obliviousRoadie

okay you can start shitposting again

you are all truly amateur shitposters

i shall show you TRUE shitpost mastery






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The Crucible - Winner Take All

Fin, the Cop (NPC)

Name: Finimor Thoedrun

Alias: Fin, the Cop

Race: Rythulian/Wanderer

Sex: Male

Class: Gunman

Equipment:
-Siglico & Valencino Mk. IV .44 Handgun - Emits a bright fluorescent blue glow from its inside
-Sacred Scarf - 6 ft long, charged with a strange energy depicted in glowing white symbols.

Abilities:
-Scarf-based Flight - Fin's strange scarf allows him to float upwards for about 6 seconds. Afterwards, it must be recharged - by itself, it recharges for around 35 seconds, or it may recharge for up to 5 seconds, depending on how close it is to an electric or magnetic field.
-Wanderer's Voice - There is a special addition to Fin's larynx which allows him the use of the Wanderer's Voice - a peculiar way of speech used for operating or activating things. The sound is either a short "chirp", or a drawn-out, chiming "call". It activates any electrical or magical devices within range. The physical range of its effects depends on how loud he calls.
-Quickdraw - Fin's apparent career as a policeman in a vast, booming and violent city has earned him skills similar to a character from a Wild West movie - "Quicker draw and better aim than any crook, as was required of us."
-Bloodhound Snout - Fin's physiology, similar to a canine, allows him an increased sense of smell - a single whiff of the enemy's general stench and he can quickly track them down from a dozen miles away.
-Cat People- Another thing "they had to learn in the academy" was how to move quickly, yet silently and without being seen - similar to a cat. The common Rythulian's small weight helped with that. An addition to their training was how to make the most out of another peculiar part of their physiology - their ability to adjust very well and very quickly to the dark.

Fighting Style: A good cop from Fin's home city would follow a quite militaristic principle - shoot first, ask questions later. Fin takes this principle very seriously, as he always tries his hardest to make absolutely sure to engage at the enemy before they do. In fact, he doesn't even let them attack at all - his basic tactic is to fire all six shots from his gun towards them as rapidly as he can and reload as quickly as his ashy hands can. If available, he will use any nearby electrical or magical device to trap or - in this particular case - kill the crook he is pursuing.

Personality: Fin seems quite stoic, but under the guise of a cold-hearted, robotic policeman only loyal to the concept of law and order lies a surprisingly smart and sensitive man. His greatest fear is failure, which is why he is so extremely diligent in his work. He has always relied on his gut-feeling, seeing as it's seemed to have saved his life numerous times in the past. He always approaches other people with extreme caution and uses short sentences, as he is more used to work-related situations where he could be stabbed at any moment. For this, he keeps a slightly bigger distance than a normal person would and has a tendency to stare, which is something he himself isn't aware of.

Bio: Fin lost most of his memories since his civilization ended abruptly as a result of a Civil War. Although the only life he's ever truly known is that in the Wastes - roaming the sands, visiting ruins and meeting the occasional fellow Wanderer - he does seem to remember small bits of his past life, such as a vast city, his time serving the local police, skills and principles acquired from the police, the city's Law, and a very vague yet specific memory of skyscrapers falling down and collapsing into clouds of dust and smoke, the ear-piercing sounds of guns being fired nearby, the smell of blood, iron and gunpowder, the rumbling feeling of explosive shockwaves and the dead body of someone he feels must've been very important to him. He prefers not to talk or think too much about that particular memory, as it always makes him dizzy when it comes to mind.

Wish: His greatest wish is to not be afraid of failure anymore. He never truly made any friends in the Wastes because of this crippling phobia for failure.

Echo: A pile of ruins inhabited by a small colony of Wanderers, all of them good friends of each other - people he can trust. Around the ruins - a vast, golden sea of sand reflects the light from the sun. Distant silhouettes of more, slightly bigger ruins nearby. In the horizon - a tall, tall mountain with a crack at the very tip of it. The crack emits a beacon of light. A feeling of being beckoned when one looks at the beacon. Additionally, a vague memory of upbeat music from before the Civil War playing in his head.

Appearance:

Drawings of Fin

A younger Fin, several months after the start of his career.





Present-day Fin.

His scarf is scarlet and it is bordered with strips of golden silk. The golden silk glows and symbols appear upon it when in use or when recharging

Frenzy: A black, steaming liquid begins oozing out of Fin's mouth. Cataracts form up on his eyes. He begins rambling about how the opponent is guilty and is sentenced to death.

