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Current STILL sitting on the toilet!
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Still sitting on the toilet.
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Still sitting on the toilet.
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Sitting on the toilet.

Bio

I'm the og flaming spoon. Obviously there are many people with that title out there especially in south-eastern Cuba.

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@Lvl Down Ok cool haha.
Wow that hurt. Literally since I'm assuming dying hurts. And after I felt like such a smart sesquipedalian after saying malapropism.
"Actually I'm not poor my family is very rich"- Giffy's list of malapropisms volume 3.
@Lvl Down You can make whatever took you so long whatever you want. Some ideas are an alien monster, the survivors and you were just talking to them, or it could've just been nothing.
"I bet everyone at HQ died." Adrian teased Hero. He loved pushing people's buttons and since Aura wasn't here Hero was his next best option. Adrian had done perimeter searches before, except doing them with Hero felt like someone was slowly removing a sword from his chest. Hero checked every single inch, and expected every tiny thing that was slightly abnormal, even though it was normally a rock or a spot where the sun shone weird. Adrian liked Hero so he helped him be a super detective for about an hour and then he pretended to care for like 10 minutes. But seriously who does he 2 hour perimeter check.

When Hero stopped again Adrian thought nothing of it and let him expect it by himself. However after a few minutes Adrian got kind of worried you should never let your partner out of your sight even if he was being annoying. Adrian focused pulled his shadow blades out from the demon world and than charged in the woods to save his friend from whatever creature Hero had encountered.
"Ugh!" Giffy grunted as he spat out blood. He had gotten knocked to the ground by the orc after only one punch. Giffy had forgotten he was weak after he won his fight against the massive berserker, although he was still confident he could defeat this orc since he had two shortswords compared to the orc's tiny dagger that Giffy assumed the orc didn't have much practice with, since the orc was using a crossbow at first.

Instantly the orc was on Giffy trying to slice his throat with the dagger. Giffy was using his larger sword Desolation to try and turn the weight of the dagger on his opponent, while using his smaller sword Nightbane as insurance to make sure the dagger stayed away from him. Obviously the orc wasn't an experienced close quarters fighter, because he was going for a kill like a peasant defending herself. Giffy planned to use this to his advantage, but first he needed to either change positions or get to his feet. It all depended on if the orc thought he could out power Giffy with a much smaller weapon or if the orc thought he would have a better chance on his feet.
Well it his something the size of a fat bunny ;). Jk that's super creepy I'm way too into my character.@Arthanus
Giffy was a little too loud dropping into the bush. The orc pulled out a crossbow that replaced his dagger and fired at Giffy. The bolt flew just past his arm, delivering a small cut to his upper bicep, just missing the shoulder blade. Giffy ripped the magical bandage off his leg and placed it on his bicep for a few seconds. Since the cut was shallow it closed up immediately and without too much pain. Giffy than set it gently back down onto the cut in his leg.

He made his way stealthily to the edge of the brush extra carefully this time since the orc knew his general are. When he got to the edge he sprung out, wildly swinging Nightbane and using Desolation as a shield against the bolt he knew was coming. He just hoped the orc would be too flustered too get an accurate shot off before Giffy could get close.
"Ah!""Er!"Giffy screamed into his arm so he wouldn't give away the fact that he was with Rem. The sting from the bandage was almost unbearable. Why does such a hard thing to make hurt so bad, Giffy wondered. Then the pain suddenly stopped and when he looked down there was an almost immediate result. The open wound in Giffy's leg was closing at an unnatural rate, making Giffy feel like someone had ripped a bandage off. Hurts at first, but feels better after. Except that this bandage was being placed on him, not off and that the pain and relief is multiplied by like one hundred.

Looks like Rem's plan is working, Giffy thought as he watched the orc's stupidly give chase to him not looking out for any quicksand or other magical traps he could be leaving behind. Perfect Rem just went into the trees and with the new mobility Giffy has, he should be able to follow the orcs through the trees and slowly take them out one by one while they're running.

"There always has to be the unathletic that gets left behind." "Poor lad, don't worry I'll put you out of your misery." Giffy said in a deep creepy voice. The orc looked confused so either he didn't know where Giffy was or he didn't understand what unathletic means. Probably both Giffy decided so he slowly dropped into the brush below him and closed in for the kill. Giffy wasn't proud of this, but he really enjoyed killing helpless enemies.
@RabidAnubis Yea that sounds good.
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