NotAMouse

I kind of miss you guys

feck

I kind of miss you guys

>_> I'm still here from time to time.

don't just

judge

me

sob

I kind of miss you guys

>_> I'm still here from time to time.

don't just

judge

me

sob

I kind of miss you guys

Instead of hanging out with you guys all the time on skype and tinychat and whatever, I've been working full time and been pretending that partying with college freshmen is entertaining. I miss the good ol days, man.

I hope it's not too early to start drinking








this has been quality time with taaj see you next time

Holy Effing Shit

So

Apparently in '98, a girl with NO WORKING LADYBITS (read: no vagina) got pregnant after she gave oral sex to her boyfriend and got a stab wound in her stomach from an ex-lover.

not even fucking kidding

Went to see Gone Girl

Awson said
Slightly unrelated's the deal with dating anniversaries? They seem so contrived."Today is the anniversary of when we first met!""Today is the anniversary of our first date!""Today is the anniversary of when we became an official couple.""Today is the 6 month anniversary of when we got back together after we broke up from fighting about our time spent together."The worst part is that people actually have these little anniversaries for months instead of years.Dating someone for a year is worthy of something, I guess.I just find it odd because I never have noted the date for any of these things.

Yeah, well

I've never dated someone seriously for this long before. Also neither of us remember when we decided to make things "official" but we DO remember the day of our first date, so. There's that I guess. The only other days of significance I remember are when he met my parents for the first time, and the first time we uh----- yeah.

Went to see Gone Girl

with my boyfriend

on the anniversary of our first date

his name is Nick

tee hee hee hee hee heE hEE HEE HEE HEE

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i did it on purpose for a reason, mikey mike

Purity Test

42

my parents

are so proud that

i've never engaged in bestiality

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genghismike said
Make her a wench.

a wench in the humble village of cunt- i mean- caunt.

:)