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I may have let myself go a little... :-D
"Zree, tchu..." Fixer not even bothered himself in pressing a button dramatically. His Verbobrain made a quick nano-seconds lasting thought, and the screen turned yellow. He needed the main arms to stay braced to the seat. The cannons roared, the shields activated and the engines shouted as hell-envoys. Luckyly, the easier way to board a Koenysar was throug one side of the front section, so even if the umbilical had any magnets, they had probably been de-activated by the first Ion volley.

As a mighty bird, the ship showed its claws and fought to escape quickly: the remaining cargo and probably all the passengers -but for Jacque and Krus, maybe, because they had been warned- got severely shaked by the surprise maneouver. Fixer hadn't even considered what a broken neck was.

As the "Milano" runned away for its money, the droid felt a residual sensation of completion, as one of his former main directives -hurt the guys in white- was fulfilled. An stupid idea broke into his sensible brain. Where had him stored that audio record...? ah! yes!

Just a second later, the radio-bands of everyone near the ship but the one used by the crew were filled. Filled with music, emitted from the cockpit radio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGHW9sFtK4o

OOC: -edited- Has anyone clicked on the music? And if so, why nobody has told me it was an spanish documentary about Sri Lanka?! changed now with the correct theme
G-guys?
It's Krus, not Kruss


Probably just a matter of pronunciation. Neimoidian is quite complicated. For starters, I'm pretty sure it sounds different depending if you're listening to english or spanish dub :-D
The blaster fire erupted somewhere in the cargo hold. The two inspectors that were with fixer just stared at one another and, un-holstering their guns, runned for the sounds ignoring the seemingly broken droid. He made no effort to stop them yet, but followed them from a safe distance. When they jumped into the cargo bay, the droid entered one of the main maintenance consoles and sealed the door of the small room (13) His third arm and some of his improved sensors pointed at the door with his own gun, meanwhile his main hands and computer comm-device started working on the console itself. The computer was far more aware of what had happened, and it were not pleasurable news for the mechanical being: two crewmembers arrested and a firefight nearby, probably due to yet another arrest attemp. If the imps caught them, he would be treated as confiscated cargo, scrapped or, in the best scenario, mind-whiped and auctioned.

That would NOT do. But it could happen if imperial reinforcements manage to board the ship.

Musuka was no more. Fixer transferred control to his own console. The station was probably powering up an Ion cannon or perhaps even a tractor beam. Fortunately for them, the Koenysar cruisers had de-facto cruiser ion-weapons mounted on their sides. He readied his plan: fire inside the hangar to de-activate any defence or tractor beam trying to stop them from the inside, firing even a valuable concussion charge if neccesary. Then get rid of the umbilical docking and get the ship the hell outta here with aux-energy to the shields and contention fire against the station's weapons. Having the Macro took him just one or two minutes. For one moment he considered telling Jacque or Kruss... he had an internal comm-link. Would probably do not harm:

"Kaptain, Kruss: Fixer here. Gonna make this sweetie get out clone-wars-style and blow off anyone's head that happens to interfere: I'll accept your ammends to the plan for zze next five zeconds: fife, four, zree..."

(OOC: I understand that the result of "such" a plan must be considered by the GM himself, right?. Please, tell me if I'm overreacting)
The old ST corps was renownoed for being un-bribable. Fortunately I don't think boundaries agents are part of it.

For what we know about the FO ST corps, howewer... I don't really know what to think. We know they had mental re-conditioning. But judging by the movie, it is pretty shitty. :-L
"Sir, no sir" the droid replied "the compartment is filled juzzt with standardd Machinery, Sir" Fixer was trying to be polite and invisible. Howewer, as he had anticipated, the FO crew hadn't seen a B1 not even in propaganda commercials. So they looked at him like some sort of bug. Green and methallic. The droid opened the compartment and allowed the imperial to find out themselves that what he just said was true: there were nothing illegal in that space. It had harboured no un-authorized product for about two whole days, in fact. A small record.

The officials then ordered him to show them the foodstock store-box. "Roger-Roger" He answered and, opressing an old and inner urge to bring his gun and shot the two soldiers down for good, he obligued. "We have cocoa replacements and that new blue milk that is in fashion now... but i've checked it twice and I'm pretty sure it's all legal in all but one or two independent systems" he said as a form of servilness. "And please, avoid the right side of ze corridor: wires fall from time to time, and are high voltage. I keep trying to fix it but it somehow resists. I Need fresh parts from koenysar, at least a new hatchet's door... till we can buy a new one, everything I do to solve it is only temporal"

Of course, Fixer's intent was to introduce into the human's brains the idea that illegal goods smugglers would certainly have the money to make such a small raparation.

Of course, they could be too dumb to even notice.
Me too. Its just I had little ideas and my nephews were here last weekend
"I didn't knew we were hiding anything, agent" :-P
Fixer nodded, somehow bored of being angry. If that was going to be the way things happened to be, then it was useless to have emotions about it. In fact, he would better appear to be as emotionless as the jukebox. His third arm brought him a small mirror from the backpack, and a screwdriver. Staring a the mirror, he started using the tool with his vocabulator:

"¡La, di,daaaa! La, di, daaa! Yezzz Mazzzter. Yezzzs Mazzster... Of kuuuuurze, Master. Vatever...Vatever... Whatevvver You Whiz... Master... Yes Master, Of course. Whatever your wish shall be accomplished by your humble ssservant. Ssservant. The droid does drrastic d-things not to get scrapped."

According to his experience, he could make the vocabulator sound almost normal for... twenty minutes. Then it will start to fail, again.
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