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You already spared me from the greatest horror of all: having to listen to a story.


Sherrup ye wee 'Sconner
The greatest horrors in life typically involve disappointment. No story for you.
Elope, fuck 'em right in the face.
It's gonna be yuge.
Let's bring back spamfiction and spamentine erotica. #makespamgreatagain
I've never seen my eyes with my own eyes.
You should gather up a friend and have you both dress as towers :^)


The most disturbing thing about this is the phrase "gather up."
Maybe a mashup of a couple culturally recognizable things from popular culture?

Donald Harambe Kardashian Lannister seems like a viable option.

Just need an orange toupee, a hairy chest and noble brow, a gigantic ass, and a coinpurse.

Easy, breezy, beautiful.
Shit happens.
better be...

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