The black liquid proceeds to slowly consume his body in the form of dark tendrils. He can eject some of it from his mouth. The more his body is consumed, the further he can eject the liquid from his mouth. The black liquid has potent acidic properties, so once it touches an enemy, it causes excruciating pain to them and begins to consume them too. Fin, on the other hand, is unaffected by any pain, although his body still suffers damage. Any wounds inflicted upon him or anyone affected by the liquid makes the consumption quicker.

Once it consumes his scarf, it needs no recharging and he can fly indefinitely. However, the scarf also begins to slowly dissolve.

Once his entire body is consumed, his flesh begins to crack and he can eject more liquid from the cracks.

In hand-to-hand combat, his hands will be able to inflict gruesome wounds, and he will engage in fisticuffs as a last resort.

Inventory: Phylactery

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Fin, the Cop

Name: Finimor Thoedrun

Alias: Fin, the Cop

Race: Rythulian/Wanderer

Sex: Male

Class: Gunman

Equipment:
-Siglico & Valencino Mk. IV .44 Handgun - Emits a bright fluorescent blue glow from its inside
-Sacred Scarf - 6 ft long, charged with a strange energy depicted in glowing white symbols.

Abilities:
-Scarf-based Flight - Fin's strange scarf allows him to float upwards for about 6 seconds. Afterwards, it must be recharged - by itself, it recharges for around 35 seconds, or it may recharge for up to 5 seconds, depending on how close it is to an electric or magnetic field.
-Wanderer's Voice - There is a special addition to Fin's larynx which allows him the use of the Wanderer's Voice - a peculiar way of speech used for operating or activating things. The sound is either a short "chirp", or a drawn-out, chiming "call". It activates any electrical or magical devices within range. The physical range of its effects depends on how loud he calls.
-Quickdraw - Fin's apparent career as a policeman in a vast, booming and violent city has earned him skills similar to a character from a Wild West movie - "Quicker draw and better aim than any crook, as was required of us."
-Bloodhound Snout - Fin's physiology, similar to a canine, allows him an increased sense of smell - a single whiff of the enemy's general stench and he can quickly track them down from a dozen miles away.
-Cat People- Another thing "they had to learn in the academy" was how to move quickly, yet silently and without being seen - similar to a cat. The common Rythulian's small weight helped with that. An addition to their training was how to make the most out of another peculiar part of their physiology - their ability to adjust very well and very quickly to the dark.

Fighting Style: A good cop from Fin's home city would follow a quite militaristic principle - shoot first, ask questions later. Fin takes this principle very seriously, as he always tries his hardest to make absolutely sure to engage at the enemy before they do. In fact, he doesn't even let them attack at all - his basic tactic is to fire all six shots from his gun towards them as rapidly as he can and reload as quickly as his ashy hands can. If available, he will use any nearby electrical or magical device to trap or - in this particular case - kill the crook he is pursuing.

Personality: Fin seems quite stoic, but under the guise of a cold-hearted, robotic policeman only loyal to the concept of law and order lies a surprisingly smart and sensitive man. His greatest fear is failure, which is why he is so extremely diligent in his work. He has always relied on his gut-feeling, seeing as it's seemed to have saved his life numerous times in the past. He always approaches other people with extreme caution and uses short sentences, as he is more used to work-related situations where he could be stabbed at any moment. For this, he keeps a slightly bigger distance than a normal person would and has a tendency to stare, which is something he himself isn't aware of.

Bio: Fin lost most of his memories since his civilization ended abruptly as a result of a Civil War. Although the only life he's ever truly known is that in the Wastes - roaming the sands, visiting ruins and meeting the occasional fellow Wanderer - he does seem to remember small bits of his past life, such as a vast city, his time serving the local police, skills and principles acquired from the police, the city's Law, and a very vague yet specific memory of skyscrapers falling down and collapsing into clouds of dust and smoke, the ear-piercing sounds of guns being fired nearby, the smell of blood, iron and gunpowder, the rumbling feeling of explosive shockwaves and the dead body of someone he feels must've been very important to him. He prefers not to talk or think too much about that particular memory, as it always makes him dizzy when it comes to mind.

Wish: His greatest wish is to not be afraid of failure anymore. He never truly made any friends in the Wastes because of this crippling phobia for failure.

