING IT FROM ME AND MORTHOS. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR INTENTIONS WERE. EVEN IF THEY WERE IN OUR INTEREST. IF SHE IS STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE US OUT, THEN WE SHOULD OF BEEN PREPARING FOR HER. WE ARE A FUCKING TEAM! GOD DAMN IT. YOU DON'T TRUST US AND YOU PUT US IN DANGER BECAUSE OF IT! I CAN'T. I AM SO MAD AT YOU RIGHT NOW!"

She turned to her sister, "AND YOU! YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS THE WHOLE TIME AND DIDN'T TELL US EITHER. I AM JUST AS PISSED AT YOU AS I AM WITH HIM! I JUST...WHERE'S MY ROOM! WHERE IS IT!"

Morthos pointed to a door and Jax walked over to it without looking back, "THIS TEAM IS A GOD DAMN JOKE! GOOD NIGHT! HAVE A GREAT FUCKING SLEEP ASSHOLES!"
Mac glared at Jean for most of the time he was in the med bay before he carried Ursa to her room, moving around the stacks of books and records that filled her cluttered space to place her on her bed. He moved her purple coloured blanket up to her shoulders and had a brief moment of nostalgia. He remembered her as a little short haired brat, always pulling at his dreads and shooting him with laser bullets for fun. He always enjoyed the times when she was asleep. She was peaceful. He blinked and walked out the door, a smile on his face as he moved down towards the kitchens. Takashi stopped him mid-way through, "Hey we heard Cooper fainted over the coms. Is she alright!"

Mac nodded, "She took a beating and it caught up with her unexpectedly. She's gonna be out for a bit so I'm taking charge."

Takashi stuck out his tongue, "Figured. So...are we killing the new guy?"

Mac shook his head, "If it were up to me...I would send his ass to Neptune, but you know how Ursa is with her cop theory. So no touching him. Yet. Also when Ursa's up we have to have a crew meeting. New info on our stowaway and about our last mission. Anyone following our trail?"

Takashi gave a sick reptilian smile, "They tried, but I took some detours and pulled a few fast ones, whilst you guys were chatting. All good for now. Anna wants to know where we are heading though."

Mac started walking with Takashi as he spoke, "Good job, dipshit. That's why you're paid well. You can tell Anna we are heading to outpost 16. It's our...cheapest outpost. Not as many smuggled items for the cop to sniff out and we can grab fuel there. Plus anaesthesia."

At that point, a door to the left of them opened and Kira waved at the boys. She was dressed in a white wifebeater, jean shorts and some heavy steel-toed boots, "Hey guys. Are we going to land soon? I need to get a look at the gun belt on the left side of the ship after those blasts."

Mac walked up and ruffled her hair, "Yeah we will be landing in a bit. Dill made pizza if you want."

Kira howled her wolf ears bending slightly, "HELL YEAH! IM STARVING!"

Takashi laughed, "Me too! Beat you to the pepperoni!"

Kira snarled before pushing him to the ground, "You're on!"

She jetted off with Takashi on her tail. Mac shook his head walking down the hall where he saw Anna coming from the other side. He waved at her before walking into the main kitchen/dining room to see Jean, Juniper, Emmett, Dill, Damian, Kira and Takashi. The latter two were almost pawing at the pizza. Basically once the pizza was out of the oven the crew took turns taking some slices before heading back to there posts. Dill and Mac were the only two people from the crew in the room, and Mac walked over to the others with ambivalence, trusting none of them apart from Juniper who seemed to be of no harm to his crew. He spoke softly, "Please help yourself to the pizza, be mindful of the anchovies one. The captain loves it, but it's absolutely disgusting. Now, Miss Juniper, I apologize on behalf of the captain for not treating you with the respect your title is given, we on the Ranger are honoured to have you on board."

He gave her a warm smile, before turning to the men, "So I, of course, was not present for part of the conversation, but I am aware of the fact that you wish to go after Bob? That may be a bit of a hard sell for the crew if there are no means of payment involved."
Jax nodded at Roxas, trying to get a read on him when Ophelia stopped and said she wanted to talk to her. Jax listened patiently her hands clenching into fists as her eyes turned over to look at Roxas, "You shot my sister."

She took a step forward, her eyes going green when suddenly Morthos came to stand in front of her. She gave him a look trying to move around him, but he just moved with her. She finally gave up and looked over at Roxas past Morthos' shoulder, "SO NOT ONLY DID YOU JUST LIE TO ME, YOU SHOT MY SISTER!"

