So I just removed the creepy sexual stuff from my guy's CS. Sorry if anyone was put off by it. I know some people like to RP all sorts of X-rated material (and basically publicly cyber), but that was never my intent. Just wanted to show how my guy's got no limits when it comes to getting results.
Also I'm going to work on a few backup characters. Sounds like there's a good chance of anyone dying, and I think I have a few fantastic ideas for new characters. ALLOW ME TO SHARE A FEW WITH YOU:
One-and-a-halfling (He's 1.5 times as tall as a human)
Shield Duelist
Claustrophobic Dwarf
Armless Assassin
A goblin who likes to sneak up behind people and tickle them and has gotten so good at it that he's basically a thief/assassin-level sneak