Echo: A pile of ruins inhabited by a small colony of Wanderers, all of them good friends of each other - people he can trust. Around the ruins - a vast, golden sea of sand reflects the light from the sun. Distant silhouettes of more, slightly bigger ruins nearby. In the horizon - a tall, tall mountain with a crack at the very tip of it. The crack emits a beacon of light. A feeling of being beckoned when one looks at the beacon. Additionally, a vague memory of upbeat music from before the Civil War playing in his head.

Appearance:

Drawings of Fin

A younger Fin, several months after the start of his career.





Present-day Fin.

His scarf is scarlet and it is bordered with strips of golden silk. The golden silk glows and symbols appear upon it when in use or when recharging

Frenzy: A black, steaming liquid begins oozing out of Fin's mouth. Cataracts form up on his eyes. He begins rambling about how the opponent is guilty and is sentenced to death.

The black liquid proceeds to slowly consume his body in the form of dark tendrils. He can eject some of it from his mouth. The more his body is consumed, the further he can eject the liquid from his mouth. The black liquid has potent acidic properties, so once it touches an enemy, it causes excruciating pain to them and begins to consume them too. Fin, on the other hand, is unaffected by any pain, although his body still suffers damage. Any wounds inflicted upon him or anyone affected by the liquid makes the consumption quicker.

Once it consumes his scarf, it needs no recharging and he can fly indefinitely. However, the scarf also begins to slowly dissolve.

Once his entire body is consumed, his flesh begins to crack and he can eject more liquid from the cracks.

In hand-to-hand combat, his hands will be able to inflict gruesome wounds, and he will engage in fisticuffs as a last resort.

Inventory: Phylactery

The Crucible - Winner Take All

here's my NPC my dudes

Fin, the Cop

Name: Finimor Thoedrun

Alias: Fin, the Cop

Race: Rythulian/Wanderer

Sex: Male

Class: Gunman

Equipment:
-Siglico & Valencino Mk. IV .44 Handgun - Emits a bright fluorescent blue glow from its inside
-Sacred Scarf - 6 ft long, charged with a strange energy depicted in glowing white symbols.

Abilities:
-Scarf-based Flight - Fin's strange scarf allows him to float upwards for about 6 seconds. Afterwards, it must be recharged - by itself, it recharges for around 35 seconds, or it may recharge for up to 5 seconds, depending on how close it is to an electric or magnetic field.
-Wanderer's Voice - There is a special addition to Fin's larynx which allows him the use of the Wanderer's Voice - a peculiar way of speech used for operating or activating things. The sound is either a short "chirp", or a drawn-out, chiming "call". It activates any electrical or magical devices within range. The physical range of its effects depends on how loud he calls.
-Quickdraw - Fin's apparent career as a policeman in a vast, booming and violent city has earned him skills similar to a character from a Wild West movie - "Quicker draw and better aim than any crook, as was required of us."
-Bloodhound Snout - Fin's physiology, similar to a canine, allows him an increased sense of smell - a single whiff of the enemy's general stench and he can quickly track them down from a dozen miles away.
-Cat People- Another thing "they had to learn in the academy" was how to move quickly, yet silently and without being seen - similar to a cat. The common Rythulian's small weight helped with that. An addition to their training was how to make the most out of another peculiar part of their physiology - their ability to adjust very well and very quickly to the dark.

Fighting Style: A good cop from Fin's home city would follow a quite militaristic principle - shoot first, ask questions later. Fin takes this principle very seriously, as he always tries his hardest to make absolutely sure to engage at the enemy before they do. In fact, he doesn't even let them attack at all - his basic tactic is to fire all six shots from his gun towards them as rapidly as he can and reload as quickly as his ashy hands can. If available, he will use any nearby electrical or magical device to trap or - in this particular case - kill the crook he is pursuing.

Personality: Fin seems quite stoic, but under the guise of a cold-hearted, robotic policeman only loyal to the concept of law and order lies a surprisingly smart and sensitive man. His greatest fear is failure, which is why he is so extremely diligent in his work. He has always relied on his gut-feeling, seeing as it's seemed to have saved his life numerous times in the past. He always approaches other people with extreme caution and uses short sentences, as he is more used to work-related situations where he could be stabbed at any moment. For this, he keeps a slightly bigger distance than a normal person would and has a tendency to stare, which is something he himself isn't aware of.

Bio: Fin lost most of his memories since his civilization ended abruptly as a result of a Civil War. Although the only life he's ever truly known is that in the Wastes - roaming the sands, visiting ruins and meeting the occasional fellow Wanderer - he does seem to remember small bits of his past life, such as a vast city, his time serving the local police, skills and principles acquired from the police, the city's Law, and a very vague yet specific memory of skyscrapers falling down and collapsing into clouds of dust and smoke, the ear-piercing sounds of guns being fired nearby, the smell of blood, iron and gunpowder, the rumbling feeling of explosive shockwaves and the dead body of someone he feels must've been very important to him. He prefers not to talk or think too much about that particular memory, as it always makes him dizzy when it comes to mind.

