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    1. Slendy 10 yrs ago

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8 yrs ago
Current Currently battling Sophomore year and lack of anime time!
8 yrs ago
I guess I'm back.....
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9 yrs ago
*Explodes into confetti* O(≧∇≦)O Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2!!!!!!
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9 yrs ago
Some people say J stars Victory Vs. Is a spam game XD well if you fight a spammer and loose become yourself or maybe, just maybe become better at the game so you can wreck the spammer :o *gasp*
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9 yrs ago
D: Sims 4!!!!!!

Bio

HAPPY 2000 TO ME!!!!!!!! O(≧∇≦)O

Gender: Male

Update: I've been gone for a bit and have attempted to come back. I've got college related stuff to deal with now and it's crazy for me but I'll try to be as active as my schedule will allow me to be.

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@NachoBachoPacho

XD I'm a fire type I guess poison don't work on me. Anyways! Geez!!! I missed a lot because of school :c Darn!
@NachoBachoPacho

Matt finished his sandles and looked at the man straight facing for a bit before blurting out with laughter. Was this bear man really frightened by Matt. "Look I don't mean any harm dude." Matt told the man in a calming voice sliding on his sandles and opening the door to IHOP. "I just wanted to have a causal conversation with you if that's not to weird."
@NachoBachoPacho

Yeah! My bad just got out of school! I'll get a post up.
@NachoBachoPacho

Matt reached IHOP and paraded into the restaurant only to be soon kicked out for going against the 'no shoes, no shirt, no service policy.' He mubled swears under his breath as he begin to paint onto his right arm. Matt couldn't help but look up when he noticed a quite jolly fellow with the scent of a bear. Was he a hobo? Who knows Matt can't judge anyone since he doesn't have a shirt or shoes and is attempting to get into a public place in that fashion. While Matt continued to draw his makeshift shirt he attempted to grab the attention of the guy in hopes to spark a conversation. "Uh... Hey bear dude!" He waved him over to reassure the man bear that he was talking to him. The usual person wouldn't start small talk with a random person on the street but heck! Matt isn't usual and so is the man bear so everything was fine. It wasn't long until Matt finished drawing his short sleeve black T-shirt that had the words 'Chick Magnet' and showed a baby chick and an actual magnet on it. He snapped his fingers and 'poof'. The shirt was now an actual wool shirt that Matt slipped into. As he awaited for the bear man to come into speaking range Matt begin to draw some sandles.
Matt whistled as he walked down the street in a jolly manner. His hair blowing in a nice breeze that made his appearance more model like. And that's when it happened. His eyes came across the store of all stores, no the prophecy of stores that made even Walmart look like a stopping spree for the homeless. It was.... Matt stare grew intense as he said the words. "Victoria's Secret." As he stopped in front of the store he exhaled heavily. Matt took a step forward. This was his moment he always wanted to parade around a women's store half naked. "My time is now!" He shouted like one of those Call of Duty people in a serious mission. Without hesitation our half naked hero ran through the store shouting 'Touch my Tralala!"

There were other words said because there was a large number of women in their undergarments. As you'd expect it didn't take long for a women to scream and many others to shout pervert. He wasn't a stranger to this type of mating call and knew mating time was over for the large breasted species. Matt ran for the exit as stuff was hurdled at him followed by 'PERVERT!' And trust me when I say stuff I don't mean clothes. These ladies were pissed and thrown whatever they could get a hold of. I'm talking chairs, shirt racks, a shake, panties; that only made him stronger, and I think someone through a baby.... Matt seen something but couldn't focus on it due to a cash register almost replacing his head.

"Shit! Man girls get crazy strong when you piss em off!" Matt shouted laughing a bit as he dove out the entrance and broke off into a run. None of the women followed him onto the streets since their attire wasn't street appropriate. After awhile of jogging to be sure he wasn't gonna get hit by a stray car that could of been surprisingly thrown at him by one of the mad women he came to a stop. Breathing super heavy with a smile of success on his face Matt began to move again this time not to get drunk but some pancakes. He loved them and since his day was revived by the site seeing at Victoria's he believes he has earned himself some IHOP.
Matt adjusted his scope that he drew from his hand and animated for its current use. He continued to do so and look through the scope to get a better view of the magnificent site that was on the other side of the scope. To get a better idea of what's going on he laid down on the roof he was on and begin to draw what took place within the apartment building that was across the street. The half naked man grinned at the site and continued to shift from the scope to his piece of paper that he was drawing on. On the streets below a woman and her child walked passed the building our half naked friend was on. The child so happened to catch a glispe of Matt's scope and looked up seeing the pervert in action.

