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Ay yo, I'm Pacha, an A-class memester who spinsters the memes.

I play Duelyst, League, Dota, Dark Souls Uno, and I also have a disdain for all games by Blizzard. Not for quality reasons, mostly because I don't like any of the games that Blizzard makes (this includes you, Overwatch).

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CRAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN

i've been laughing ever since i realized what albin sounds like.

Albin took one last look at the grand walls behind him. It was perhaps the final time that he would ever look at them. His heart rate quickened. The sudden realization hit him like a sack of bricks. Arx, what he knew, seemed to be much smaller on the outside. However, that was most likely due to the sheer scale of the outside world. The sheer size of what the outside world may have been was impressive; much further than he ever remembered.

Earlier, he had said goodbye to craftsmen. To them, he was family. Most objected, however, they knew that they couldn't stop someone as impulsive as Albin. He said his goodbyes, told them his reasoning, and left. It was a bitter goodbye. If he died, many theories and creations would cease to exist (at least, in his own opinion). However, if he survived, he would most likely bring enough rare metals to prove his theories, he could catapult the city into an age of good weaponry.

He looked around at his companions for this mission. Some drab men wearing rather normal armor and quite nice weaponry. However, Albin's attention was drawn away from these normal-appearing warriors. The one companion he truly noticed was a young woman, perhaps only a few years older than him.

Her hair was similar to his own, in the sense that it seemed to be unnatural. Albin's attention was brought further to her curves. Her interesting, smooth curves... of her bow. It was strung and appeared to be rather old. Not even before Albin could piece together whatever was going on, he automatically began to speak.

"Why is your bow strung already? How long has it even been strung?" He said in a loud tone. To him, proper maintenance of weaponry was key to winning wars (not like he had fought in any). "It's only proper to always keep your bow in a safe and dry location, preferably within a soft wooden case inside of a tightly woven sack. Not to mention, if it is ever strung for long periods of time, it tends to weaken the limbs. By the appearance and style of the bow, and by which I mean it's craftsmanship is not familiar to me, I can tell that it is quite old. It appears like whoever have given you the bow had taken much better care of it than you."

His tone was rather rude, however, it wasn't without reasoning. To Albin, anyone who took improper care of weapons was a fool and should not be trusted. A rusty sword, or in this case, damaged bow could break and cause the user to be at the receiving end of the pain.
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Actually.

I think I'm going with she does have it strung.

Mostly because they are walking into unknown territory and might run into something that would very much like to eat them. Stringing the bow would just take unnecessary and unneeded amount of time.

She'd probably unstring it or whatever when they stop for the night, of course, but when they're traveling...yeah. Probably will be ready to shoot something in the face.


Too late. Albin is already throwing an impulsive hissy-fit.
@Pacha It's bad to do that, right XD?


Aye. It's absolutely horrible to always keep a bow strung. From what I remember, bows warp a lot if they're left strung (especially if the bow isn't stored in a completely dry and cool environment), causing them to lose a lot of tension.

However, today, some bows are made extremely well, so it's less of a big deal. The only reason why you'd leave bows strung is if you're shooting it every day.
Before I make my post, I need to know of Maria:

Does she currently have her bow strung? If so, it's time for the verbal craftsman dunking.
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Need to fill that blank in XD

... otherwise, our future smith is going to die be invited on the journey! Oily bread is in fact aweseom!


Turns out, I'm a big ol' dummy and edited the name in the text document after I posted it.
Finally finished it all. I used Albin and didn't realize that I was going to use Albus until I actually finished it. Good job me.

Heyo. I'm just some nerd who likes this one singular maymay too much.

I come here to practice flexing my writing muscles juuuuust right.

Anyways, a bit about me:

My name is Pacha and I enjoy long walks on the beach, deep conversation, holding hands, romance novels, pruning the garden, and doing things just right.

My talents include running jokes into the ground and editing graphics.

I used to RP on Skype, but I decided to leave that once I realized that Skype was total balls for literally everything.
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