Wish: His greatest wish is to not be afraid of failure anymore. He never truly made any friends in the Wastes because of this crippling phobia for failure.

Echo: A pile of ruins inhabited by a small colony of Wanderers, all of them good friends of each other - people he can trust. Around the ruins - a vast, golden sea of sand reflects the light from the sun. Distant silhouettes of more, slightly bigger ruins nearby. In the horizon - a tall, tall mountain with a crack at the very tip of it. The crack emits a beacon of light. A feeling of being beckoned when one looks at the beacon. Additionally, a vague memory of upbeat music from before the Civil War playing in his head.

Appearance:

Drawings of Fin

A younger Fin, several months after the start of his career.





Present-day Fin.

His scarf is scarlet and it is bordered with strips of golden silk. The golden silk glows and symbols appear upon it when in use or when recharging

Frenzy: A black, steaming liquid begins oozing out of Fin's mouth. Cataracts form up on his eyes. He begins rambling about how the opponent is guilty and is sentenced to death.

The black liquid proceeds to slowly consume his body in the form of dark tendrils. He can eject some of it from his mouth. The more his body is consumed, the further he can eject the liquid from his mouth. The black liquid has potent acidic properties, so once it touches an enemy, it causes excruciating pain to them and begins to consume them too. Fin, on the other hand, is unaffected by any pain, although his body still suffers damage. Any wounds inflicted upon him or anyone affected by the liquid makes the consumption quicker.

Once it consumes his scarf, it needs no recharging and he can fly indefinitely. However, the scarf also begins to slowly dissolve.

Once his entire body is consumed, his flesh begins to crack and he can eject more liquid from the cracks.

In hand-to-hand combat, his hands will be able to inflict gruesome wounds, and he will engage in fisticuffs as a last resort.

Inventory: Phylactery

The Crucible - Winner Take All

should i make an NPC too or

The Crucible - Winner Take All

憤怒龍

Name: Jiang Zhao

Alias: 憤怒龍 (pron. Fènnù lóng) AKA Angry Dragon

Race: Human

Sex: Male

Class: Composer/Musical Conductor

Equipment: -Conductor's Baton (faintly humming and glowing)

Abilities:
-Incredible Repertoire - His mad strive for absolute perfection has allowed him to remember a terrifying amount of detail from practically every single song he's ever heard.

-Intimidating Tact - His strive for perfection has also earned him incredible hand-eye coordination and seemingly lightning-fast reflexes. Basically, if he were to slap someone in the face, the motion of his hand wouldn't be detected by the naked eye.

-Severe Synesthesia - Not only can he physically see music and sound, but he can materialise it into the world in a visible shape. His Conductor's Baton greatly amplifies that power.

-Le Vent, Le Cri - Glowing floral shapes appear around Jiang and, within the specific song's power, begin healing any damage on his body. A full recovery requires him to finish the entire song. The more severe the damage, the longer the song needs to be.

Example songs

Le Vent, Le Cri - Ennio Morricone
In The Ghetto - Elvis Presley
Turn of a Friendly Card, pt. 1- The Alan Parsons Project
Waltz of the Flowers - Piotr Ilich Tchaikovsky

-Riders of Doom - This spell forces Jiang's target to plunge into hopelessness, panic and/or emptiness, causing hallucinations of shadowy barbarian riders circling around them, or a vast, dry desert. Decreases will to fight. Potency of this abilty depends on the song's length and intensity.

Example songs

Riddle of Steel/Riders of Doom - Basil Poledouris
Hokuto Shinken Denshousha, Ryouken - Nozomi Aoki
Per Un Pugno Di Dollari #2 - Ennio Morricone
Le Roi et l'Oiseau - Wojciech Kilar

-Disco Inferno - The ground within 1 or more meters around Jiang bursts into flames. Range depends on length of the song. If the enemy moves out of the area, Jiang must walk within range of them and start the song over.

Example songs

Disco Inferno - The Trammps
Holy Diver - Dio
We Stand To Fight - Virtue
The Hellion/Electric Eye - Judas Priest

-Live Wire/Tachanka - Lightning bolts shoot out of the Baton OR various firearms appear from behind him and shoot towards the target in rhythm with the song. Whether one thing or the other happens depend on whether he directs a military march or not.

