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6 mos ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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7 mos ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic 🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄
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8 mos ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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8 mos ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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9 mos ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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I'd take it. Even I ended up being the Clone, it doesn't make that big of a difference to me. I'm still me, Clone or not. I mean, isn't that what identical twins basically are?

Question time: What's one thing you wish you could see, play, or do for the first time all over again?
Well Vecna doesn't exactly need a reason to do some interplanar bullshit. He's the God of secrets, just say he's testing something, and the PC's were specifically chosen by Vecna to be test subjects because they all possess some sort of "potential" or "gift" that the secret needs. Like they're immune to the effects of the spell that causes the traveling, and Vecna keeps casting the spell on the party to test his hypothesis. Feel free to go completely crazy. You can do just about anything with magic and a god of secrets.
I'd have an idea to use either a mage or a mage as the antagonist,


Excellent choices.

Well, if we're going for absurd, maybe the tavern is a living being and travels around just because it can. Maybe the barkeep and patrons know this, and they use it to go exploring. Maybe the barkeep uses as a test for local adventurers, and those who survive get hired to do adventurer things for him.

Or, depending on how much magic you like, maybe there's some weird planar influence and the tavern just so happened to get sucked into a different plane, and now you have to find your way back?

There's the old fashioned "barkeep was an evil wizard who works for a demon" approach and you guys were meant to be sacrifices, but the spell sent the whole ass tavern and now you're in hell, and you have to survive there.

There's endless possibilities. Maybe don't have a plan and fly by the seat of your pants. Your players can't know what you're planning If you don't have a plan.
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Conjunction
Sorry for the delay, had a busy weekend. But we're back up and running.

Songstream Hall, Mess Hall



The omelet was surprisingly good. The eggs were soft, and it had lots of flavor, so that was good enough for him. The other foods at the table were of little interest to him. Sweet things didn't sit too well with him, and toast seemed kind of boring, but at least bread was filling, so that's what he was used to eating. What he really wanted was some iron. From what he was told in Wude that was supposed to be an essential part of an Aron's diet to make their armor stronger. Maybe that's why his was so dull?

Ting snapped back to reality as a voice next to him spoke. It was Gale, one of the new recruits. He was about as tall as he was, and was yellow and blue. He certainly didn't look like any Pokemon he had ever seen before. Most of the pokemon he'd seen were rock, ground, and steel types like himself. But with Narvac's more "lively" terrain, he's seen all sorts of strange pokemon wandering around. Even here, the only pokemon he actually recognized was the Trapinch and the Absol. Though the Absol seemed a lot different than the ones he was used to.

The minun offered him an oran berry, with a mouthful of food. "Uhmm..." Ting swallowed the mouthful of omelet he had. "No thank you. Sweet things typically don't sit too well with me. I'm more accustomed to this kind of stuff." He looked down at his single, mostly eaten omelet and stray peice of toast. "But thanks for the offer. So, what do you think our first assignment will be? I bet it'll be something boring like a delivery across the city."

In truth, something easy like that was what Ting was hoping for. A simple job, easy pay, and it would give him time to explore the city. He was tired of walking on trails and paths made of dirt and gravel. He ran across the odd small settlement here and there, but nowhere like this. A sprawling, living city. Almost like a glimpse into what the world might've been like before the war. He silently wondered if Kick's influence was what made this place how it was, or if it was such a big and populous place that it was able to resist total destruction.
Interacting with/Mentioning: @Ammokkx(Gale), @The Irish Tree(Fio)
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I'm going as an old school detective. I've got a Trench coat, a Fake cigarette, notepad, handcuffs, that kinda stuff. We're going to have a murder scene in our front yard (which is basically just going to be a plastic skeleton covered by a blanket with some props lying around.) And I'll be giving out candy to kids for helping my "investigation".
What is, by far, the best place you've ever been to for vacation, and what made it so special?
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