It's barely relevant but I just want people to know that I can't drink alcohol or I'll die. It's the only thing that can stop me - my only weakness. Just letting you guys know so you can each all have a bottle of alcohol labelled "In Case of Larfleeze, break glass."
"A perfect baller is; One, invincible. Two, does not foul. Three, will not ever be fouled. Four, has the abilities of all other ballers and outperforms them. In addition it is like a Harlem Globetrotter, a model for basketball."
THIS IS THE BIRTH OF SHADOW BARKLEY, THE ULTIMATE BALLER!