Example songs

Mötley Crüe - Live Wire
My Generation - The Who
Unsere Panzerdivision - Kurt Greiner-Pol
Tachanka - Russian folk song

-Harder than Steel - Jiang shields himself with a metal wall around him. Strength of the wall depends on the length of the song.

Example songs

Harder Than Steel - Jag Panzer
Anvil of Crom - Basil Poledouris
Turn of a Friendly Card pt. 2 - The Alan Parsons Project
Polyushka Polye - Russian folk song

-Kung-fu prowess - Relatively formidable knowledge of Kung Fu - he reached the rank of black belt once near the end of high school and even participated in regional competitions, but due to his pursue in music he never developed this skill any further after he went to university. He can block out and counter most unarmed attacks.

Fighting Style: His usual tactic is to keep a safe distance and cast his Riders of Doom. He then begins striking the enemy with Live Wire/Tachanka while the enemy is disoriented. If they are too close, he casts a Harder than Steel and briefly ignites the ground with Disco Inferno, forcing them to get away. He only uses his prowess in kung fu when his Baton, for any reason, is out of reach.

Personality: Very condescending, extreme perfectionist with severe anger issues - he gets dangerously furious when he notices even the smallest errors in anything he finds relevant to his immediate interest, or if he finds out someone disagrees with his taste in music. This lifestyle seems to have caused permanent and grave damage to his sense of humor - one could say it is nonexistent at this point. As a citizen of the People's Republic of China, he has great distrust towards anyone who doesn't look like "pure Han Chinese being", calling them "laowai" (foreigner).

Bio: Born in 1977 in a small town near Shenyang, Liaoning province, PRC. Jiang's affinity to music became visible at the age of one, when the Beijing Symphony Orchestra was being broadcast live from a famous concert hall - the conductor's hand movements, in particular, impressed him, so he began waddling his hands around and that mysteriously increased and fixated the volume on the TV.

His time in elementary school was relatively normal, save for several incidents specifically involving orchestral music. Middle school was when his musical abilities began to really show - it was in a musical school. He joined the school band as a clarinet player and immediately impressed the teachers with his almost perfect musical skill. He was looked up to by every schoolmate and was pushed to perfection. A high point in this period of time was when he, agitated by the offbeat playing of his fellow bandmates, asked the teacher if he could replace him as conductor for a minute or two - the teacher agreed and, as Jiang directed the band, they played in perfect harmony.

High school ended early for Jiang - he became famous in his region for his beautiful compositions, his outstandingly precise tact and the mysterious aura he emits when on stage. Somehow, even the most lowly amateurs played like pure masters when he was there. This was not enough for him - he wanted to be able to materialize sound.

An incident occurred due to this aura of his - it involved a kidnapping, a pair of shady-looking figures and, as revealed to him later on, the Chinese Government. It was there, in a secret underground complex under the Forbidden City in Beijing, when he discovered the true range of his supernatural abilities. A team of scientists conducted various experiments on Jiang, while another team of engineers invented a special Baton, basing their design around the scientists' studies.

He was eventually led back out into the real world and was given the Baton - a device that he found out would allow him to finally materialize sound. He was satisfied - but not for long.

He went on to become a world-famous composer, which turned out was still not enough for him. Ever since then, he has taken it upon himself to become so perfect, he wouldn't need the Baton any more.

Wish: To become the most perfect, most prestigious composer and conductor in the entire world and to bask in his own absolute glory.

Echo: The very front of the stage in Vienna Musikverein, Vienna. Behind him are seated the Beijing Symphony Orchestra, in front of him - a full audience, every seat in the hall taken; among the audience - the world's leaders, mesmerised by his music and perfect tact.

Appearance:

Photo of Jiang Zhao, circa 1994

Always wears a tuxedo suit and bowtie - they appear to be always perfectly clean.

Frenzy: Jiang starts playing 1812 Overture by Tchaikovsky 1:39 minutes in. Brightly glowing, tentacle-like beams of light appear behind him and make him invulnerable until the crescendo. All enemies in the area, meanwhile, are blinded. As the music progresses, the beams transform into a circle of cannons around him. Once the crescendo hits, the cannons are fully formed and serve as his defence, as he is completely vulnerable to any attack. The cannons fire rapidly and at random, always aimed in the general direction of Jiang's target.

