NotAMouse

Lesbian farmers are going to steal your land, burn your flags, and scissor on your hay bales

THANKS, OBAMA.

Amazon is testing me.

waddup

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Wisconsinite sounds like the official periodic table designation for cheese.

@Vilageidiotx

I doubt any Wisconsinites would argue were that to happen.

waddup

Is michigander the actual term? Idk why but it just sounds funny to me

@Halo

It is indeed.

I'm an official Michigander now, instead of a Wisconsinite.

waddup

Dirty yooper

im rusia

You tried.

No sleep for me I guess

He didn't visit. He did it with his mind.

@Vilageidiotx

Not even a telepathic hello then. Still rude.

No sleep for me I guess

Goddamnit Awson at least say hi when you visit

No sleep for me I guess

I posted a story about it on Snapchat so if I die or go missing or something my loved ones will have at least one clue to follow

No sleep for me I guess

I moved recently and there's a lock on my bedroom door. I don't use it because the housemates I have seem relatively nice and I could probably take em in a fight.

Anyway I haven't used the lock at all because I'm more afraid of locking myself out than getting my shit stolen.

I just got up because I couldn't sleep and I figured I'd just read or something in the living room for a while.

Except when I went to open the door it was locked. I don't remember locking it. So now I'm faced with a few possibilities. Either I locked it and just don't remember (sleepwalking??) Which is disturbing in its own right, or someone else locked it.

Just gonna go with the former for my own peace of mind.

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