Just think rationally for a moment. Why the fuck would dragons kidnap princesses? I mean, they may have the title but rare are those who also have the looks/smarts/power and health.
@FamishedPants Zin, despite the fact she can't read, write, or do basic math. She's been taught by dragons how to use fire and use it from within, she learned this as a child among dragons and still believes she's one today.
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And Ease just sitting there with a 5 o clock shadow filled with alcohol and blond hair with more knots than a boat.