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"Basic Qualifications: 2+ years experience in blah blah blah etc." ;-; .... *applies anyway*
<Snipped quote by Taaj> This made me consider the possibility that your boyfriend still tucks up his dick as a leftover habit from high school. You'd think that, at his age, he wouldn't be susceptible to random boners any more.
Mahz still tucks his dick up too, apparently. You'd think that, at his age, he wouldn't be susceptible to random boners any more.
I just showed this to my roommate and we both just about pissed ourselves laughing. This has genuinely made my day.
Glad to be of service. To everyone that answered the question: Clearly the up-tuck is for people who fear midday boners. Everyone else is confused, not easily boner-fied, or has a micropeen. I learned something today!
The primative outdoor plumbing shouldn't be so complicated, you're over thinking things.
I feel like the equivalent of lifting/tucking the peen would be like folding up vagina lips. Wholly unnecessary and uncomfortable unless your vaglips were enormous.
seriously what the fuck, man. i'm so confused. wouldn't that be uncomfortable???
1. Hopefully this topic is "appropriate" but where the fuck else can I go to ask a question like this? 2. I'm genuinely curious because dicks are mysterious to me despite any prior experience I may have had with them. Gents, riddle me this. ...fuck, ok here we go So. When you're getting dressed for the day. You put on your boxers or briefs or whatever you choose, and then your pants/jeans/slacks/etc, and then.... do you flip the dick up or down??? and keep it which way??? does it stay up? do you let it hang down like it naturally would or do you tuck it up??? I'M SO CONFUSED. My boyfriend apparently flips/tucks it up. This is totally baffling to me. I don't get it. It influences bulge appearance and adjustment habits DO ALL/MOST MEN DO THIS????????? HELP this is the weirdest fucking thread i have ever created in my life and i'm not even drunk just confused as fuck
There are no dolls or sparkly things. No tea sets or lacy frocks. The damned key isn't even pink. This whole thread is a fail.
I just like that you used the word frock.
Well that's.... unfortunate.
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