LowKey123 said
"THE PROBLEM WITH YOU, MY FRIEND, IS THAT YOU HAVE THE BRAIN OF A GIBBON!"
This one made me laugh.
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Not my own work, but from an online friend of mine I've RPed with, his character having just met mine:
Then he made better sense of it.
'... Oh. Greeting ritual. ... I wonder if I'll be getting that a lot.' "Thank you," he said, with a nod, ears and tail calming down. Then the strange creature whispered something to him. Devon did, in fact, not know about Deen's pants, having been a little preoccupied by almost everything else to notice the Nism went about unclothed. Before he could stop them, his eyes darted down. And then immediately darted just about anywhere else. He gave an embarrassed chuckle, then whispered back,
"I could use a new pair of a couple things," he gave an absent look to both sets of hooves,
"but the pants are alright." In spite of himself, he smiled a little; whatever was making the Nism grin so much appeared to be contagious.
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Another "Deen" quote:
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"You know, being male myself, I'd find the phrase twigs and berries to be quite demeaning."Deen glanced at the angel and rolled his eyes, then mumbled...
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"More like log and boulders........."In the same RP, we have this quote:
"I'd say that's a fair assessment...on both-WOAH THERE!" Norad stopped whatever he was saying and turned his back.
"Wohkay...clothes? Anyone got some extra for our fiery friend here?"And this:
"Right, yes. Pleasure to meet you," he noted flatly. Trying to keep his cool?
"So, I guess it's my turn for introductions, then? United Earth Space Combat Ship Norad III, at your service." Nemo choked. She waved her arms, about ready to spit out a question at the strange transparent being when 'Zed' voiced his confusion.
"Shouldn't 'our fiery friend' be having this? I do not need it. I'm not cold." Angelic offered the object off to Norad, who refused.
"Would you pass it to him? Or her?" Norad simply sighed.
"I was referring to you, Zed. And I would recommend putting that on, if only for decency. From what I can tell, most bipedal folk here see modesty among their fellows a virtue." Ashowan nodded with a laugh.
"Before the entire Deep Forest turns into a nudist colony." In case Zed didn't make sense of what was being implied, she tried to elaborate as best and ... yeah ... as possible.
"I mean to say ... Well, you're not wearing any clothes, mate. Nakie. Not everybody wants a bird-eye's view of the twigs and berries (thank you, Austin Powers). 'Specially kids. They'd be traumatized for life." So, yeah, you can see the set-up... heh.