Inventory: Phylactery

The Crucible - Winner Take All

he is ready my dudes

Angry Dragon

Name: Jiang Zhao

Alias: 憤怒龍 (pron. Fènnù lóng) AKA Angry Dragon

Race: Human

Sex: Male

Class: Composer/Musical Conductor

Equipment: -Conductor's Baton (faintly humming and glowing)

Abilities: -Incredible Repertoire - His mad strive for absolute perfection has allowed him to remember a terrifying amount of detail from practically every single song he's ever heard.
-Intimidating Tact - His strive for perfection has also earned him incredible hand-eye coordination and seemingly lightning-fast reflexes. Basically, if he were to slap someone in the face, the motion of his wouldn't be detected by the naked eye.
-Severe Synesthesia - Not only can he physically see music and sound, but he can materialise it into the world in a visible shape. His Conductor's Baton greatly amplifies that power.
-Le Vent, Le Cri - Glowing floral shapes appear around Jiang and, within the specific song's power, begin healing any damage on his body. A full recovery requires him to finish the entire song. The more severe the damage, the longer the song needs to be.

Example songs

Le Vent, Le Cri - Ennio Morricone
In The Ghetto - Elvis Presley
Turn of a Friendly Card, pt. 1- The Alan Parsons Project
Waltz of the Flowers - Piotr Ilich Tchaikovsky

-Riders of Doom - This spell forces Jiang's target to plunge into hopelessness, panic and/or emptiness, causing hallucinations of shadowy barbarian riders circling around them, or a vast, dry desert. Decreases will to fight. Potency of this abilty depends on the song's length and intensity.

Example songs

Riddle of Steel/Riders of Doom - Basil Poledouris
Hokuto Shinken Denshousha, Ryouken - Nozomi Aoki
Per Un Pugno Di Dollari #2 - Ennio Morricone
Le Roi et l'Oiseau - Wojciech Kilar

-Disco Inferno - The ground within 1 or more meters around Jiang bursts into flames. Range depends on length of the song. If the enemy moves out of the area, Jiang must walk within range of them and start the song over.

Example songs

Disco Inferno - The Trammps
Holy Diver - Dio
We Stand To Fight - Virtue
The Hellion/Electric Eye - Judas Priest

-Live Wire/Tachanka - Lightning bolts shoot out of the Baton OR various firearms appear from behind him and shoot towards the target in rhythm with the song. Whether one thing or the other happens depend on whether he directs a military march or not.

Example songs

Mötley Crüe - Live Wire
My Generation - The Who
Unsere Panzerdivision - Kurt Greiner-Pol
Tachanka - Russian folk song

-Harder than Steel - Jiang shields himself with a metal wall around him. Strength of the wall depends on the length of the song.

Example songs

Harder Than Steel - Jag Panzer
Anvil of Crom - Basil Poledouris
Turn of a Friendly Card pt. 2 - The Alan Parsons Project
Polyushka Polye - Russian folk song

-Kung-fu prowess - Relatively formidable knowledge of Kung Fu - he reached the rank of black belt once near the end of high school and even participated in regional competitions, but due to his pursue in music he never developed this skill any further after he went to university. He can block out and counter most unarmed attacks.

Fighting Style: His usual tactic is to keep a safe distance and cast his Riders of Doom. He then begins striking the enemy with Live Wire/Tachanka while the enemy is disoriented. If they are too close, he casts a Harder than Steel and briefly ignites the ground with Disco Inferno, forcing them to get away. He only uses his prowess in kung fu when his Baton, for any reason, is out of reach.

Personality: Very condescending, extreme perfectionist with severe anger issues - he gets dangerously furious when he notices even the smallest errors in anything he finds relevant to his immediate interest, or if he finds out someone disagrees with his taste in music. This lifestyle seems to have caused permanent and grave damage to his sense of humor - one could say it is nonexistent at this point. As a citizen of the People's Republic of China, he has great distrust towards anyone who doesn't look like "pure Han Chinese being", calling them "laowai" (foreigner).

Bio: Born in 1977 in a small town near Shenyang, Liaoning province, PRC. Jiang's affinity to music became visible at the age of one, when the Beijing Symphony Orchestra was being broadcast live from a famous concert hall - the conductor's hand movements, in particular, impressed him, so he began waddling his hands around and that mysteriously increased and fixated the volume on the TV.