She looked over at Ophelia, "If this happened a while back then why are we hearing about this now! Maybe we could have prepared for this or something. Who is this lady and what does she want?"

She turned back to Roxas, her face showing both signs of being angry and hurt, "We are a team, Roxas! If I had any enemy that would threaten you, I would tell you immediately, but I guess I'm just not a good enough friend, to trust. Well, fuck you. Also if you ever shoot my sister again, accident or not I swear to god...MORTHOS GET OUT OF THE WAY!"

She glared up at him smacking him in the chest to make him move, but he wouldn't budge.
Ursa was quiet through most of Emmett's response, angry that he didn't keep the file with him. Well isn't that fucking convenient. When he asked her about heading to the capital Juniper decided to interject the conversation and reveal that she was Theonian and wishing to claim revenge for her people. Ursa looked up at Mac, before turning to Jean who was giving her an appraising look. She lifted her chin slightly, daring him to call her out on it after their previous conversation. Luckily though he let it go, instead opting to pose a question to Juniper about why she thinks her planet would be attacked. Ursa watched in curiosity as slowly Juniper turned into...well her. She looked over at herself, hazel eyes matching hazel eyes identically. When Juniper started to talk, and her own voice came out Ursa shivered. Oh god...that's creepy. Do I really sound like that? Jesus.

She kept her thoughts to herself, wishing she had a whisky in her hand as Juniper continued, explaining that she was royalty. Ursa's non-swollen eye widened and she looked over at Mac shaking her head. Both of them hadn't a clue what they had picked up, but both of them knew that having a princess on board would complicate things. The news seemed to turn the room quiet, so Ursa took the moment to push off the table, her one leg supporting her body as leaned against the table, nudging Mac before telling him to leave the room to grab her some fresh clothes. After he was gone she looked at Juniper with a slightly reserved expression, "Well pleased to meet you...Princess. I'm glad you finally feel that the time to reveal you're true nature is after a rogue bunch of the world's criminal elite have set their sights on killing us."

She let out an exhausted breath, "Sorry. I'm in a grumpy mood. So let me get this straight. A cop. An assassin. A princess, a gorgeous space smuggler and her band of misfit crew members are going to fly into one of the most dangerous planets in the galactic realm to get a file that will lead us to Bob who apparently not only has enough funds to hire the most deadly assassins in the galaxy but also has an army big enough to destroy a planet. That's what you're saying. All for the sake of vengeance and goodwill and all that shit. That is what is being discussed here? Also might I add..I won't get paid for doing any of this work. It will be pro-bono. No moolah..."

Ursa let what she said sink in before she pushed off the table, taking a step forward as she began to cautiously laugh, "Well I for one did not see the day going this way...I mean this is...I..." She was preparing to say something when suddenly she went pale and her eyes rolled up as she began to fall forward passing out after the alcohol and loss of blood caught up with her.

Taylor raised his hands up in usual robotic fashion, "PATIENT 3217 IS DEAD! CAUSE OF DEATH...FOUND HER FUNNY BONE! HA HA HA TAYLOR ROLLS UP WITH A ZINGER. PATIENT 3217 HAS ONLY FAINTED DUE TO BLOOD LOSS. MEDICAL HISTORY UPDATED. SENDING TO DILL. MESSAGE SENT! BAZINGA!"

Suddenly the com shot up, and a voice was heard from the speaker, "Shit...MAC SHE PASSED OUT. I'M MAKING PIZZA SO COULD YOU..."

Suddenly Mac's irritated voice was on the com, "Yes I will be right over. What kind of pizza?"

Dill spoke up only once as Mac re-entered placing the clothes on the table as he looked at Ursa with a shake of his head. His metal dreads rattled as Dill's voice spoke up, "Pepperoni, Vegetarian and Captain's favourite anchovies and onions!"

Mac nodded before looking at the group, "You all head to the kitchen. The captain is in no condition to speak about this matter right now, and I need to consult with the crew on her behalf. She needs some rest as I am sure you all do. We will set course for one of our fuel hubs in the meantime. We won't be going anywhere without more fuel since we have had to go to full burn too many times lately. We will follow her orders about you all being guests but if anyone tries anything, this is your warning."

