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I'm the og flaming spoon. Obviously there are many people with that title out there especially in south-eastern Cuba.

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Giffy used a tree to get up, looked at the cut in his leg although everything's been a little blurry since he landed on his head, and then sadistically limped toward the berserker. "Aww is the poor little orc stuck?" Giffy taunted at the orc with no intention of a trick. He then confidently went in for the kill when the orc broke free and jumped at Giffy. Luckily the orc had carelessly left a few roots intact and they flew up grabbed the berserker's foot, then pulled him down. Giffy basically fell on the orc digging his sword all the way through the orc's body. This one killed him. Giffy laid there for a bit recovering some of his energy than pulled out Nightbane grabbed Desolation from the bushes and half limped over to Rem so he could return the favor he received earlier.
Ok cool. I feel so powerful, Giffy just killed one orc after 4 posts and help from a teammate. It's not like people got faster kills before me by themselves. Oh wait.
Adrian wondered where their other crew member,(Giza) was while he gathered plants. She was on the ship when they left except she disappeared when they crash landed. He tried to focus on collecting the plants when he noticed a strange metallic looking plant he'd never seen before. Adrian definitely didn't know plants properties and exactly what each plant is like Hero, except Adrian has seen a good number of planets and he's never noticed a metal looking plant before. He looked at the plants he gathered and decided he didn't have a good number of plants but he did have enough so he went back to the ship so he could ask Hero about the metallic plant.

It was a good thing Adrian had left when he did, since he hadn't realized how far he'd travelled and he got back right before nightfall. It looked like Aura was still working hard on the ship just like when Adrian left except Hero was just standing there staring at the plant Adrian had found. Hero explained to Adrian that it was a manmade material made of metal, plant fibers, and a nexus core. Apparently they were very rare and had many different uses.

Adrian laid awake on his bed playing with the plant he had found. "What did Hero call it oh yea Newood." The Newood suddenly turned back to the flat form it was in when he found it. "So it reacts to commands" Adrian wondered out loud."Turn into Aura. It turned into a little girl."Perfect, I think we're gonna get along just fine." Adrian said admiring the humor of the Newood.
"Uuuhhhh, what happened." Adrian moaned as he woke up to a sharp pain in his head. Maybe trying to fight the person that had your life in their hands was not a good idea. Adrian sat up and looked around realizing they either must've had to crash land in the middle of the mountains due to the meteor shower, or Aura really wanted to make him and Hero throw up on each other. Adrian scanned the mountains for a village or a sign of a struggle but he saw nothing. This planet must be a little more natural than he expected. Adrian had always looked to Hero for guidance since he was who brought him onto the team after Adrian stole some medical marijuana for his friends. Plus Hero looked like he knew what to do right now so Adrian obediently waited for orders.
Is it okay if I finish my opponent in the next turn?


Giffy helplessly watched as the orc got ready to throw his hammer. Giffy knew this was a possibility, but he had hoped the orc wouldn't have thought of anything except charging headfirst at a tree or slowly climbing to his death. Luckily his friend Rem had his back. Rem trapped the orc with roots, causing the orc to throw it's hammer to early and unluckily hit the branch Giffy was on.

Then Giffy luckily landed on a bush, so he stayed conscious,although was still pretty out of it. So that's two lucky things and one unlucky one that means the gods will deliver him one more misfortune before the battle's done. "Oh well the orc's trapped and I could've taken his ages ago easily", Giffy thought as he stumbled toward the berserker. "Damnit!" Giffy shouted a little bit too loud as he tripped over something.

There was his misfortune he hoped would be a little less crucial. Then he realized the something he tripped on was his other sword Nightbane, that he had stabbed the orc with earlier. So was that lucky or unlucky, Giffy wondered right before he felt a warhammer nail his leg. Definitely unlucky! Wait the orc had thrown it so he only had one weapon he could use to free himself. Giffy crawled his way over to the berserker and used both of his swords to pry the remaining warhammer out of the orc's hands just one hit before he would've freed himself. Sadly Desolation had gone with the warhammer, so Giffy would have to fight with only one sword once again. He used a tree to help him up and then charged at the immobilized orc.
"Ugh!" Adrian felt like someone just sucker punched him right in the gut. Well someone kind of did, Aura just made a sudden stop. "Alright I can see why you like doing barrel rolls, but random stopping, now your just trying to get to throw up." Adrian said while almost vomiting everywhere mid sentence. "Well you won't have to worry about anymore because we're here." Aura said arrogantly. Adrian would punch him except he was still very wobbly and he didn't feel like giving that jerky wall an uppercut again.

Adrian looked out the window saw absolutely nothing except space and then decided he was going to punch Aura, even though his legs felt like the jelly he "borrowed" from the ship's cafeteria. Except when he got onto the pilots deck he saw it. A giant planet that looked like it was in no danger whatsoever. "If this is another mission where we have to get someone's cyborg cat out of a tree, that cat is gonna lose a few parts." Adrian angrily as he stared at Hero remembering the urgent mission he sent him on last month.
Giffy jumped backwards while parrying to dodge the warhammers wildly being swung at him and felt a tree hit his back. Perfect! Giffy looked completely trapped, so the berserker would have a little less focus now that he thought he had an easy kill. "Come on I was just kidding lad." pleaded Giffy in an attempt to look scared, as he slowly and discreetly scaled the tree making sure to pretend like he was just backing up. He kept going up until the orc looked like he noticed and that's when Giffy threw his knife.

The orc barely dodged it but was stunned enough to give Giffy the opportunity to get to a high branch. Giffy knew if the orc tried to climb up to get him he could stab him easily. "Gods your stupid!" laughed Giffy trying to goat the berserker into climbing the tree. "Looks like your beat, since you obviously can't get your fat arse up here."
Ok cool let's do it.
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