His time in elementary school was relatively normal, save for several incidents specifically involving orchestral music. Middle school was when his musical abilities began to really show - it was in a musical school. He joined the school band as a clarinet player and immediately impressed the teachers with his almost perfect musical skill. He was looked up to by every schoolmate and was pushed to perfection. A high point in this period of time was when he, agitated by the offbeat playing of his fellow bandmates, asked the teacher if he could replace him as conductor for a minute or two - the teacher agreed and, as Jiang directed the band, they played in perfect harmony.

High school ended early for Jiang - he became famous in his region for his beautiful compositions, his outstandingly precise tact and the mysterious aura he emits when on stage. Somehow, even the most lowly amateurs played like pure masters when he was there. This was not enough for him - he wanted to be able to materialize sound.

An incident occurred due to this aura of his - it involved a kidnapping, a pair of shady-looking figures and, as revealed to him later on, the Chinese Government. It was there, in a secret underground complex under the Forbidden City in Beijing, when he discovered the true range of his supernatural abilities. A team of scientists conducted various experiments on Jiang, while another team of engineers invented a special Baton, basing their design around the scientists' studies.

He was eventually led back out into the real world and was given the Baton - a device that he found out would allow him to finally materialize sound. He was satisfied - but not for long.

He went on to become a world-famous composer, which turned out was still not enough for him. Ever since then, he has taken it upon himself to become so perfect, he wouldn't need the Baton any more.

Wish: To become the most perfect, most prestigious composer and conductor in the entire world and to bask in his own absolute glory.

Echo: The very front of the stage in Vienna Musikverein, Vienna. Behind him are seated the Beijing Symphony Orchestra, in front of him - a full audience, every seat in the hall taken; among the audience - the world's leaders, mesmerised by his music and perfect tact.

Appearance:

Photo of Jiang Zhao, circa 1994

Always wears a tuxedo suit and bowtie - they appear to be always perfectly clean.

Frenzy: Jiang starts playing 1812 Overture by Tchaikovsky 1:39 minutes in. Brightly glowing, tentacle-like beams of light appear behind him and make him invulnerable until the crescendo. All enemies in the area, meanwhile, are blinded. As the music progresses, the beams transform into a circle of cannons around him. Once the crescendo hits, the cannons are fully formed and serve as his defence, as he is completely vulnerable to any attack. The cannons fire rapidly and at random, always aimed in the general direction of Jiang's target.
Inventory: Phylactery

The Crucible - Winner Take All

i think at this point me and indra's characters are at your mercy but one of the first two options would be great

The Crucible - Winner Take All

Name: Jiang Zhao

Alias: 憤怒龍 (pron. Fènnù lóng) AKA Angry Dragon

Race: Human

Sex: Male

Class: Composer/Musical Conductor

Equipment: -Conductor's Baton (faintly humming and glowing)

Abilities: -Incredible Repertoire - His mad strive for absolute perfection has allowed him to remember a terrifying amount of detail from practically every single song he's ever heard.
-Intimidating Tact - His strive for perfection has also earned him incredible hand-eye coordination and seemingly lightning-fast reflexes. Basically, if he were to slap someone in the face, the motion of his wouldn't be detected by the naked eye.
-Severe Synesthesia - Not only can he physically see music and sound, but he can materialise it into the world in a visible shape. His Conductor's Baton greatly amplifies that power.
-Le Vent, Le Cri - Glowing floral shapes appear around Jiang and, within the specific song's power, begin healing any damage on his body. A full recovery requires him to finish the entire song. The more severe the damage, the longer the song needs to be.

Example songs

Le Vent, Le Cri - Ennio Morricone
In The Ghetto - Elvis Presley
Turn of a Friendly Card, pt. 1- The Alan Parsons Project
Waltz of the Flowers - Piotr Ilich Tchaikovsky

-Riders of Doom - This spell forces Jiang's target to plunge into hopelessness, panic and/or emptiness, causing hallucinations of shadowy barbarian riders circling around them, or a vast, dry desert. Decreases will to fight. Potency of this abilty depends on the song's length and intensity.

Example songs

Riddle of Steel/Riders of Doom - Basil Poledouris
Hokuto Shinken Denshousha, Ryouken - Nozomi Aoki
Per Un Pugno Di Dollari #2 - Ennio Morricone
Le Roi et l'Oiseau - Wojciech Kilar

-Disco Inferno - The ground within 1 or more meters around Jiang bursts into flames. Range depends on length of the song. If the enemy moves out of the area, Jiang must walk within range of them and start the song over.

Example songs

Disco Inferno - The Trammps
Holy Diver - Dio
We Stand To Fight - Virtue
The Hellion/Electric Eye - Judas Priest

-Live Wire/Tachanka - Lightning bolts shoot out of the Baton OR various firearms appear from behind him and shoot towards the target in rhythm with the song. Whether one thing or the other happens depend on whether he directs a military march or not.