He took Ursa into his arms, her limbs swaying slightly as he shook his head, "I don't get paid enough for this."
Jax followed Morthos and his aunt with the rest of the group, remaining silent as Uncle Fear spoke of Morthos' mother and uncle who was holding the reigns of this country. Morthos seemed a bit miffed about this uncle Damakos taking control and Jax wondered if perhaps there was some bad blood between them. She would have to ask about it later. Suddenly she realized where she was and looked up at the large mansion in front of her. Her lower mandible slowly slid down as she took in the impressive exterior of the place. It was bloody huge and it made her parent's house seem like a little shit shack. She looked over at Morthos who had always downplayed his home and shook her head in disbelief. When they entered the home, she gripped her bag tighter feeling small under the great entryway. The architecture was stunning, a mixture of the old world and the new world combined. She turned to Uncle Fear and extended a hand to him, "Thank you so much for allowing us to stay for a few nights and we will do our best to help in any way we can!"

When Fear had disappeared into the home Jax turned to Morthos and punched him in the arm, "You little liar. You totally downplayed this place. Your house is fucking massive! I bet your kitchen is gigantic as well. I am totally getting a house tour when we get back from kicking this demon's ass! I demand embarrassing photo's, to see your childhood bedroom, and to meet your other family members! Especially your mom."

She gave him a large evil grin before she turned to look at Ophelia and Roxas, "Speaking of...I know we are going to do some of the big planning tomorrow but are we going to have to watch our backs for something else. Taking on an archdemon is no cake walk and if we get through this we could possibly be bumped up a letter grade. If something else is going to get in the way of that. I...and I am pretty sure Morthos as well, want to know about it."

Jax stood quietly beside Morthos as his uncle came down to see him. She looked up at the other red-skinned man with slight wonder, a smile forming as she saw them both joking with each other. It was nice to see Morthos in a more familiar setting, and it only made her more excited to meet his family in general. When Ophelia introduced her she gave her usual charming smile and a light wave, before looking over at Morthos and whispering quietly, "Is everyone in the family such a hottie?"

After a few minutes, the group was heading through the gates and Jax was eyeing her sister with curiosity, before pulling her back slightly, "Are you okay? You are looking a little paler than usual?"

Jax didn't know why but something was definitely off or different. It wasn't something physical, perhaps more a feeling but with her spending more time with Morthos and Ophelia spending more time with Roxas, she perhaps didn't notice it as much. She shook her head turning back to Fear who responded to Ophelia's statement.

Ursa slowly walked, or rather limped down the hallway. She spoke evenly with the young cowboy about the visit to the Theonia, and the rubble that was left. Needless to say, she didn't have enough information to help and it still slightly mystified her that she wanted to. When they reached the med bay she almost whimpered in relief. The pain from her leg and the arm burns were becoming worse as she kept on her feet. When she arrived she moved over to Mac telling him to leave Mr. Wylder alone, even though his suspicions were correct. He gave her a look that signified he wasn't happy that she was cooperating with him, but the bottom line was it was her ship and her rules. She gave the matter no more consideration then limped over to Emmett, "I know how you feel about cops but on this ship. He is just as much a guest as you are. You touch him and I throw your ass into deep space. Got it?"

She looked up at Emmett through her one good eye and tried to make her threat seem menacing, even though she was slowly swaying from side to side. After a few minutes, she gave up letting her threat hang in the air as she walked over to Taylor. Taylor was a small battle set Medical Android, which they had found from an old SC-17 Battleship. He was in pieces but Kira, the ship's mechanic found some fluorescent pink parts from the same model in the black market along with a few other small alterations so that he became the Ranger's sole medical practitioner. Ursa hoped on the bed, slowly turning so that Taylor could scan her fully. Taylor shook his head, "URSA COOPER. PATIENT 3217. LOADING MEDICAL HISTORY. SCANNING FOR INJURIES! ...PATIENT IS DEAD! HA HA HA! TAYLOR IS COMEDY ROBOT!"

Ursa blinked, "Taylor, as much as I appreciate your attempt at humor, just please get on with it."

Taylor lifted his arms, "PATIENT 3217 DOESN'T APPRECIATE GOOD COMEDY. DAMAGE TO FUNNY BONE...VISIBLE. PROCEEDING WITH MEDICAL ASSISTANCE! PREPARING ANESTHESIA! OUT OF ANESTHESIA! PROCEED WITHOUT DRUG?"

Ursa shut her eyes slapping the bed angrily, "Fuck. I knew we were low on it. Do we have any..."

