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5 yrs ago
Current God, this place has been around for 13 years already. I feel old. So very old.
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8 yrs ago
That bearnaise must have been bad. Please kill me now.
8 yrs ago
Someone make me a retro Pokémon role play.

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When I was at the top of my game, I was doing full time college courses, working 2-4 eight hour shifts a week, playing in a tabletop RPG campaign on Saturdays, GMing another tabletop campaign on Sundays, sporadically updating a webcomic and still occasionally posted in forum role plays. I did it because role playing is what I enjoy the most. When I'm in a good campaign, it's the highlight of the week.

Wouldn't recommend living that life, though. I slept five hours a night and exercised never. I gained 20kg in two years...

But a full time job and role playing? No problem.
Probably more than most. There's a fair few elves in Marienburg, what with Elftown being a thing, and he's spent the last 15-ish years visiting every port town (and many non-port towns) from Norsca to Sartosa. I don't think he's had a lot of deep relationships with them, he
's just met enough to have a solid set of prejudices against them.

Sort of a 'foreign travel narrows the mind' thing.
Ahh, finally posted. That thing took me over 24 hours from start to completion. You could write a feature length film about all the stuff that happened that got in the way. I'm not gonna bore you with the details, but I've never felt such emotional catharsis when hitting the 'Post Reply' button.

Mostly out of relief that no one posted in the interim and ruined my premise.
Out of the many possible ways he had foreseen that conversation going, casual acceptance of his leadership was not one of them. He had met more Elves and Dwarfs than he cared to remember, and the vast majority of them, he would describe in less than charitable terms. The same went for Bretonnians - Baltazar had certainly never thought they would accept being led by a foreign peasant, and he wasn't sure if their silence was a sign of assent, or if they were simply ignoring him. As the conversation moved on to different subjects, he simply stayed silent and observed the rest of the room, until the discussion was interrupted by Jehan's polite retreat.

"Good idea." In truth, Baltazar thought it was an awful idea, as he would have much preferred to continue his observations. He had a sense, though, that this would mark the dissolution of their group for the night, and damned if he was going to sit quietly and wait for the others to decide whether to stay or leave. "We've one last night on shore, and just enough time before the ship leaves to sleep off the rum tomorrow. See you then, gentlemen," he said, and with a slap on his knee, he rose and headed for the door.

Unconstrained by his employer's directions, he found himself on quicker paths, and it was only a block or two down the road that he stepped into an alleyway - well out of sight - and the shadows swallowed him.

- -- --- -- -


The Pelican's Perch wasn't the most reputable place, but Baltazar wasn't picky, and it was close to the right end of the harbor, while still providing adequate amounts of wine and women - even though neither could be considered particularly tasty. Song was absent entirely, unless you counted the eponymous pelican's angry squawking.

So it was that the Perch's front door was the one he stumbled out through that morning, hauling a bundle full of replacement swords, ammunition, lockpicks and sundry with him to the Wellenbrecher. Staying on a ship was nothing unusual to Baltazar, although he could not for the life of him imagine what use a fire wizard might be on a floating piece of wood and tar. He returned the mage's greeting without shaking hands, pointing to his bundle, and slunk by with a nod to the anonymous beauty. Having his own room was always a delight on a long journey, and cross the ocean would be a fair sight longer than most he'd been on. Baltazar quickly made himself at home, arranged his luggage for safety and easy access, and settled in to let the crew do their work.

When they were finally let out again, Baltazar only enjoyed a quick stretch before he set about his work. He had many weeks - perhaps months - to work, but it was always best to work on personal relationships before anyone had time to sour them. It was a party of oddballs he had to work with, that was certain, but if they were going to fight their way through Lustria together, they would have to do some team building.

"Ho, sir knight. Getting your sea legs?" It was lucky the knight spoke Reikspiel so well; Baltazar's Bretonnian vocabulary didn't stretch very far beyond 'more wine' and 'hold the garlic'. Putting his hands on the railing, he took a deep breath of sea air - after the filth and squalor of Marienburg, it was heavenly.

"It's quite the sight, sun setting over the ocean." He looked out to see, then back to Jehan, "careful about looking too long, though. All that water reflects a lot of light. You could go bli- ahem," his gaze briefly flitting to the knight's bad eye, he coughed into his hand, then offered it for a shake, "I mean, ahem... Baltazar Engels, professional mercenary, treasure hunter, and a few other things, at your service. There wasn't much time for proper introductions last night, and since we'll be fighting side by side in the months to come, we should know where we've got one another."
I've been trying to figure out painting (and painting-style colouring) lately. Here's my latest attempt:


And while I'm at it, let me shill my DeviantArt, where I will hopefully upload more stuff at some point.
Oh sure, I get that. It's a classic concept, and one you don't see too often in actual play, which I really like.
Respect for archers

The worst knight. You are the worst knight ever. :P
"I think there's been a bit of a misunderstanding here," said Baltazar, leaning forward on his elbows as he steepled his fingers. "Maybe it's the language barrier getting in the way. I was referring to our employer, not to whoever might end up leading us through wherever we're heading. But on that note, unless the boss wants that honour for himself, I nominate myself." Leaning back, he jerked his thumb toward himself. As he leaned back, he paused briefly in surprise as he noticed an elf taking up the chair next to him, and before Baltazar could do much about that, their employer made his entry.

Baltazar didn't know what he had expected, but certainly not that. He heard out the orders with a grim expression, and even through the magic dreams of glory, his lips remained a thin line as he stared straight at the man at the end of the table. After his disappearance, Baltazar uncorked his hip flask and took a long swig. Staring at the floor, he heaved a deep sigh, pinched the bridge of his nose, then looked back up at the rest of the room.

"So, where were we? Ah yes, I should lead," he declared, instantly turning back into the cocksure mercenary. "Age aside, I've commanded men across the Old World, on sea and on land, from Norsca to Sartosa. Killing monsters is all well and good, but leadership, that's another matter." He waggled his finger at the Dwarf.

"My name's Baltazar Engels, by the way."
If I may be so bold, GM, you probably want to keep the mind control to a minimum, especially considering we're all already on board for this trip. Players tend to be pretty ornery when it comes to agency, and I'm no exception.

Edit: Maybe I should also point out, since a few people have alluded to it - Baltazar doesn't advertise the fact he's a priest of Ranald.
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