Larfleeze

Nelson Mandela Dead ?

Wait! Don't tell ActRaiser anything! He may be trapped in some sort of time bubble and the slightest hint we give him about the future could be catastrophic... Even if we think we're doing the right thing by changing something, time will find a way to replace it and it won't always be for the better.

Spam, please take Magnum back.

@ASTA

I find something about you refreshing.

Perhaps it's that you seem to have actual substance, rather than some of the people here who are comprised solely of a series of ironically shitty memes.

I mean, not that that's bad or anything.

No wait it totally is.

@Doivid

Hey! I'm not comprised solely of ironic shitty memes. There's like 20-25% Incoherent Rage in there too.

Spam Met Celebrities?

I've seen Shaquille O'Neal up close.

@Taaj

Guurrrl, you've seen the Shaq in person? Oh lawdie.

Spam Met Celebrities?

One time I think I saw a Chupacabra. Does that count?

Why do I go on Wattpad again?

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Getting pretty specific with where they all are on the bed. Is this the set-up to a survival horror game puzzle?

@KeysOfKayes

QUICK, SHUFFLE THEM ABOUT IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER BEFORE THE MPREG MONSTER FINDS THEM!

Why do I go on Wattpad again?

"Harry woke up that morning early with the urge to throw up. He was in the bed with his 4 boyfriends Louis was in the center, Harry and Zayn one on each side of him; Liam was next to Zayn and Niall next to Harry. Harry tried to control his nausea, but with no success, so, without previous warning he pushed Niall of the bed and ran to the bathroom to empty the content of his stomach."

Why do I go on Wattpad again?

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Well it's already given me the creeping horrors. I wouldn't be surprised if reading it left me gibbering.

@KnightShade

Prepare to be gibbered

Why do I go on Wattpad again?

My sister uses Wattpad and I told her it was all One Direction fic and she was like "yeah haha it's pretty ridiculous sometimes look there is a section for Flappy Bird"

So we open it up

And the top fic in the category

Was a One Direction/Flappy Bird crossover

:(

@ImANargleHunter

One time I looked up Lovecraft and the 2nd result was a One Direction mpreg fic.
Every day we move further and further away from God's light...

Larfleeze...I thought you were better than this?

@BrobyDDark

Well obviously you thought wrong.

Why do I go on Wattpad again?

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