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DUNGEON CRAWL!!: The Stylized Dungeon Crawling Adventure Game

No. Go away.

Cyberpunk RP

The Johnson continued staring straight ahead as he answered Ultimax.
"A roller rink is a place where people used to go to skate. It is currently home to a gang that does courier work in the area. As for how this pertains to your mission, I am quite sorry to inform you that I am not authorized to know of or reveal the inner workings of the Holistic Detection Program. It is a good idea to follow its directions. You should follow its directions. Follow the directions."

For true doom murder heads only: A human occupied landfill short campaign

I'm in. Sloth totem 4 lyfe.
Unless we random roll totems. In that case, whatever I roll 4 lyfe.

Invocation of the Divoria: The unfurling wings of Ondulish

Damn double posts.

Invocation of the Divoria: The unfurling wings of Ondulish

Well, Tanya IS pretty much a Mechromancer...

Cyberpunk RP

Hey just if anyone else wants in this is still open. We'll just say you were sent as backup or a specialist or something.

Cyberpunk RP

A small black rectangle clattered onto the table, blank save for a small screen on its face which read ". WHITE CENTER BARRENS . SOUTHGATE ROLLER RINK .".
...No candy, though.

Invocation of the Divoria: The unfurling wings of Ondulish

Tanya ignored the man in the flying squid whatever, looking instead at the giant spider made out of robot angels.
"M23!"
"YES."
"M23, look at that. The spider thing."
"SPIDER THING CURRENTLY WITHIN M23'S FIELD OF VIEW."
"M23 that is sweet as hell and I want one."
"SHOULD M23 TAKE NOTE OF THIS."
"Nah, I just wanted to tell someone. Go kill those things."
"UNDERSTOOD."
M-23 took position, dropped into a ready stance- and made an odd hissing noise. (2)
"Oh, right, I wasn't expecting you to fight again so soon so I kinda sorta jerry-rigged your coolant systems. You might find yourself moving a little sluggish."
"M23 WAS NOT AWARE OF THIS."
"Aw, suck it up, ya big baby. You'll do fine."

Guardians of Kado Village (Anime Inspired Fantasy)

"Oh, yes! We were just speaking of the forbidden beasts that hide deep within the Grotto of the Gulai, guarded by a savage beast!", he winked at Kumazawa before placing his hand on his forehead in an melodramatic fashion.
"Oh, but greatest of woes, I have forgotten the details of this most wondrous tale! If only someone would give an old man some mental exercise- some barter, perhaps- I am certain I would be able to recall!"

Cyberpunk RP

"I apologize, but I am not in possession of any candy or sugar at this time. Now then, these leads, while they may seem off-target at first, have been run through our highly advanced Holistic Detection Program. They will more likely than not lead to important information regarding ENKI."