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Current All I've heard is bad things about it but I'm willing to give it a solid chance. Still, it's REALLY funny to me that the soundtrack for it has heavy metal. Everything in me says that shouldn't be, lol
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My sister sent me a message saying "I got you a rare Fallout game!" only to send me a picture of her holding a copy of Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel. 😭 SHE PAID 70 DOLLARS FOR IT.
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Hey everybody, did the news get around
About a guy named Butcher Pete
Oh, Pete just flew into this town
And he’s choppin’ up all the women’s meat
O Captain my Captain
our fearful trip is done
The ship has weather’d every rack
the prize we sought is won
I'm pretty certain that you can't cut your leg off for just a year


And I’m certain that me doing a one man RP won’t beat out shit posting.

Just to verify. Are you going to cut your leg off and stow it in the freezer to sew back on a year later? Or do you intend to take a full year to make the incision that will remove the leg? I could get behind either, but I have a strong preference.


The second one would be too painful, I’d probably die from that. So it would have to be the first.
Am I so much of a nerd that I’ll write an entire novel about my Skyrim playthrough? Let’s find out!
Sundas, 24th of Last Seed

By the eight, I was right! The Black-Briar Estate was filled to the brim with guards armed to the teeth, all covered in heavy plate. It couldn’t have been a simple coincidence that they were all waiting for me by the door either. That fool Sibbi must have let on about my plan, but maybe I’m the fool for thinking he’d keep his mouth shut.

I was chased so far out of town that I think I shan’t be returning. I’ve thought very hard about my predicament and I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m not well equipped enough to handle the mess that Riften’s in. Maven has sway over the guild; they’ll know about me and slit my throat the first chance they get. Well, that’s if the Dark Brotherhood doesn’t kill me first. They’re after me now too, stated by a death contract on the assassin that I encountered earlier. I don’t even have to guess on who ordered that; I was told that the Black-Briar’s have in’s with the brotherhood.

So my plan now is to head north to Windhelm, restock, and then take a carriage to Solitude so I can do what I originally came to Skyrim for, help the Empire in its war against the Stormcloak rebellion. I’d like to bring in the head of Ulfric, but he’ll be locked up in his keep with guards in every room.

Travel has been… unsteady. Besides that failed assassination attempt, I was ambushed by a group of my own undead kin. It just goes to show how far one can fall, attacking one of their own just for a chance to taste blood. Thankfully, a Khajiit caravan just so happened to wander up while I was under attack and aided me, most likely saving my life. In return I’ve accompanied them up the road and have provided protection against the many dangers that one would come to expect. While we walked, I got to know one of the Khajiit guards a bit. He told me about how their group was under constant threat of raiders and that during one attack, a moon amulet that his mother had given him was stolen. I’ve agreed to find it for him; I’ll need to remember to come back to the region and do that later.

Now I’m almost to Windhelm, but the sun’s showing itself, so I’ve taken shelter in a little inn called Braidwood. I’ll rest up and be back on the road at nightfall.
Loredas, 23rd of Last Seed

It is done. I have taken the money that Brynjolf has requested and there is no doubt in my mind that because of this my reputation in Riften has been tarnished. Even now as I sit here in the tavern I get cold stares from other patrons, but I don’t exactly blame them. Let’s just hope that my undeath goes unnoticed; if that was discovered, I’d be chased from the city for sure.

While we’re on the topic, this vampire situation hasn’t proved easy. As the days pass I find the sunlight to be more and more bothersome, and normal food and drink fails to quench my base desires. The way I ache from my core almost drives me to feed on the living. I’m just glad I haven’t been given the chance to do so yet without being discovered. Oblivion, if I ever even get the chance, I’d probably take it…

My monstrous condition aside, I’m not quite sure how to proceed with the guild now that I’m considered a member. Just outright putting them down like the dogs they are has crossed my mind more than once, but maybe I could plan something more subtle in regards to their downfall. For example, this new job I’ve received. My first task as a member of the thieves guild involves a honey operation located just outside of Riften called Goldenglow Estate. My actions there are in direct response to the owner’s sudden silence and lack of cooperation with the thieves guild and Maven Black-Briar, one of the guild’s most important clients. They want me to provide some property damage in the burning of some of the bee hives, but if I were to burn all of them, then the Black-Briar’s would have to find another location for their mead’s honey.

Also, I was able to work up the gold to get myself inside the Riften jail to talk to Sibbi. Everything regarding the horse that Letrush wants is located inside Black-Briar Estate, which provides ample opportunity to ransack the place while I’m there. I’m a bit concerned with how easy it was to get the information out of Sibbi; could this possibly be a setup?
Once I have my Hard drive fixed I'll be available again. Gonna have to be a late joiner. Posting this from my PlayStation. :(


And I thought it was bad when my expensive headphones broke. R.I.P your hard drive.
That shit never happened in the Manga.


<Snipped quote by Marik>

Pretty sure that isn't historically correct. That may have been the year I was born but I'm pretty sure I would have heard about that.

Sure you're not thinking of the movie Braveheart?


… Of course he was only acting from influence of the American Revolution. If it wasn’t for the good ‘ole eagle, Scotland would still be under the tyranny of the queen.

God bless America, God bless the USA!
Name: Marik (What, you thought that was just an alias? Pshaw!)
Age: 19
Interests: Trading card games, leather, jewelry, butt stuff, evil
Seeking: I’m not picky, you can have a toadstool, a peach, or both!
Turn-Offs: goodness, purity, friendship, the Pharaoh, not wanting me to stick it in, not wanting to stick it in me
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