I just got done playing a session of D&D where I was the dungeon master and a half orc kept throwing his shit at people... Why is that so fricking hilarious
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Hawkclaw looked at Sootpaw and stood up. "Well little one, let's go catch a meal" he trotted out of camp awhile before stopping and sniffing the air. "Now one of the most important parts of hunting is being aware of my surroundings. I can smell a poppy plant to our right, for example" he gestured with his tail "There are so many things that you can tell just with a single whiff of the air. Some rabbits were here earlier, but they are long gone. Now I want to to tell me every thing that you can smell right now. Start with the obvious things and then the more obscure." he sat back on his haunches. "Once you've finished that, we will go on to the next part"
Hawkclaw looked at Sootpaw and stood up. "Well little one, let's go catch a meal" he trotted out of camp awhile before stopping and sniffing the air. "Now one of the most important parts of hunting is being aware of my surroundings. I can smell a poppy plant to our right, for example" he gestured with his tail "There are so many things that you can tell just with a single whiff of the air. Some rabbits were here earlier, but they are long gone. Now I want to to tell me every thing that you can smell right now. Start with the obvious things and then the more obscure." he sat back on his haunches. "Once you've finished that, we will go on to the next part"
@boomlover It sounds like it's a bit more than a possibility haha
Lucas felt the guards approaching and made a descision. It's time for payback, He thought. Stepping out into the corridor, he shouted out to the people around him.
"Find a way out, I'll hold these idiots off" He started off to find the guards and soon he heard them approaching from down the hall. He whipped himself into a vacated cell and waited for them to pass. As soon as they had, he reached out with his mind and shattered every light bulb in the hall.
You have made a terrible mistake, now you will pay, he broadcasted telepathically to the guards before sending a wave of force blasting through the middle of the group. Guns went off in the darkness sending sparks and bullets flying through the air. Lucas erected a weak barrier to shield him from any stray fire that might come his way. He then loosed a banshee scream before picking up a man, slamming him into the wall, and flinging him towards his friends
"Find a way out, I'll hold these idiots off" He started off to find the guards and soon he heard them approaching from down the hall. He whipped himself into a vacated cell and waited for them to pass. As soon as they had, he reached out with his mind and shattered every light bulb in the hall.
You have made a terrible mistake, now you will pay, he broadcasted telepathically to the guards before sending a wave of force blasting through the middle of the group. Guns went off in the darkness sending sparks and bullets flying through the air. Lucas erected a weak barrier to shield him from any stray fire that might come his way. He then loosed a banshee scream before picking up a man, slamming him into the wall, and flinging him towards his friends
@PerseusArchean Ohhhhhhhh gotcha. I'll set a post about making a scene and hopefully that will bring your characters to mine.
Hawkclaw looked up at his eager young apprentice with awe. How can someone be so awake, so early. I guess youth does have its perks.
"Well little one, grab yourself some grub. We might be gone a while. We are gonna start with some hunting and see where we go from there." The large cat pushed himself up, towering over his charge. "Don't eat too much though, we will be leaving soon and I don't want you hacking up your breakfast." Wow this is weird, He thought So many cats in one area and this one is looking at me to teach her. I guess this will be a learning experience for the both of us. "Come find me when you're finished and we will get started." He padded over to the entrance of the camp and sat down, watching the other cat's morning routines.
"Well little one, grab yourself some grub. We might be gone a while. We are gonna start with some hunting and see where we go from there." The large cat pushed himself up, towering over his charge. "Don't eat too much though, we will be leaving soon and I don't want you hacking up your breakfast." Wow this is weird, He thought So many cats in one area and this one is looking at me to teach her. I guess this will be a learning experience for the both of us. "Come find me when you're finished and we will get started." He padded over to the entrance of the camp and sat down, watching the other cat's morning routines.
Lucas was laying on his bed when he first heard the gun fire. He sat up quickly and ran to the door
"Hey!!" he shouted "Someone's in here! Get me out!" But there was no response. He pounded on the door and shouted again but it was dead silent.
"Dammit let me out of here!" He raged, so close to salvation and yet this door was the only thing in between him and freedom. A door that normally he could have blown from its hinges. Desperately, he punched the door but that was a mistake. He collapsed to his knees, cradling his injured wrist and swearing loudly.
"Why won't you open?!" he shouted with both his mind and his vocal chords. A horrendous sound followed and Lucas looked up. The door had moved about six feet forward and was planted firmly in the wall on the opposite side of the corridor. Lucas sat there for about five seconds before it sank in. His powers had returned.
"Oh damn this feels good!" He hopped up and walked towards the door, peering out into the corridor. He glanced both ways before porting down the hall. "I'm not sure that I could actually be happier right now... well maybe if I had map of this place... or a hunk of steak..." He continued to make his way toward the sounds of gunfire, watching carefully and searching with his mind for any of his guards.
"Hey!!" he shouted "Someone's in here! Get me out!" But there was no response. He pounded on the door and shouted again but it was dead silent.
"Dammit let me out of here!" He raged, so close to salvation and yet this door was the only thing in between him and freedom. A door that normally he could have blown from its hinges. Desperately, he punched the door but that was a mistake. He collapsed to his knees, cradling his injured wrist and swearing loudly.
"Why won't you open?!" he shouted with both his mind and his vocal chords. A horrendous sound followed and Lucas looked up. The door had moved about six feet forward and was planted firmly in the wall on the opposite side of the corridor. Lucas sat there for about five seconds before it sank in. His powers had returned.
"Oh damn this feels good!" He hopped up and walked towards the door, peering out into the corridor. He glanced both ways before porting down the hall. "I'm not sure that I could actually be happier right now... well maybe if I had map of this place... or a hunk of steak..." He continued to make his way toward the sounds of gunfire, watching carefully and searching with his mind for any of his guards.
Hawkclaw yawned and stretched as the light glanced against his eyes. "Do I really need to wake up?" The large cat asked to no one in particular. He cleaned his paw and stood up before lithely padding out into the camp. He looked around the camp and yawned again. "I have to hunt today, don't I?" He grumbled to himself. "Ugghh soo difficult. Oh well, I'd best eat before I go out" he grabbed himself a mouse and sat down to eat it.
Name - Hawkclaw
Gender - male
Rank - warrior
Clan - Oakclan
Appearance - large cat with a tick in his left ear. He has golden yellow fur and green eyes. Has very large claws which is where he got his name
Personality - despite his gruff exterior, he is a jolly cat, always cracking jokes and socializing almost to the point of annoyance
Relationships (Family/Mate/Crush) - see history
History - used to be a loner, until he found Oakclan
Other - i'm really excited for this. I used to rp on the Warriorcats forums so this is a bit of a throwback
Gender - male
Rank - warrior
Clan - Oakclan
Appearance - large cat with a tick in his left ear. He has golden yellow fur and green eyes. Has very large claws which is where he got his name
Personality - despite his gruff exterior, he is a jolly cat, always cracking jokes and socializing almost to the point of annoyance
Relationships (Family/Mate/Crush) - see history
History - used to be a loner, until he found Oakclan
Other - i'm really excited for this. I used to rp on the Warriorcats forums so this is a bit of a throwback
@PerseusArchean Sounds just peachy. Ill talk to you tonight then, enjoy your holiday
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