Damn this Avalia type beat hit different. I especially like how you've combined the elements of dark troll wizard lords with Lake Odacova's fjords. Half-elf breeding in the ethical boundaries of Aklenroth type beat pasta sauce. Really interesting and intriguing about the intricate interrogations. Engorge
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I was eating some creepy slimy pie, and Sasuke Uchiha threw up. We were in Lithuania and eating crunchy water, and the slimy pies started talking and said to me "He loved crunchy water" "Doesn't even have a wart on his nose", and "isn't a cute kitten." and Naruto was throwing up on the table... <_<
These requests are kind of sad. I will answer my own. The crunchy pie water was a hot dog vibe, but Sasuke Uchiha and Ken Jeong told me that was a failure.
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The girl wanted... a baked potato? Which potato? Perfect with pepper jack cheese. Thank you! The guy wanted some mashed up veggies... Which he also got. The ghost punched Sasuke Uchiha and then Naruto's West Virginian cousin stopped pooping until he was close enough to see Naruto and Sasuke coming into view. That would explain a few things... The mountain is freaken real. Ken Jeong pulled over and took me to a cafe, which I hated because they didn't have a peppermint mocha. I had that before at a rest stop in Las Vegas. Ken Jeong also had to stop at an animal shelter to get me a puppy to play with. He told me that I was probably about to meet the cutest puppy ever and asked if I wanted a girl or boy. My hair was still up, so I said "Got enough of a boy!" He punched me in the arm because I broke the world record for most crushes in a single day. Did you know that I recently became the first girl ever to do that? I'm sort of an international phenomenon now. I guess the puppy got adopted after he put up a fight. <_< Ken Jeong called my parents and told them he had a good thing going. He then took me to this place called Rocket Fizz. There was a guy there that I liked, but I didn't know if it was reciprocated. I sort of hoped he would be gay. I am pretty sure it is because when I hugged him, he blushed, and that is a sign of being gay. Ken Jeong also beat me in corn hole, and said I was like him in every way. We took a spin in the Lithuanian canoe and started pooping quickly and didn't do a very good job.
Luckily, it was during a race and not a leisurely paddle. Ken Jeong thought I was crying over the loss of the Lithuanian canoe, but that would have been weird. He also had me watch his shopping list. He asked me for input on who to vote for in the upcoming election. He also put up a haunted house for Sasuke and he hugged my neck when he left. <_< I can't believe he hugged my neck. <_< The dog looks different from the picture, but it is the same puppy. I would still hug him. He is super cute. Ken Jeong thinks Sasuke is an asshole. <_< I met the kid and we took a picture together. He said he was just goofing off and that I was supposed to hate him. <_< I don't hate him. I sort of love him... in a way. I will definitely be writing on his behalf if I see him at the mall. I think I have had enough excitement for a day. I just wish I wasn't so tall and had smaller hands. Then I could have a smaller puppy... or at least a pet store puppy. Ken Jeong started to cry voluptuously.
These requests are kind of sad. I will answer my own. The crunchy pie water was a hot dog vibe, but Sasuke Uchiha and Ken Jeong told me that was a failure.
RAW
The girl wanted... a baked potato? Which potato? Perfect with pepper jack cheese. Thank you! The guy wanted some mashed up veggies... Which he also got. The ghost punched Sasuke Uchiha and then Naruto's West Virginian cousin stopped pooping until he was close enough to see Naruto and Sasuke coming into view. That would explain a few things... The mountain is freaken real. Ken Jeong pulled over and took me to a cafe, which I hated because they didn't have a peppermint mocha. I had that before at a rest stop in Las Vegas. Ken Jeong also had to stop at an animal shelter to get me a puppy to play with. He told me that I was probably about to meet the cutest puppy ever and asked if I wanted a girl or boy. My hair was still up, so I said "Got enough of a boy!" He punched me in the arm because I broke the world record for most crushes in a single day. Did you know that I recently became the first girl ever to do that? I'm sort of an international phenomenon now. I guess the puppy got adopted after he put up a fight. <_< Ken Jeong called my parents and told them he had a good thing going. He then took me to this place called Rocket Fizz. There was a guy there that I liked, but I didn't know if it was reciprocated. I sort of hoped he would be gay. I am pretty sure it is because when I hugged him, he blushed, and that is a sign of being gay. Ken Jeong also beat me in corn hole, and said I was like him in every way. We took a spin in the Lithuanian canoe and started pooping quickly and didn't do a very good job.
