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All's fair in love and war (OC 1x1)

"Threes options. Option A: Jack gets a pet bed for Sir. Pocketknife. Option B: Jackknife lives on the couch. Option C: Jack sleeps in my bed with me and Jackknife gets the room." she paused. "I'd prefer Option C."

All's fair in love and war (OC 1x1)

Evelyn turned around and dusted non-existent dust off her shoulder. "I was pretty bad ass in high school!.."

All's fair in love and war (OC 1x1)

"High School... High School... OH-" her face put Spain's tomatoes to shame.

All's fair in love and war (OC 1x1)

Evelyn raised an eyebrow. "Who the hell are you?"

All's fair in love and war (OC 1x1)

10 Minutes Later

Knock
Knock!
Knock!!
"Coming.." A pissed off Evelyn walked to the front door and opened it revealing a tall, hunky man with ginger hair. "Hello, Eve!" he looked her over from head to toe, and then glared at her. "Where's your outfit?"
"I haven't received it, yet.. Sir."
"Hm, well then." he handed her a box. "Wear this in the morning, Nathan will fix your hair. For now..." his arms snaked around her waist, and he grabbed her buttocks with his hand. "Who's Jack?"

All's fair in love and war (OC 1x1)

Nathan hung up the phone. "Now, bitch, go inside and sleep on the couch."
Evelyn glared at her 'brother' and stormed inside.

All's fair in love and war (OC 1x1)

"Now, now, my sweet~ I do hope by the time I'm there you'll be in your uniform." 'Max' said.
"Or else what." she growled.
"Or else I'll turn you in."

All's fair in love and war (OC 1x1)

"Now that he's gone," Nathan said, in a somewhat seductive tone. "Why don't I call Max over?"
Evelyn glared at Nathan. "Fuck no."
"I think you mean 'Fuck me'." A new voice piped up. Nathan held up his cellphone.
"Say hi to Max!"
"Bitch, you're lucky Alex or Jackknife aren't here."
"oh, yeah! That little prick!"

All's fair in love and war (OC 1x1)

"Evelyn, for the rest of the week, I'll take Dungeon duty..." Alex whispered to the blond snuggled under a blanket.
"Fine by me," a muffled voice responded.

All's fair in love and war (OC 1x1)

Evelyn nodded and snuggled under her covers.