Example songs

Mötley Crüe - Live Wire
My Generation - The Who
Unsere Panzerdivision - Kurt Greiner-Pol
Tachanka - Russian folk song

-Harder than Steel - Jiang shields himself with a metal wall around him. Strength of the wall depends on the length of the song.

Example songs

Harder Than Steel - Jag Panzer
Anvil of Crom - Basil Poledouris
Turn of a Friendly Card pt. 2 - The Alan Parsons Project
Polyushka Polye - Russian folk song

-Kung-fu prowess - Relatively formidable knowledge of Kung Fu - he reached the rank of black belt once near the end of high school and even participated in regional competitions, but due to his pursue in music he never developed this skill any further after he went to university. He can block out and counter most unarmed attacks.

Fighting Style: His usual tactic is to keep a safe distance and cast his Riders of Doom. He then begins striking the enemy with Live Wire/Tachanka while the enemy is disoriented. If they are too close, he casts a Harder than Steel and briefly ignites the ground with Disco Inferno, forcing them to get away. He only uses his prowess in kung fu when his Baton, for any reason, is out of reach.

Personality: Very condescending, extreme perfectionist with severe anger issues - he gets dangerously furious when he notices even the smallest errors in anything he finds relevant to his immediate interest, or if he finds out someone disagrees with his taste in music. This lifestyle seems to have caused permanent and grave damage to his sense of humor - one could say it is nonexistent at this point. As a citizen of the People's Republic of China, he has great distrust towards anyone who doesn't look like "pure Han Chinese being", calling them "laowai" (foreigner).

Bio: Born in 1977 in a small town near Shenyang, Liaoning province, PRC. Jiang's affinity to music became visible at the age of one, when the Beijing Symphony Orchestra was being broadcast live from a famous concert hall - the conductor's hand movements, in particular, impressed him, so he began waddling his hands around and that mysteriously increased and fixated the volume on the TV.

His time in elementary school was relatively normal, save for several incidents specifically involving orchestral music. Middle school was when his musical abilities began to really show - it was in a musical school. He joined the school band as a clarinet player and immediately impressed the teachers with his almost perfect musical skill. He was looked up to by every schoolmate and was pushed to perfection. A high point in this period of time was when he, agitated by the offbeat playing of his fellow bandmates, asked the teacher if he could replace him as conductor for a minute or two - the teacher agreed and, as Jiang directed the band, they played in perfect harmony.

High school ended early for Jiang - he became famous in his region for his beautiful compositions, his outstandingly precise tact and the mysterious aura he emits when on stage. Somehow, even the most lowly amateurs played like pure masters when he was there. This was not enough for him - he wanted to be able to materialize sound.

An incident occurred due to this aura of his - it involved a kidnapping, a pair of shady-looking figures and, as revealed to him later on, the Chinese Government. It was there, in a secret underground complex under the Forbidden City in Beijing, when he discovered the true range of his supernatural abilities. A team of scientists conducted various experiments on Jiang, while another team of engineers invented a special Baton, basing their design around the scientists' studies.

He was eventually led back out into the real world and was given the Baton - a device that he found out would allow him to finally materialize sound. He was satisfied - but not for long.

He went on to become a world-famous composer, which turned out was still not enough for him. Ever since then, he has taken it upon himself to become so perfect, he wouldn't need the Baton any more.

Wish: To become the most perfect, most prestigious composer and conductor in the entire world and to bask in his own absolute glory.

Echo: The very front of the stage in Vienna Musikverein, Vienna. Behind him are seated the Beijing Symphony Orchestra, in front of him - a full audience, every seat in the hall taken; among the audience - the world's leaders, mesmerised by his music and perfect tact.

Appearance:

Photo of Jiang Zhao, circa 1994

Always wears a tuxedo suit and bowtie - they appear to be always perfectly clean.

Frenzy: Jiang starts playing 1812 Overture by Tchaikovsky 1:39 minutes in. Brightly glowing, tentacle-like beams of light appear behind him and make him invulnerable until the crescendo. All enemies in the area, meanwhile, are blinded. As the music progresses, the beams transform into a circle of cannons around him. Once the crescendo hits, the cannons are fully formed and serve as his defence, as he is completely vulnerable to any attack. The cannons fire rapidly and at random, always aimed in the general direction of Jiang's target.
Inventory: Phylactery