Luckily, it was during a race and not a leisurely paddle. Ken Jeong thought I was crying over the loss of the Lithuanian canoe, but that would have been weird. He also had me watch his shopping list. He asked me for input on who to vote for in the upcoming election. He also put up a haunted house for Sasuke and he hugged my neck when he left. <_< I can't believe he hugged my neck. <_< The dog looks different from the picture, but it is the same puppy. I would still hug him. He is super cute. Ken Jeong thinks Sasuke is an asshole. <_< I met the kid and we took a picture together. He said he was just goofing off and that I was supposed to hate him. <_< I don't hate him. I sort of love him... in a way. I will definitely be writing on his behalf if I see him at the mall. I think I have had enough excitement for a day. I just wish I wasn't so tall and had smaller hands. Then I could have a smaller puppy... or at least a pet store puppy. Ken Jeong started to cry voluptuously.
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Hey btw "Baldhouse Park" shud be "Baldhorse Park"
Hearing the crusty commotion going on in the park, Mint peeks her head out from behind a tree. She inaudibly squeals in excitement, since gunshots and murder really moisten her peppermint patty. Mint whips out her handy-dandy vibrator and turns it on full blast. She moans louder than a Lithuanian koala on a Sunday. But as she's about to climax, Mint remembers she's actually a pacifist and suddenly gets triggered. She angrily releases her special Samoa-cookie-scented diarrhea across a large area of the park, the chocolatey goodness reaching the ice cream truck.
Name: Miranda
Nickname(s): Mint
Age: 21
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Straight
Height/Weight: 5'4", 110 lbs
Gang Affiliation(If none, just put N/A): N/A
5 Personality Traits: Studious, wholesome, flirtatious, pacifist
Items Equipped at All Times(Up to 5): Backpack with textbooks, girlscout cookies, vibrator, minty gum
You have 25 points to spend on these strengths:
Strength: 2
Speed: 5
Experience with Weapons: 0
Mental Intelligence: 8
Endurance: 4
Blob is rolling nearby with his round, amorphous body and notices Gus's altercation. Being in a rival gang, Blob reacts with juicy hostility. He thinks for a moment, as he is only capable of thought for 1 second at a time, and decides to see what the biz is.
Approaching Gus, Blob angrily blabs out "Gaayag tultroia qeqe wichto dwop!" while waving his jar of mayonnaise around.
He slowly approaches the ice cream truck, pours some mayo on the tires, and starts taking enormous bites out of the rubber.
Approaching Gus, Blob angrily blabs out "Gaayag tultroia qeqe wichto dwop!" while waving his jar of mayonnaise around.
He slowly approaches the ice cream truck, pours some mayo on the tires, and starts taking enormous bites out of the rubber.
Name: Tae Bo (Pronounced "Tie Bo")
Nickname(s): N/A
Age: 29
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Asexual
Height/Weight: 6'2", 190 lbs
Gang Affiliation(If none, just put N/A): N/A
5 Personality Traits: Vigilant, meditative, tough, martial artist
Items Equipped at All Times(Up to 5): yoga mat, fists
You have 25 points to spend on these strengths:
Strength: 6
Speed: 6
Experience with Weapons: 0
Mental Intelligence: 7
Endurance: 6
Name: Bob Blobson
Nickname(s): Blob
Age: 41
Gender: Male
Sexuality: Food
Height/Weight: 5'9, 550 lbs
Gang Affiliation(If none, just put N/A): Yeqe Wi Yucubo
5 Personality Traits: Hungry, gullible, hardworking, aggressive, gluttonous
Items Equipped at All Times(Up to 5): Hamburger, slice of pizza, Spoon, jar of lard, jar of mayonnaise
You have 25 points to spend on these strengths:
Strength: 1
Speed: 1
Experience with Weapons: 1
Mental Intelligence: 1
Endurance: 10
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