Mac shook his head giving her a look of pity. She pinched the bridge of her nose as Taylor began again, "PROCEED WITHOU.."

"YES. Proceed without the fucking drug." Ursa shouted angrily as she moved to lay down, her eyes focusing ahead of her when suddenly she saw Juniper beside her asking if she was alright. She was about to speak when Jean spoke up talking to the room, but mainly Emmett. When he was done, Ursa gave her a warm smile, happy that the young lady wasn't hurt too much because of her, "Yeah...sorry. I usually am more careful when I am transporting my passengers. I'll be fine, once I am all patched up! Are you okay? That bruise on your shoulder looks like it..aaahhh.."

Ursa let out a cry as Taylor began to stitch up her leg. Her body immediately tried to move away from the needle but Taylor clamped down on her leg so she couldn't move. She shut her eyes gripping the edge of the table as she began to shake slightly, a few tears running down the sides of her cheeks. After he finished stitching up her leg, she sunk to the table, breathing heavily as she looked over at Juniper, "...hurt."

She turned to the right whimpering slightly against the table after Taylor placed the bandage on her sore and swollen, but newly stitched leg, then he moved up to her stomach and arms and pulled her back into position before he got back to work. Ursa tried to listen to Jean speak, but the pain was taking up too much of her attention. She just turned her head so she was facing the wall, trying not to let the handsome policeman, Draykon or even Juniper who she felt very protective over for some strange reason see her so weak. It wasn't even the wounds that made her lose it, it was all the violence. People had tried to kill her before, but 80% of the time she could talk or pay her way out of it. The fact that she had tried to be killed three times and that they were succeeding in at least catching her off guard made her feel out of her element. Her thoughts also went to Yondi and Maria, whom she had dined with, laughed with, and even trusted at some point. Now they were both dead and she was the one who ended them. She never hated being a smuggler, but she absolutely hated herself for taking the life of another person. Logically she knew what she did had to be done, but she detested the whole action none the less. More tears flowed down her cheeks when finally Taylor was done. She was mentally and physically exhausted, and after Mac waved away Jean's cigarette he walked over and gave her a hand. She paused for a minute turning to look up at him. He just gave her a warm smile, knowing exactly how she was feeling as he always did. She let out a breath and then nodded, wiping her eyes before she took his hand and sat up, her yellow eyes turning to look at Juniper, the last Theonian. Emmett was right, she was the one who found the girl so she was responsible in helping her any way she could. She turned back to Jean, her voice barely audible behind her shaking body, "All I know is, that the only one I met was Gertrude Skranger who provided me with half the kredits for the transport a phone number, and a file to be given to Emmett. She only mentioned Bob once and it was in reference to hiring the best for this particular mission. I never even looked at the file. Just gave it to Emmett and the number."

She turned to look at Emmett, swaying slightly as Mac came over steady her. She leaned against him, as she tried not to pass out or fall asleep, "Your turn."
Ursa turned three shades of red before she let out a slight breath. She brought up her beer and took a swig as a means to hide her nervousness. She shook out her hair and turned to both Mac and Emmett whispering lightly, “Let me do the talking. I don’t want either of you to incriminate yourselves..and no violence Emmett. If he is a cop. He’s not dying on my ship.Or ever if I can help it.

She blushed again at her thought then walked into the room, straight past the cowboy to the opposite side of her desk. Her guns remained in her holsters, for him to see as she opened the desk drawer to pull out a metal box with a red cross on the top, “Oh...Well to be fair. I wasn’t really planning on guests.” She mumbled before she fell into her seat, opening the box harshly as she began pulling out some gauze and cloth, “Look, Mr. Wylder, I am not entirely sure what Mac told you, but I ain’t really looking for a new bed partner. I MEAN...trading partner.

Ursa sunk back into her seat as she began to undo some band-aids to cover her knuckles, biting her lower lip in embarrassment. Jean felt his cheeks redden at Ursa’s word fumble despite himself. Even the stoic rough rider couldn’t keep the heat from rising in his face. Leaning back on his heels the sheriff coughed awkwardly, his mind racing for something profound to say. He was hopelessly stuck on ‘bed partners’ and no amount of metal reaching could formulate an intelligent or clever quip. “That’s unfortunate…” Jean managed at last, biting lightly on his lower lip.

