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    1. PKRaptor 11 yrs ago

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Come on guys stay with it. Don't let this thing die! Who needs to post??
Wayne groaned as he came to, strapped to a table, frodt forming in the air as his breath came out in shocked gasps. Looking around, he seemed to be in a large freezer, a couple monitors attached to the wall giving a readout of temperature, heartbeat, and a few other things he didn't quite understand. He rattled his restraints for a moment, then looked towards the only other break in the steel walls besides the monitors. The door.

"I'm awake now. I'm sure you know that." He said loudly. For a few minutes all was quiet except for the humming of the overhead fan, pumping the room with cold. "Look, if this is about the samples, they're free."

Still nothing. And despite the temperature of the room, he could feel himself get heated. "Hey assholes! If you knew to keep me on ice like this, you must know that I'm dangerous! Once I get my hands on you assholes you'll be sorry!" He punctuated his point with more rattling of his restraints and banging on the cold gurney. "Come oooon fuckers!" He shouted, all the while trying to focus his hands and fingers into something, anything to free himself. Finally after a few minutes and after several beads of sweat had begun to form from his effort, he heard a large rotary lock unspin, and the clang of the cell door being unlocked. It swung open and the icy mist rolled out of the doorway.

"It's about time." Wayne said gruffly.
Looks like fun times. And Ms. Toon shark imp demon lady isn't invited. She loves fun parties!


It's a party?? Sweet! I work for a pizza chain so I'll bring pizza for everyone.
@Burning Kitty Did you just assume my gender? I'm triggered! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! MEN CAN BE MOIST TOO!
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I am half turned on half disturbed. I am 100% certain daddy should not be used like that unless incest is involved nah not even then.


Careful what you say, I'm getting moister than an oyster. ;) Hahahahaha. And I use "daddy" ironically. In all truth, when a chick calls me daddy that's an instant turn off and makes me cringe.
Update for all.

Half of a post is typed and saved.


Well gosh. Half of me is moist and ready, daddy.
@BrokenWashing I'm just glad you're still around. :)
Guys come on. Nobody has posted in almost a week. I don't want to sound impatient but this is how RPs die out. Who or what are we waiting on?
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Hello PKRaptor! I am doing well. Today, my son will stay home from school with me due to a cold. My oldest daughter was home from school with a cold Mon - Wed. My wife had the flu, bronchial pneumonia and an ear infection for over three weeks. She is finally back to work. My middle daughter had pneumonia over a month ago and my youngest daughter appears to be in good health like her dad. Other than that, I'm doing great! How are you doing?

I'd ask questions about your bio, but you haven't written anything yet, even though you've been here since "forum fall 2013" (or not). Me on the other hand have filled out the contents worth of some non-descript informational pamphlet you might find in a doctor's office.


I was home sick from work the past couple of days due to slipping on snow covered concrete steps and royally fucking up my back. That's (a bit) better now, but I'm still having stomach issues from being perpetually sick. I am slowly dying but, as the song goes, "lovin' every minute of it."

And as for my bio, I don't really write much about myself. I'm not all that interesting.
So how is everyone doing?
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