Larfleeze

Stick Fortress

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It equates into: Larfreeze bends over and eats some dirt

@Azarthes

All dirt goes to nourishing TULE, THE LIVING DESERT. All things are dirt to TULE, THE LIVING DESERT. I would gladly give my life if TULE, THE LIVING DESERT was only one more step towards freedom. All will be consumed.

Stick Fortress

>Continue consuming dirt
>Dirt goes towards nourishing TULE, THE LIVING DESERT who lies trapped within the jar
>TULE, THE LIVING DESERT grows by 5 grains of sand
>Soon TULE, THE LIVING DESERT will be free

Stick Fortress

>Places face on ground
>Vibrate for 3 seconds
>Consume a mouthful of dirt, converting it to sand and causing TULE THE LIVING DESERT's sandmass to grow

Stick Fortress

>Create

TULE, THE LIVING DESERT THAT HUNGERS

who is also unbelievably handsome

>pose for photographs of the beautiful living desert

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@Mr_pink

They've made us Banepost

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It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.

@Mr_pink

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shut up

@LowKey123

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The nightmares? They never go away, Snake. Once you've been on the battlefield, tasted the exhilaration, the tension... it all becomes part of you. Once you've awakened the warrior within... it never sleeps again. You crave ever bigger tensions, ever bigger thrills. As a mercenary, I'd think you would have realized that by now. You care nothing for power, or money, or even sex. The only thing that satisfies your cravings is war! All I've done is give you a place for it. I've given you a reason to live.

So remember mongolian throat-singing?

I'd like to thank God for sending this video my way.

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Fuck you all.