Ursa looked over at Mac’s guarded face and Emmett’s amused one and gave them both an awkward shrug before she ripped off the two blood-soaked bandages on her arm and flung them over to the garbage. She continued more somberly, her attention still on her desk,“Plus Mac here, has an inkling that you are law enforcement, which you very well could be. With my luck today, you probably are. Oh by the way...you are correct. My name is Ursa Cooper. Mac has been careful enough to refrain from using it, in case you are recording me. I am telling you this because I want you to be fully aware that I have absolutely no fear that any audio will make it off this ship.

She finished her last bandage up, then looked up putting on her serious tough guy glower, to show she was willing to kill him if necessary. After a few minutes though she immediately regretted it, blushing all over again. She dropped her eyes, biting the inside of her cheek. She felt like a creepy she goblin, ready to pounce. She never found men attractive. In fact, she found them more a nuisance if anything else. Emmett was just as good looking but when she looked at him, there was nothing. Looking at the cowboy was different though. There was just something about this one that lit something within her. It was like seeing an original edition of her favorite book, bound in leather just waiting on her desk. Her eyes just went green. What she saw she wanted. Regardless of her lack of experience and the fact that she quite truly thought he was a cop, she wanted this man, and somehow she would have him. She was sure of that.

Remaining quiet for a long while Jean studied Ursa a little closer admiring her for more than just her looks. They were clever folk them. He supposed one didn’t become so infamous by being a dullard. Still, he was right. They did strongly suspect him to be undercover, and Mac had somehow even picked up on the recording device. How? Jean couldn’t even begin to guess. Apparently, the big man was more astute than Jean had originally given him credit for. But if they thought he was law enforcement why hadn’t they plugged him and dumped his corpse in the nearest asteroid belt? Perhaps that’s what they still planned to do, he could hear the muted engines of the ship firing up, and feel the slight change in the artificial gravity as it took to the sky. Maybe they just wanted to make sure no one else would come after them. Or they wanted to know what he knew. Either way, it was going to be a serious chore trying to gain their trust, especially Mac’s. Jean would have to watch his step around him.

Sighing Jean sat down, interlocking his fingers together and sighing dramatically. “It’s a shame y’all don’t seem to trust me. I ain’t-a cop, there isn’t a recorder, no badge, no hidden motive. Sure I know who ya are Ursa Cooper. That I feigned, I’ll admit. Famed smuggler, roughish outlaw you’ve got an eight-digit bounty hoverin’ over yer head gal. But I don’ want no trouble. I just want to talk business. Lookie ‘ere see.” Reaching down with two fingers Jean eased his revolver out of its holster, placing it on the desk and sliding the weapon towards Mac. Even the slow movements caused the room to spark with tension. And now disarmed Jean knew he was playing a very dangerous game, and he had no more aces up his sleeve. Just a very incriminating hidden badge and recording device...

I know y’all ain’t on th’ search n’ peek for a new tradin’ partner. But how ‘bout a one-time deal? A one n’ done as they say it on Tejaxs. Seein’ as ye’ve already taken’ off with me onboard, how far out o’ y’alls way would it really be to take a detour an’ smuggle some merchandise for me. Shouldn’t be too much trouble to make two stops along th’ way to wherever y’all are off too. Not in any which way I sees it. If I make it work your while.

Ursa watched Jean with sharp eyes as he spoke about who she was and her bounty. She remained calm only until he lifted his gun and placed it on her desk, her body turning rigid at the moment. Mac took it without question, not trusting the young man for a second. Mac didn’t trust anyone though. He was the closest thing to a conspiracy theorist before actually going nuts. He trusted his instincts and in the early days of smuggling, he had saved Ursa’s life multiple times with that same instinct. If Mac didn’t trust, Mr. Handsome. Neither did she, but still the thought of spending more time with this charming devil was something she desired. Maybe...just this once she could give him the benefit of the doubt. She grabbed her beer after her upper arms were re-bandaged. She would need stitches but for now, at least they were clean. She finished the rest of the beer then tossed it into the bin raising an eyebrow at the cowboy, a smirk moving up her busted lip, “Worth my while?

She shrugged standing up only to pull up her shirt and began pulling down her pants exposing some simple white briefs underneath, completely aware that three men were paying attention to her. A large gaping red cut was on the left side of her leg, the wound that had basically soaked her pants. She placed her hands on the table and turned to Mac, “Go get me the needle and some tongs please.

Mac gave her a long look, which she reciprocated before speaking slowly, “I will be fine. Go.

