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    1. Mardox 9 yrs ago

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7 yrs ago
Current This is probably going to be my character for an RP about Space Pirates: imgur.com/1tIgW0k
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7 yrs ago
Ever oversleep your alarm by eleven hours?
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7 yrs ago
Sleep was invented by the communists to reduce the time we spend active.
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7 yrs ago
That awkward moment when you glimpse a dog stylist advertisement and before you realize what it is, you assume it's an ad to raise awareness about animal cruelty.
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7 yrs ago
A friend introduced me to a site called nanowrimo.org Technically a novel-writing site but they seem to have useful stuff for writing in general in the forums.
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Let's raid Greenfeather and Nightfell!
(Regular feud not a blood feud right?)
Granted. The apocalypse hits and raiders eat your dog.

I wish to have heightened intellect.
I recently wrote a detailed post for another site containing lore for my fictional nation. I had poured a lot of time, energy and creativity into this. I was content at it being done and eager to release the info. All was lost when it failed a security check for some inexplicable reason.
Granted, but you get cancer.

I wish my body count as Dictator was much less than 827,400,000.
Granted but you have always been wishing and receiving the letter not the spirit of the wish since that is what the genie genuinely imagines to be what you are wishing for.

I wish to be the greatest Dictator that ever lived.
Granted but it is incompatible with normal internet.

I wish I could fly with enormous batlike wings.
Granted it is the best computer ever made and is nigh indestructible to viruses and external damage but you never asked for the unique one of a kind charger that goes with it.

I wish I could simply will a task to be completed and it would be so.
Granted but when you go to Vegas to cash in, the bouncers beat the crap out of you because they think you are a cheater.

I wish for complete control of my emotions.
I know Claw and I don't think the others care enough.
@Sombrero
Hey could you do me a favor? Don't let any of them know I'm actually a sane individual who decided to run an amateur social experiment. I want Derpino to think a lunatic actually tried to curse him to be eaten by predatory clowns.
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