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I'd literally just started to learn how to play that day.
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I'd literally just started to learn how to play that day.
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Why are you complaining? You're probably having more sex than this entire forum put together.
Considering Hank is part of the forum, I sincerely doubt it.
Considering how often and openly you talk about your underwear, your vibrator and your boyfriend's dick, you'd probably get a lot of the bad kind of attention if you made a Youtube channel where you talked about your life.
jealousy alert
Almost all of your threads just scream TMI
this is my life now.
commence threadspamming a la taaaaaaj
a few things:
I posted about a job i really wanted a while ago, and how i had an interview for it. bad news is that I didn't get the job. more bad news is that they promoted me to a different position instead. i really really really really really do not want this new job. fuck that noise.
I'm thinking of starting some kind of podcast or youtube channel to spread around my fuckery. One of the first things I'd probably upload to a new youtube channel would be the "I do my boyfriend's makeup/My boyfriend does my makeup" tag, which would be fucking hilarious and weird and we'd probably get drunk. Seems interesting enough for me.
My family went and bought a new house and sold the house i grew up in without telling me until days before it was all finished up. They're not moving for a few months yet but urrgghhh stress. It's insanity. I lived in that house for a long time and suddenly it's just not going to be 'home' anymore ._. no diggity.
I'm also thinking of starting up my old Spamfiction again, where Spam has transformed into Verona a la Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. I'll raise another thread with links for that later.
How are all you shits? Doing well?
a few things:
I posted about a job i really wanted a while ago, and how i had an interview for it. bad news is that I didn't get the job. more bad news is that they promoted me to a different position instead. i really really really really really do not want this new job. fuck that noise.
I'm thinking of starting some kind of podcast or youtube channel to spread around my fuckery. One of the first things I'd probably upload to a new youtube channel would be the "I do my boyfriend's makeup/My boyfriend does my makeup" tag, which would be fucking hilarious and weird and we'd probably get drunk. Seems interesting enough for me.
My family went and bought a new house and sold the house i grew up in without telling me until days before it was all finished up. They're not moving for a few months yet but urrgghhh stress. It's insanity. I lived in that house for a long time and suddenly it's just not going to be 'home' anymore ._. no diggity.
I'm also thinking of starting up my old Spamfiction again, where Spam has transformed into Verona a la Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. I'll raise another thread with links for that later.
How are all you shits? Doing well?
Doing laundry for the first time in a few months.
I put it off this long because: I have other things I'd rather spend my money on than laundry. Like booze and a vibrator that doesn't even fucking work.
Also jeans can get worn 30+ times before they need to be washed. Same thing with leggings if you work hard to keep shit off them.
And I have so much underwear. A girl can never have too much underwear. There are so many different kinds. And so many different occasions for different kinds of underwear. Thongs, boyshorts, g-strings, granny panties, sparkly, weird sayings on the ass, weird sayings on the crotch, glitter, lace, the shitty underwear you keep only for period weeks, and SO MUCH MORE. I'm just really into trashy underwear and underwear that COULD be trashy but... hey if you match a lacy black thong with a lacy black bra, you're instantly 100000% classier and sexier in bed. Because i have so much sex. so much. so much
*quiet sobbing*
I put it off this long because: I have other things I'd rather spend my money on than laundry. Like booze and a vibrator that doesn't even fucking work.
Also jeans can get worn 30+ times before they need to be washed. Same thing with leggings if you work hard to keep shit off them.
And I have so much underwear. A girl can never have too much underwear. There are so many different kinds. And so many different occasions for different kinds of underwear. Thongs, boyshorts, g-strings, granny panties, sparkly, weird sayings on the ass, weird sayings on the crotch, glitter, lace, the shitty underwear you keep only for period weeks, and SO MUCH MORE. I'm just really into trashy underwear and underwear that COULD be trashy but... hey if you match a lacy black thong with a lacy black bra, you're instantly 100000% classier and sexier in bed. Because i have so much sex. so much. so much
*quiet sobbing*
Update: He proceeded to beat the shit out of me..... in every other game of league. bwehuehue.
omg too much personal information. fuck you, man.
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1) well played
2) He bottoms out in you when his dick isn't even 8 inches? I knew you were small, but damn.
PS. Breaking up with me means you learned to play League of Legends instead of Dota 2. Talk about bad life decisions, like holy shit.
omg too much personal information. fuck you, man.
And he wasn't even trying to let me win. He wasn't going totally full out because he was also tutoring me on the side BUT STILL I AM NEVER GOING TO LET HIM LIVE IT DOWN.~~~~~I'm also not going to let him live down the fact that he once told me his dick is 8 inches when it most definitely is not.~~~~~
What's your preferred drink?
hater kool-aid
You're usually so friendly. But now.
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what world have you been living in to make you think I'm usually friendly?
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