Mac gave the cowboy another hard look before leaving, taking the cowboy’s gun with him. She then turned to Emmett, “Perhaps you can go to Medical and check on our guest as well? I want a few words by myself with Mr. Wylder here...if you would be so kind. If I’m not there in fifteen, come back here and check on me. Thanks..

Ursa knew that Emmett would do whatever the fuck he wanted and if that included leaving her to die, he would, so she didn’t have a right to ask him to check on her but she figured that regardless of her denying their friendship she trusted him to be on her side if things went down. After a few moments, he left the room and Ursa turned back to Jean before slowly sitting back down, pain moving up her features, “Look..Mr. Wylder I don’t know what you have heard about me but I am a rather simple person. I do my job and on most days I am actually quite cordial with newcomers, but you caught me on a bad day. So let me be blunt. I don’t have time to focus on what the fuck you are, and I sure as hell don’t have the time to help you with your business. As for it being worth my while. I am pretty damn sure that you can’t afford it. However..because you have been so accommodating.” She paused, her inner voice chiming in, ‘And for being such a stud. No man can be that pretty and a cop. No. My luck isn’t that bad.’ She blushed, “I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt. I will help you with what I can for transport but as for your business. I really don’t have the time...

She suddenly saw her book at the opposite side of the table and gave a wide smile, “Oh you like Tolstoy as well? Well, look at that.

She stood up slowly reaching out to grab the book when suddenly her leg gave out and she knocked the jug of water over, most of it spilling on Jean. She jolted over the desk, “Oh shit...I am so sorry about that. I am such a damn clutz..I…

Suddenly she noticed a slight indent and wireline under his shirt and her yellow eyes met him with a cold fury. She reached down quickly to grab her guns only to find that they were still lying on her blood-soaked jeans. Her eyes moved up to Jean’s and she opened her mouth to call out instinctively for Mac, even though Emmett was probably closer, at the top of her lungs,

Ma-

Reacting fast Jean reached around her neck cupping his hand over her mouth silencing the cry before it could reach full fruition. Both the now ruined book and empty water jug clattered to the floor as Jean bucked upright squeezing Ursa’s throat with his free hand. Pressed in close to her hair Jean could smell the strong scent of shampoo and blood. A million questions flashed through his mind as to what she might’ve been doing before returning to the Ranger. But that was a question for another time and Jean focused instead on the rapidly deteriorating situation playing out right at that moment.

Miz Ursa, I’m real sorry ‘bout this but I’m gonna need you to not be hollerin’ up a storm, alright.” Jean relaxed his hold on her, just enough so she could breathe and talk, but not enough to let her attempt to yell out again. “I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. I’m mighty feared o’ that big bruiser first mate you got, especially disarmed as I am. And if he hears you yellin’ yer head off ‘bout wotever it is he’s gonna come stormin’ in here shootin’ first an’ asking questions later. And I don’t wanna die. So, if you would please not be making life difficult we could ‘ave a pleasant and civil chit chat about Theonia Z17. That’s it, that’s all I want. Then we c’n part ways an’ forget this ever happened.

Jean felt a slight twitch in his gut at those final words. A part of him didn’t appreciate the idea of just forgetting Ursa. Even if it was a statement of point not a reflection of reality. Just the inflection of having to disregard Ursa’s existence on the front of a gambled negotiation tactic caused an unwanted sense of regret, that even Jean couldn’t quite place. He’d never felt that way before, even after uttering those same words countless times in many similar scenarios. It was strange and foreign and Jean wasn’t sure if he liked it or not.

Ursa panicked when she felt something behind her. She was pulled close and her breath was cut in half with his hands at her throat and mouth. The back of her legs hit the edge of the desk as she pounded on Jean’s chest frantically before grabbing at his hands. He was way stronger than her, and after the fight with Maria and the car chase, she was in too much pain to put up much of a fight. After a few seconds, she slumped listening to him speak. Her eyes rested on his shoulder as he began to speak in her ear. Theonia Z17? Juniper’s planet. She automatically felt defensive, her guard up when it came to her stowaway.

When Jean explained that all he wanted was for them to chat and then he would leave, something made her heart jump. ‘He couldn't leave. Not after she had just met him.’ The thought came out of nowhere and when he finally relaxed his hold on her she let out a slightly choked breath attempting once more to pull away from him. She didn’t get anywhere. She sighed speaking softly, into his own ear, “Alright. I won’t call him, but if you want to have a proper chat, let alone get off this ship alive you better not lie to me again. I don't react well to people recording me. So you better fess up and tell me who you are!

