Larfleeze

Time-Traveling Arch-Criminal Seeks Henchmen

I am the fastest gunslinger on the Planet.

@ActRaiserTheReturned

MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN AND I'M THE GUNSLINGIEST MAN ALIVE!

Time-Traveling Arch-Criminal Seeks Henchmen

What if- and this is a huge what if- you just go back in time and kidnap yourself so you can be your own henchman. I mean, and this is according to my own theory, you're so unimportant to the timeline that it would be too small a paradox to actually cause damage. It's the perfect crime!

@BrobyDDark

BabbysFirstTimeTravel.txt

I give up

@Awson

never give up never surrender

Cisco wouldn't give up ;-;

Time-Traveling Arch-Criminal Seeks Henchmen

Oh my god larfreeze.

You minx.

@Azarthes

tee hee

Time-Traveling Arch-Criminal Seeks Henchmen

Do you enjoy Henching?

Are you sick of other criminals treating you like dirt?

Wells look no further than Eobard Thawne's Pawns™!

Eobard Thawne's Pawns™ is now a household name, with over Four Centuries worth of experience in Criminal Enterprises and that means only the best of the best can apply for Henching. Do you have what it takes to ensure the time-stream remains intact? A job here at Eobard Thawne's Pawns™ is a hard, and often stressful one, so Eobard Thawne's Pawns™ offers the most state-of-the-art 25th century medical care and insurance, so even the most stressed individual can be the best and brightest worker!

Skills Needed

• Must have access to the Speedforce
• Must have a minimum of 2 years Criminal experience
• Must have moderate knowledge of time and time-travel
• Must have experience handling Speedsters

Time meddlers, The Gentry and Condiment King need not apply

ActRaiser Rules The World

The Emperor demands a harem of Pokemon!

@ActRaiserTheReturned

The Emperor can fuck off the edge of my dick!

ActRaiser Rules The World

Actually, ActRaiser is currently in a mental institution typing from a computer he's allowed to use every two weeks. He doesn't rule the world, he just has a food mat at the dinner table that is a map of the world.

In this timeline ActRaiser was commited instead of being allowed to continue his insanity in public. His release date is September 17th 2017 and he will leave a fully functioning human being.

What timeline do we move to now that I've told him the truth?

@BrobyDDark

STOP. FUCKING. WITH. TIME.
You start fucking with time then time starts fucking with you. If you keep fucking it back, then very soon space will join in and start fucking with you too. By then it's too late and the Multiverse starts collapsing, and when that happens all the universes start forming into one. Maybe in the new Earth Prime, you're a black lesbian transexual, or a young Hispanic child with autism.

Now that you know that, ask yourself; What happens when the Multiverses start converging? That's right, you fucked the Omniverse, congrats, you're now pregnant.

Inherited An Estate

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What the fuck did you guys tell him? Whoever it was take a good look at what the fuck you've done. Now we have to live in a shitty timeline where ActRaiser rules the world.

@KnightShade

This is the future you chose...

ActRaiser Rules The World

The year is 2100. . . ActRaiser has ruled the world and Mars for over 50 years. His political enemies are forced to listen to Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber for all eternity in a mentally created pocket dimension in their own dreams. But there is an underground. Who will rise up to stop him?

@ActRaiserTheReturned

No you don't. I would tell you what happens but that would damage the timeline. Maybe you die at age 30 due to a violent accident. Maybe you become a victim of a serial killer at age 26. Or maybe a certain speedster goes back and kills your mother and frames your father for her murder. Who knows? Life's a mystery, Barry.

Nelson Mandela Dead ?

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THANK YOU DR. WELLS

@Azarthes

CLASSISINSESSION,MOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERFUUUUUCCKERRRRR

WE GON' LERN 'BOUT TIME

What does spam think of the status box?

I think therefore I am.