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2 yrs ago
Current I am going to smuggle wholesomeness into your RPs and there's not a damned thing any of you can do to stop me.
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2 yrs ago
"Bud, you're like a pizza cutter; All edge and no point!"
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2 yrs ago
Habanero ain't the spiciest pepper but it's pretty tasty on things, ya gotta admit.
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2 yrs ago
And in addition to boneless wings being overrated; Anybody who looks at sauced and tossed wings, lovingly spiced and perfectly crispy and says; 'I'mma dunk that in blue cheese' has missed the point.
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2 yrs ago
Boneless wings are overrated.

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@liferusher

Oh hey, I'm not at work for once when you're doing this.
Well, good news is my internet's back.

Bad news, holy shit I missed a lotta posts these past few days, Jesus Fucking Christ.
So uhh... apparently my credit card expired without me realizing it and my service provider neglected to tell me I owed them dineros. So I'mma be afk a few days while I sort that shit out. <_<
Just think rationally for a moment. Why the fuck would dragons kidnap princesses? I mean, they may have the title but rare are those who also have the looks/smarts/power and health.


@Sir Lurksalot She IS the princess..


DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUN...
@FamishedPants Zin, despite the fact she can't read, write, or do basic math. She's been taught by dragons how to use fire and use it from within, she learned this as a child among dragons and still believes she's one today.


...Does that mean she kidnaps princesses too?

I mean, every dragon worth it's scales has at least tried that shit at some point.
@ZekariVoblis

This has the makings of a buddy-cop movie, I swear...
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And Ease just sitting there with a 5 o clock shadow filled with alcohol and blond hair with more knots than a boat.


ANTI-BISHOUNEN UNITED.

>All these characters with their beautiful faces and soft, magnificent locks of hair.
>Duncan just sittin' there with his bald-ass head, scars and muscles growing more and more irate by the second.

This image pleases me.
@Spriggs27
Well, upside is my night suddenly got less boring.

Downside, it's because there's a broken rail and I now hate my life.
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