Darkel said
Oh I've got some work for ya. Some real work for ya. Babe.
Your avatar really adds flavor to that.
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My sister sent me a message saying "I got you a rare Fallout game!" only to send me a picture of her holding a copy of Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel. š SHE PAID 70 DOLLARS FOR IT.
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Your avatar really adds flavor to that.
ImANargleHunter said
I'll send you happy thoughts.
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natsumehack said
Become a porn star, live out your dreams with nargle.
I promised myself I wouldnāt go into porn unless Iāve exhausted all my options.
Can I pour the pee on me first?
Anyone living near Kannapolis, NC that needs work? Iāll do anything you want, I really need a job. Just pay me to do things. Or you could just send me money. That'd be cool.
mbl said
I thought it was going to be like a "How many fucks do you give" test or something.
I thought it would be for how many fucks I don't give, but it's open to interpretation.
Whoop, I read the scroll. Not sure if that was meant for anyone in particular.
The young woman couldnāt help but stagger back in surprise as the bodies raised one by one, revealing that everyone was in fact alive. Even a skeletal being rose to the occasion, approaching a young child that Veronika had not noticed in her sickly stupor. It was a mystery how something that breathed death could so easily walk as if everything was normal, although this was coming from an undead. But these people couldnāt be in the process of hollowingā¦ could they?
With everyone so preoccupied with swords and silver tongues, it was interesting that the scroll on the ground went unnoticed. Hoping to bring some clarity, Veronika cleared her throat loudly and began to read. "Thou who are reading this heed my words carefully. Maketh voyage to the Domain of Elyae, where our King sought to save his world by meddling with the workings of forces beyond his control. Once you have stepped your feet upon the glorious city, heed hastily to the Tower of Linette, and at the top of the momentum, your souls will find rest once again. Bewary of the Empty Ones that wander Elyae, forever damned to trudge through the streets of their accursed city in a violent, destructive state of limbo. I cannot give you any more information, but I can say that I wish you the best of fortunes. I pray that She will bless your souls, Lost Ones. Only you can change the fabrics of fate now."
Elyae, never had such a name graced the ears of this battle weary individual, but the prospect of putting the soul to rest was just enough to put hope in the heart. āIām not exactly sure why weāre here, but I highly doubt that fighting one another will help. What I can say, is that all the signs are pointing to that place being Elyae. That place off in the distance that smells of deathā¦ā
With everyone so preoccupied with swords and silver tongues, it was interesting that the scroll on the ground went unnoticed. Hoping to bring some clarity, Veronika cleared her throat loudly and began to read. "Thou who are reading this heed my words carefully. Maketh voyage to the Domain of Elyae, where our King sought to save his world by meddling with the workings of forces beyond his control. Once you have stepped your feet upon the glorious city, heed hastily to the Tower of Linette, and at the top of the momentum, your souls will find rest once again. Bewary of the Empty Ones that wander Elyae, forever damned to trudge through the streets of their accursed city in a violent, destructive state of limbo. I cannot give you any more information, but I can say that I wish you the best of fortunes. I pray that She will bless your souls, Lost Ones. Only you can change the fabrics of fate now."
Elyae, never had such a name graced the ears of this battle weary individual, but the prospect of putting the soul to rest was just enough to put hope in the heart. āIām not exactly sure why weāre here, but I highly doubt that fighting one another will help. What I can say, is that all the signs are pointing to that place being Elyae. That place off in the distance that smells of deathā¦ā
Larfleeze said
Oh trust me, it did...
Obvious response is obvious.
Lucian said
Lady Penis.EDIT: That did not seem to have the desired effect.
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Lady Johnson
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āHurkā¦ bleuh! Ackā¦ Ack! Bleuh!ā Veronikaās head could only get a few inches off the ground before everything rushed back, sending a discharge of vomit and bile to the grass that she rested on. The world was a spinning carousel of putrid confusion. The only safe action was to plummet back to the ground, lest another flurry of what rested in her stomach decided to surface. After a few minutes of rest so that the body could adjust, her leather-clad form slowly rose to a standing position, which was met with a thankful sigh.
Unfortunately the moment faded and a feeling of unease set in as Veronika realized that she had no idea where she was. None of the surrounding scenery looked familiar; neither did the bodies on the ground. āCould they all be dead?ā She thought, but there was only one way to find out. Kneeling beside a young form, it only took a quick check of the pulse that this one was no longer with them. A terrible sadness began to resonate within her, hoping that the others were different. If not, then sheād have work ahead of her digging the graves.
Unfortunately the moment faded and a feeling of unease set in as Veronika realized that she had no idea where she was. None of the surrounding scenery looked familiar; neither did the bodies on the ground. āCould they all be dead?ā She thought, but there was only one way to find out. Kneeling beside a young form, it only took a quick check of the pulse that this one was no longer with them. A terrible sadness began to resonate within her, hoping that the others were different. If not, then sheād have work ahead of her digging the graves.
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