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11 days ago
Current Everything has to wine & dine me first.
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11 days ago
No can do, son. I'm running for senator one day.
11 days ago
Everyone needs to use the bot merchants' magic services to wish me money.
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11 days ago
Things that are red go faster and do more damage.
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12 days ago
First spells now hookers. Bots are getting badass.
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Bio

Heyo. I'm Lith/Hael.

I come on here to RP once in a blue moon, and go on the Discord to shitpost when is appropriate. Which is usually always.

Generally speaking I enjoy arena fights and 1x1 roleplays. Least that's where I'm at right now. Currently I am in three fights [!!] and zero 1x1 roleplays. If you seek me out and my number of roleplays is above zero, I won't say no necessarily, but that does mean my glorious ability to get distracted may kick on.

Aside from all that, I'm a dude in my 30's in the medical field. Work full time, I'm usually busy all of Friday-Sunday, then have a shorter shift Monday. Then Tuesday-Thursday I'm free.

You got any ideas to spitball, DM me. Also open to Discord. My schedule makes it so I can never play, but I used to very frequently be in 3.5 and Pathfinder games, so if you wanna talk tabletop, games, anime, or whatever else nerd nonsense, got you covered.

What else. Ah yeah. The King of the Hill reboot is gonna fucking suck.

Most Recent Posts

Banned because the hands overlaying hands overlaying hands in their PFP is too handy.
Hmmmmmm.

Yeah. Yeah I can see this going places, very well. I, Lith, agree. I'll play as boy wonder pro chess player Jimmy Wheeler who has a forbidden chess set inherited from his grandfather and is considered a maverick within the chess community, having defeated over 72 pro players and counting so hard they quit the scene forever. Or died, some would speculate but without any compelling evidence for law enforcement.
I think the originating event starts with Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
Banned for having more posts than days here. Gotta invert the ratio like me.
I am the last comment.
Greetings individual. Welcome back to RPG. Enjoy your stay and what have you.
I give that man credit.

He was a meme generator simply by existing.



You know, my coworker mentioned hawk tuah.

I told him to picture Joe Biden extremely close up whispering to him hawk tuah.

He's never brought it up again.
NAME: (Doctor) Gregory House.

GENDER: Male.

AGE: 35 years of age.

APPEARANCE:

PERSONALITY: Addicted to Vicodin, a fixed-dose combination analgesic containing acetaminophen and hydrocodone, which is the most frequently recommended opioid pain reliever prescribed by US oral surgeons. To offset his leg pain, House has at least six bottles on him at all times, of which he acquired via blackmailing a pharmacist. You may be wondering "how is this his personality?" You wouldn't ask that question after witnessing how many Vicodin he takes.

He is considered witty and bitterly sarcastic, as well as impatient with those around him. Alas. He can't avoid socializing, as addressed in "Talents" below, for:

TALENTS: He is an expert at diagnosing ailments. Of course to do that, he needs to talk to people, unfortunately. This is made worse by his tendency to use a long sword he stole from the local museum as a cane. Why? Well there's demons invading. Allegedly it's a holy sword. If it's not a holy sword, it's still a sword. Metal cuts flesh. Demons have flesh. He wasn't a surgeon in school or when practicing but he's got the rough idea. He also has an analytical mind, capable of finding solutions that may be prudent in any given situation if not highly illegal and morally dubious.

WEAKNESSES: He has a consistent limp with his left leg. Granted, his consumption of oral painkillers coupled with his "go get 'em" attitude helps overcome this, but those aren't perfect solutions. Side effects of Vicodin consumption can include impaired judgement, slowed to halted breathing, and an overwhelming urge to consume more Vicodin. Who knew?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT THE DEMON HORDE/WHY DO YOU WANT TO SLAVE HUMANITY?:

House would strongly hope the latter statement is meant to ask why he wants to "save" humanity. He isn't really into the whole BDSM community. All the same, if demon hordes conquer the planet, he's probably gonna permanently have his license revoked. Never mind his conditional parole and that whole mess. Can't really work a 9-5 in the medical field if the hospital's annihilated by demons, is this a serious question?



Look up Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, shut up, and never ask me this question again.
Decide the destiny.

Welp, better write up my character today then.
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