ladymolotov

super general interest check

so here I am. really...doing this.

I LIKE ALL THE THINGS.

ugh. stop.

okay.

first off, I don't really know what not mature means (not personality wise... ... obviously). I like gore and death and inappropriate speech and twisted shit.

my posting length will match yours, but I'm not a one liner kind of girl. I like paragraphs, they're so nice, aren't they pretty? /pets.

I play male, female, alien, whatever. I like all the slashes, but my favorite is lady love.

MY ONLY RULE IS PLEASE, no specific drug using (cough, narcotics anonymous, about to pick up six months, rather not relapse because I read about it cough cough choke). fine, your character does blow, mine probably does too, but oh my god, be vague.

side note :: I am the world's worst beforehand plotter, so if you can plot, FUCKING MARRY ME.

things I love that are not my own:
all margaret atwood
weird disney remakes
battlestar galactica
star wars
lord of the rings
harry potter
... and that's the end of fandoms, unless you have a good plot twist or something freaky, then run it by me.

and the other things:
fantastical worlds :: dragons and fireballs and spaceships and galaxies
apocalypse/post-apocalypse :: zombies, nuclear fallout, grass is killing us one by one - I love it all.
historical anything :: unless I don't know about the era, which will cause me to do a stupid amount of research before getting the nerve up to play.
weird original ideas :: hit me.

there were a hundred other things I meant to add so basically just throw all of your ideas on me.

nerdy and introverted; I want for nothing

huzzah! for future reference though I only accept proposals in the form of baby dragons. we shall raise it together and it will be our love child and we shall call it... Spyro...

....

nerdy and introverted; I want for nothing

except, you know, the ability to speak to people without going into a hysterical, spastic fit.

I refuse to tell you my real name because it means little lamb, and there is nothing worse than being named after a fluffy animal.

gamer at heart, paranoid writer (like... type quietly so my roommates don't come in and see what I'm doing (which just happened. why am I bothered? who the fuck knows)), um, have a sailor's mouth, love apocalyptic shit, etc. also unable to distinguish relevant facts from irrelevant ones - if it were up to me, y'all would know my life story, but then everyone would run away, so. there's that. fortunately I have a semi functional filter that keeps me in line.

I'm actually an excellent writer (i write gude, ya feel me) though I am weirder than any sort of mutant animal you'd find in a nuclear fallout, and I love role playing so much that sometimes it interferes with real world things, BUT HERE I AM.

was there something I was supposed to say? cause if there was...

I apologize.

oh and hello.