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I work long hours Fri-Sun then a mere 8 hours and free Monday. I can still post on those days but it may be more a case of morning/late night for me.
That said, good. I'll make a character. Soon
That said, good. I'll make a character. Soon
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Everything has to wine & dine me first.
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No can do, son. I'm running for senator one day.
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Everyone needs to use the bot merchants' magic services to wish me money.
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Things that are red go faster and do more damage.
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First spells now hookers. Bots are getting badass.
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Bio
Heyo. I'm Lith/Hael.
I come on here to RP once in a blue moon, and go on the Discord to shitpost when is appropriate. Which is usually always.
Generally speaking I enjoy arena fights and 1x1 roleplays. Least that's where I'm at right now. Currently I am in three fights [!!] and zero 1x1 roleplays. If you seek me out and my number of roleplays is above zero, I won't say no necessarily, but that does mean my glorious ability to get distracted may kick on.
Aside from all that, I'm a dude in my 30's in the medical field. Work full time, I'm usually busy all of Friday-Sunday, then have a shorter shift Monday. Then Tuesday-Thursday I'm free.
You got any ideas to spitball, DM me. Also open to Discord. My schedule makes it so I can never play, but I used to very frequently be in 3.5 and Pathfinder games, so if you wanna talk tabletop, games, anime, or whatever else nerd nonsense, got you covered.
What else. Ah yeah. The King of the Hill reboot is gonna fucking suck.
I come on here to RP once in a blue moon, and go on the Discord to shitpost when is appropriate. Which is usually always.
Generally speaking I enjoy arena fights and 1x1 roleplays. Least that's where I'm at right now. Currently I am in three fights [!!] and zero 1x1 roleplays. If you seek me out and my number of roleplays is above zero, I won't say no necessarily, but that does mean my glorious ability to get distracted may kick on.
Aside from all that, I'm a dude in my 30's in the medical field. Work full time, I'm usually busy all of Friday-Sunday, then have a shorter shift Monday. Then Tuesday-Thursday I'm free.
You got any ideas to spitball, DM me. Also open to Discord. My schedule makes it so I can never play, but I used to very frequently be in 3.5 and Pathfinder games, so if you wanna talk tabletop, games, anime, or whatever else nerd nonsense, got you covered.
What else. Ah yeah. The King of the Hill reboot is gonna fucking suck.
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Alright, I think can pick up what you're throwing down.
So as an example, I'd enter as Dr. Gregory House. I have no superpowers of any kind, just a crippling Vicodin addiction, a limp I offset with a cane, and a need to be extremely passive-aggressive and sarcastic when diagnosing patients.
Only now. Now there are greater devils working the spanner, such as Lyu'Zuklik the Prince of Torture. They are significantly less cool than cheating wives trying to convince their husbands they got pregnant asexually.
Unfortunately, my conditional release from prison and my doctor's license depend on me helping stop the devil horde. You might think prison is better than fighting Beelzebub, but the devils in prison have a tendency to provide suppositories.
So as an example, I'd enter as Dr. Gregory House. I have no superpowers of any kind, just a crippling Vicodin addiction, a limp I offset with a cane, and a need to be extremely passive-aggressive and sarcastic when diagnosing patients.
Only now. Now there are greater devils working the spanner, such as Lyu'Zuklik the Prince of Torture. They are significantly less cool than cheating wives trying to convince their husbands they got pregnant asexually.
Unfortunately, my conditional release from prison and my doctor's license depend on me helping stop the devil horde. You might think prison is better than fighting Beelzebub, but the devils in prison have a tendency to provide suppositories.
No thanks. I'm here for the ride, but I'm told it's illegal for me to drive.
It all boils down to
Welcome individual. I have deemed your existence canon. Enjoy your stay.
Viewer's aggression is advised, all rights deserved.
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NAME: Joe Rogan.
GENDER: Alpha Male.
AGE: "57" years. However, due to supplements and MMA, he is at his peak physicality of 30 years.
RACE: Pure blooded human, he has never taken vaccines.
ETHNICITY: Irish/Italian.
SKIN COLOR: Caucasian. Yes that is a skin color.
EYE COLOR: White sclera, black pupils, and blue irises supplemented with lutein+zeaxanthin which are sold on his podcast.
HAIR COLOR: No.
HAIR STYLE: Bald.
BUILD: "Like a silverback gorilla," which sounds absurd for human anatomy. But you have to remember, Alpha Male © 2012 was consumed daily for many years, and it'll take some time before his muscles experience atrophy. Some time indeed.
