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One is not amused ಠ_ರೃ

Show no mercy, Byrd.
I second Dedonus' request. Ironclads make China stronk.


The Empire of the Great Qing
A Message from the Zongli Yamen


The Great Qing believes it is nothing less than a tragedy to hear of the sufferings of Queen Victoria, for her sorrows and anguish caused by unforeseen losses have paved the path for a terrifying madness to grip her. The last year has seen inexplicable and questionable decisions undertaken by her; dangerous choices with consequences that were sadly realised too late. It is due to the actions of his mother that Albert Edward has seen fit to abolish the monarchy and bring about a republic; a decision which the Great Qing shall respect.

We should therefore like to offer our deepest condolences to the House of Saxe-Coburg-Saalfeld for the affliction of Queen Victoria, and to the British people, whom have now found themselves in a darkened world. Anarchy reigns free in the isles as the newly-established republic seeks to ground itself, bringing further turmoil to the innocent peoples of the British isles.

It is a tremendous upheaval unparalleled in British history, and so for the sake of all people in Britain, the Great Qing Dynasty hopes dearly that peace can be restored and a new calm can be brought about upon their lands.

- His Imperial Highness, Prince-Regent Gong of the First Rank, Leader of the Zongli Yamen


People of Nanfang.

For a decade did a madman hold you hostage as he sought to overthrow the Son of Heaven and seize the throne for himself. You have gone through many trials and tribulations in this time. You were forced to live through hell itself, as the everlasting hunger of these bandits sought to rob you of your well-earned riches. Your possessions stolen, your homes burned, your fields ravaged and your children and women stolen. It was in this pursuit of power that he paid no heed to the suffering of yourselves, and he paid the ultimate crime.

Your loyalty towards the Son of Heaven was truly remarkable, as it was an uprising in devotion to the Emperor that ousted this deranged man once and for all - proving to have been more powerful than his so-called grand armies. You have ousted the devil from his throne of blood, and in doing so you have made your choice clear - the Mandate of Heaven belongs to no other than the Great Qing.

Let it not be said that the Imperial Throne is avaricious, for we seek to make clear you have made the wisest choice. The riches of the south shall be returned as we lead a grand reconstruction effort like no other. Your homes shall be rebuilt where they once stood, your fields shall be resown and your families shall be reunited. At last, peace has returned to the lands of Nanfang and at last you may sleep well, knowing the Son of Heaven cares for all.

May the Great Qing reign for ten thousand years!

- A speech given by Zeng Guofan, the newly-instated Viceroy of Liangjiang
bigscreech said
Man Brazil is getting wrecked by Germany:O


After so long, the Germans have finally unleashed Blitzkrieg.
It's still in existence as a nationalised company. If Britain were to be overthrown, they could wrangle power for themselves.
That's the best comic yet.


The Treaty of Friendship and Trade between the French Empire and the Empire of the Great Qing


Article I - Peace and goodwill shall henceforth exist between the peoples of the French Empire and the Qing Dynasty.
Article II - A mutually beneficial relationship shall commence between the French Empire and the Qing Dynasty
Section I: Surplus grains, rice, and other miscellaneous items of value will be available to French merchants.
Section II: In return, the French Empire shall provide teachers and scholars to the Qing Dynasty to teach in Chinese schools and universities, and to pass expertise onto their Chinese counterparts.
Article III - The French Empire shall relinquish its extraterritorial rights in the Qing Dynasty in the name of goodwill and trust.

[x] -His Imperial Highness Prince-Regent Gong, Leader of the Zongli Yamen; on behalf of His Imperial Majesty the Qixiang Emperor of the Great Qing Dynasty, Son of Heaven, Lord of Ten Thousand Years.
[x] -Édouard Thouvenel, Foreign Minister of France.


The Empire of the Great Qing
New Year Speech given by Prince Gong at the Great Qing Gate in Tiananmen Square (January 30th, 1862)


Our good and loyal subjects.

On behalf of the Lord of Ten Thousand Years, I would like to wish every family happiness, peace and health in the New Year.

We stand at the dawn of a new year; a year which is to be ushered in with the highest of hopes. The last year of Xianfeng saw extraordinary changes happen to our Most Illustrious Empire. The most villainous banditry to have plagued the Celestial Empire since the days of the Yellow Emperor has been soundly crushed by the mighty Imperial army. No longer do the fiendish traitors under the command of the heretical Hong Xiuquan threaten those closest to us. Their bloody reign of terror has come to a swift end. No more do their vile armies hold the people of Nanfang hostage; now the altruism of the Qixiang Emperor and the Imperial Court is free to shine upon the south once more.

This is a mighty achievement which could not have been accomplished without the blood and sweat from all in the Middle Kingdom. I'd like to convey my heartfelt gratitude to you all. It is a testament to the strength of our united willpower what the Great Qing may achieve.

The first year of the Qixiang Emperor is the year of the Water Dog. The dog is a kind and compassionate creature; one which always looks forward to a brighter future. In the spirit of the dog, this year shall be one of great benevolent and idealistic changes. It is the virtues of broad-mindedness and goodwill that shall triumph most this year as we seek to revitalise this noble land.

The Self-Strengthening Movement has only just begun, loyal subjects, but already does the Celestial Empire benefit from it. Already does our nation begin to renew itself, but that is merely the beginning. We have an arduous journey to complete, where a truly glorious rejuvenation of the Middle Kingdom shall await us.

May we all work hard together in writing these new annals into the history of our ancient and golden empire, and may prosperity fill the lives of all under heaven.
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