She paused, not understanding why she wasn't furious right now, or trying to get him to release her. She shut her eyes letting out an exhausted groan, “Look. If your worried about us killing you. We won't. I have a strict no killing cops policy, and Mac would never break orders, but..if..if you hurt me…

She shivered, finally realizing that he could if he wanted to, “Y..you will be in big trouble.

I feel like you n’ Mac are th’ kinda people who’d back that up.” Jean said releasing Ursa from the choke hold. He kept one hand on her shoulder, concerned her leg might give out again or more importantly she might go for the kill. “There ya are, free. But you go for them pistols there and I’ll make sure yer passed out on th’ floor in eight seconds easy. You’re in no shape to be fightin’ right now, so let’s call a truce an’ leave th’ killing out of the equation.” Increasing the pressure on Ursa’s shoulder Jean guided both Ursa and himself into chairs, all the while keeping an eye on the door. Mac could return at any minute which gave him precious seconds to ensure his own survival. Reaching down Jean snatched up the fallen book smoothing out the soaked and crumpled pages, hoping this act of goodwill would reinstate some mutual understanding.

That’s fair enough Miz Cooper, I’d say you caught me fair n’ square. I’m a Sheriff from Tejaxs, with the Long Range Galaxy sheriff’s department, the ranger some call me.” Opening up his vest Jean unfolded the hidden flap in the fabric withdrawing the wire bug, turning it off in the process. Placing the small device on the desk, he pushed it towards Ursa inviting her to inspect it. “I was orbiting Theonia Z17, monitoring th’ situation and following up a lead when I watched your ship break off from th’ main shin-dig an’ fly here. I assume you’re workin’ for th’ head dogs an’ they’re paying you well. Let me assure you th’ Galactic Federation c’n pay better. An’ I c’n pull strings and make people forget things. Important things if you get wot I’m sayin’.

After a few words, Jean let go placing his hand on her shoulder and guiding her to the chair. She tried to reset her footing grabbing his arm and shuffling over to the seat which she happily collapsed into. She kept her eyes on him the whole time, heeding his warning ongoing for her guns. She rubbed her neck lightly, looking slightly pale after the slight scuffle. She took the book from him cautiously, remaining quiet as he started to explain who he was and why he followed her. When he handed over the recording device she pulled it slowly over to her, her bandaged fingers pulling it close to her side of the desk so he couldn’t take it. She leaned back against the seat and considered how she should approach responding to him. She kept her eyes on him as she spoke, “I make a good couple of kredits doin.g what I do Mr. Wylder, and as for wiping the slate clean, I have never even considered changing my career or regretted my choices. Honestly, it’s a pure coincidence you found us leaving that rock. I didn’t even have a job there.

She leaned forward against the desk, trying to keep her voice even as she omitted the part about finding Juniper, “We just heard about the attack and figured they weren’t using their resources anymore, and us smugglers can’t necessarily walk into any fuel hub easily, so we picked through what we could find. Which didn’t include any survivors...or invaders mind you. Just rubble and corpses.

Her expression turned sad, but she pulled away trying to hide her emotions a bit better so that he wouldn’t catch on. Juniper was just a young girl and she wasn’t going to readily hand her over to someone whom she did not know let alone trust. Even if he was handsome.

Damn.” Jean sat back in his chair causing the structure to creak in protest. He had no reason disbelieve Ursa on this point, not significantly at least. It made sense, the way the ship avoided the invasion fleet and warped to a seemingly random planet. They were just smugglers going about their business. This meant that his time here was being wasted, he’d followed a bad lead and was no closer to finding Bart’s boss because of it. The mastermind behind this grand criminal scheme couldn’t have planned it any better. Sighing Jean drummed his fingers on the desk’s top trying to collect his thoughts. He needed a ride back to Zaron, and he could only hope that by some miracle Leeroy and the Bessy Girl were still there when he got back. Then he’d have to contact the Director and report that the lead was a failure. Which meant that was Bart getting free early, and by the time he returned to Theonia Z17 the invasion fleet and any evidence would be long gone. So much headache and all for nothing.