HEIGHT: Despite rumors that his height is that of a leprechaun's, he is in fact 5'8".
APPEARANCE:
Unfortunately, given his ornate armor was not in vogue during the 1600s, his bizarre complexion coupled with his speech patterns draws many onlookers and unwanted attention wherever he goes. But that's just the life of Joe Rogan for you.
WEAPONS: His bare hands and feet. In 1996, he began training in Brazilian jiu-jitsu under Carlson Gracie at his school in Hollywood, California. He is a black belt under Eddie Bravo's 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu, a style of no-gi Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and a black belt in gi Brazilian jiu-jitsu under Jean Jacques Machado. He was also a spectator announcer for MMA going on 20 years, and despite never fighting professionally in the ring, his MMA skills are world renowned.
PERSONALITY TRAITS:
MORAL COMPASS:
Joe Rogan seeks only truth. If saving the land reveals truth, so be it. If suplexing a six year-old into the ground breaking all of their bones reveals the truth, it must be done.
INTERESTS/HOBBIES:
His podcast. Recreational drugs. Martial arts. Supplements. Incidentally, he is deeply disappointed in the lack of anabolic steroids in the 1600s.
FEARS:
He was the host for Fear Factor. Thus he legally has no fears.
OTHER/QUIRKS:
He is bald.
POWERS/TALENTS:
Due to his nutritional program before time traveling, he is way more shredded than your average 1600s soldier. He'll manhandle them like they're droopy eyed and armless, it's embarrassing. He's trying to find a good program with sage and corn, as meat and seafood are the luxury of the rich and they're kind of assholes about sharing apparently. Something about it being *their land*. Joe plans to discuss this on his podcast, which he figures he'll go retro with since there isn't any electricity and all.
_______________________________________
NAME: Joe Rogan.
GENDER: Alpha Male.
AGE: "57" years. However, due to supplements and MMA, he is at his peak physicality of 30 years.
RACE: Pure blooded human, he has never taken vaccines.
ETHNICITY: Irish/Italian.
SKIN COLOR: Caucasian. Yes that is a skin color.
EYE COLOR: White sclera, black pupils, and blue irises supplemented with lutein+zeaxanthin which are sold on his podcast.
HAIR COLOR: No.
HAIR STYLE: Bald.
BUILD: "Like a silverback gorilla," which sounds absurd for human anatomy. But you have to remember, Alpha Male © 2012 was consumed daily for many years, and it'll take some time before his muscles experience atrophy. Some time indeed.
HEIGHT: Despite rumors that his height is that of a leprechaun's, he is in fact 5'8".
APPEARANCE:
Unfortunately, given his ornate armor was not in vogue during the 1600s, his bizarre complexion coupled with his speech patterns draws many onlookers and unwanted attention wherever he goes. But that's just the life of Joe Rogan for you.
WEAPONS: His bare hands and feet. In 1996, he began training in Brazilian jiu-jitsu under Carlson Gracie at his school in Hollywood, California. He is a black belt under Eddie Bravo's 10th Planet Jiu-Jitsu, a style of no-gi Brazilian jiu-jitsu, and a black belt in gi Brazilian jiu-jitsu under Jean Jacques Machado. He was also a spectator announcer for MMA going on 20 years, and despite never fighting professionally in the ring, his MMA skills are world renowned.
PERSONALITY TRAITS:
MORAL COMPASS:
Joe Rogan seeks only truth. If saving the land reveals truth, so be it. If suplexing a six year-old into the ground breaking all of their bones reveals the truth, it must be done.
INTERESTS/HOBBIES:
His podcast. Recreational drugs. Martial arts. Supplements. Incidentally, he is deeply disappointed in the lack of anabolic steroids in the 1600s.
FEARS:
He was the host for Fear Factor. Thus he legally has no fears.
OTHER/QUIRKS:
He is bald.
POWERS/TALENTS:
Due to his nutritional program before time traveling, he is way more shredded than your average 1600s soldier. He'll manhandle them like they're droopy eyed and armless, it's embarrassing. He's trying to find a good program with sage and corn, as meat and seafood are the luxury of the rich and they're kind of assholes about sharing apparently. Something about it being *their land*. Joe plans to discuss this on his podcast, which he figures he'll go retro with since there isn't any electricity and all.
Good. Soon. Joe Rogan will be an unstoppable, waxed god.
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