That’s a stinking pile of spugheffer shit.” Jean ceased tapping his fingers ending off by slapping the desk and making his hand smart. “I’ll be honest Miz Cooper. Normally I’d try and get something out of this whole debacle and take you in to collect the bounty. But I’m thinking I ain’t too far off in assuming that ain’t gonna happen. So instead I’m putting my cards on y’all’s anti-cop killin’ sentiment. Which is shit because Bob’s gonna walk again leavin’ me with naught. Guess I put to many eggs in one basket on this one.

Ursa couldn’t help but smile at his cursing, happy he didn’t question what she said. Juniper was safe...for now. She crossed her arms at the mention of dropping her off, her expression an obvious, ‘fuck no!’ to that statement. She was just about to put his mind at ease when an easter egg of a name popped up, “Bob. How the fuck do you know about Bob? THAT SON OF A BITCH JUST TRIED TO HAVE ME KILLED!

Once the words were out of her mouth she sunk back into her chair, her cheeks going red. She shouldn’t have said that. This would just lead into a whole new range of questions that she really wasn’t prepared to answer. She decided the best course of action was to maybe beat him at asking questions, “Is Bob related to what happened on Theonia Z17?

Surprised by this sudden burst of passion Jean leaned forward, a fresh spark of interest shining in his brown eyes. “Not to be th’ bearer of stale news ma’am, but there could be a quintillion Bobs in this universe. Still, how many are th’ heads of massive criminal conglomerates, and have a stake in murderin’ big name smugglers?” Jean mulled this new information over, wondering whether he should indulge Ursa on his suspicions or not. She could be playing him, but something told him the wounds crisscrossed across her body spoke the truth and innocence of her curiosity. “Are ya well acquainted with this Bob who tried to kill you?” Jean countered, breaking the short silence that had fallen. “I ‘ave reason to believe he’s involved at Theonia Z17. Though I ain’t even sure if that’s his real name, or jus’ an’ alias he or she uses. Th’ Bob I’m referrin’ to has been frustrating in his avoidance of th’ law. Similar to you actually.

A smirk tugged at the corner of Ursa’s lip at his comment about her evading authorities. She debated answering him openly about the mission and decided that it was perhaps in her best interest to introduce him to Emmett and Juniper. Emmett would know way more about Bob then she would, being a direct client of his and if Jean tried anything on Juniper, Emmett would be able to take him out with ease. She frowned at the thought, not liking the idea of the cowboy hurt. She shook her head then spoke evenly, “I do my best to stay under the radar. As for Bob, I think we should extend this conversation to some more of my….guests. They might be able to shed some more light on this particular topic. Plus...I really should get to the med bay.

She stood up slowly, gripping the table tightly as she began to walk over to the door, reaching forward to lean against the wall as she pushed the button. Her left leg was feeling numb and with every movement pain seared through her. She opened the door and turned around to lean against the wall extending a hand, her words slightly gaspy, “You first. Mr Wylder.
Jax walked through the woods with the rest of the group remaining cautious, her hand itching to touch her scythe at the instant of danger. When they reached the guards she listened quietly with Ophelia and Roxas, her expression curious. When the guards reached for their swords, her hand reached up to touch her weapon, annoyance filling her features. Morthos seemed to calm down by mentioning that he was a lord. Jax let go of her scythe and looked at him differently, seeing him in a new light. The friend she had eaten tacos with, trained with, and watched cartoons with was also a noble in his own right and she knew that but it didn't really stand out until now. She knew he was a lord...she just didn't see that when she looked at him. He was just Morthos. Seeing him in a new light also made her see the distance between them. She was a special motherfucker and she knew it, but she was also just a poor commoner, and she wouldn't understand the world he grew up in. The distance between them was something she never considered and she didn't like it either. She came out of her thoughts when he spoke about an uncle coming down. She put on her signature smile, "Uncle Fear eh? Is he the same uncle who sent me those demonology books?"

As she waited for an answer she noted Roxas' body language change from slightly annoyed to rigid. Out of the corner of her ear, she also heard him say, "She's here."

The words were not meant for her but she turned quickly to stare at him before turning to Morthos who seemed to be just as confused as her. She took a few steps away from the group, looking out into the fog to see if she saw anyone. She relaxed after a moment and turned to Roxas, her tone even, "Roxas, if there is some crazy bitch following us, I want to know who she is and if she is a danger to the team."

She was about to push for more information when she noticed the guards were heading back. She gave Roxas a look, "One thing at a time I guess. We should hold this convo in private, but we need to have it sooner rather than later. We are going to have more than enough on our plates with this arch-demon mess."
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