The boy tugged on his mother shirt and pointed in the direction of the scope. "Mommy! Does Santa usually lay half naked on top of roofs with a telescope!?" He asked sort of shouting. "Shit!" Matt heard the kid quickly barrel rolled off the edge of the roof to were he couldn't be seen. The mother looked up and just shook her head in disapproval and continued to walk with her child. Matt crawled as if he was on a battle field to the edge of the roof. He had to get the rest of his drawing finished. Sadly once he readjusted his scope the woman that was in the apartment was no longer in just a towel and was now fully dressed. "Damn it!" Matt cursed as he pouted like a child that didn't get candy when everyone else did. He reconstructed his scope and laid on the roof for a bit before leaving it.

He walked the streets scratching his beard thinking of his plans for the day. Where could a half naked man spend his time but at the beach or a strip club. Neither of which he decided to go with. Unable to decide he just walked in the direction of the nearest store to buy some booze. If his art peeping show was gonna be screwed by a nosey kid he can still hallucinate that a chick would still want him. A wide grin still present on his face as he continued on his path.
Name:
Matt

Nickname(optional):
Pervy Wizard

Age:
20

Gender:
Male

Powers/skills:
•Melanokinetic Combat
The user is able to use ink manipulation with their physical combat, including creation of ink constructs and animate ink.

•Superhuman strength.

Species:
Warlock

Crush:
N/A

Relationship:
N/A

Appearance(s):

Personality:
Friendly, flirty, straight forward, a serious pervert, and a gentlemen.

Bio/history(optional):
Women don't care since they find the pervert to be little to not interesting at all, even though he is. Unless you're a beautiful chick that's after his heart you'll never know! *evil laugh*

Likes:
Women, women in beach outfits, drawing, exercising, swimming, being shirtless.

Dislikes:
Cold, mean guys, using his art to kill(that doesn't mean he wouldn't hesitate to), women being mistreated, shirts.

Other:
Matt's really a good guy he just gets distracted easily. :D Not gonna say what gets him distracted though, gotta keep it pg16 after all!
@Hjalti
Sorry, posted it!
Human Form

True Form
Image captured before the fall of "La prisión de Gran"( The Grand Prison) in New Mexico.
"This is just the beginning!!"

Name:
Cauliflower( is code named Collins)

Alias:
Demon of the West, Angle of Death, The Forbidden Demon, Cauliflower

Age:
1,000+ years

Gender:
Described as Male

Species:
Demon

Personality:
Cauliflower is no where near what others may call sane. He breathes, lives and thrives off insanity. Finding pleasure in dark humor and the pain of others. He's sadistic, psychotic, chaotic and destructive. Though he's fair at some points. Instead of brutally murdering whoever gives him a foul look he let's them get chances before ripping their torso from their lower half. He's greedy and will do whatever he can to get his way. That means even teaming with others to achieve a common goal and maybe backstab them when they least expect it. Cauliflower is often careless due to his living situation and doesn't scare easily, but on the other hand easy to anger and will not spare the poor soul who choose to anger him.

History:
At first Cauliflower walked the world around a millennia ago possessing the weak and destroying the strong. Around that time there was a wizard who traveled the land and set out to purify that current world of evil. The wizard fought and sealed away countless demons and creatures of the night. Cauliflower was one of these demons. During his long travels the wizard also wrote a book that would warn the world and his followers of what not and what to do if certain demons were to escape. The book also included demons, the strongest ones he's faced and the weakest. Cauliflower was unidentified for the book ended when the wizard cross paths with him. The fight between them was tough and the wizard rained victorious. All it cost was his life and the lives of a small city.

So the book mentions Cauliflower bit doesn't describe is threat level which was a huge problem hundreds of years later. A cult that worshiped the wizard was facing financial problems and turned to mischief to survive. To help in their mischievous acts they planned to request the help of a demon. They were desperate and needed the muscle. So they looked through the wizards book for the weakest demon possible and aimed to summon the choose candidate. That's when it all went down hill.

Cauliflower was chosen, believed to be the weakest since he had little to no description about him. Once summoned there was instantaneously death and destruction. Only a few of the cult that took part of the ritual survived, but to only be killed with the second wave of attacks that came from Cauliflower. After the complete genocide of the wizards cult he decided to lay low. Another hundred years pass and Cauliflower was arrested in New Mexico for murder. It was self defense but the five people who attacked him, bodies couldn't even be identified. He was charged with possible man slaughter and titled insane. His sentenced in title awarded him a new home in a new Mega prison named La prisión de Gran. The prison was huge almost double the area of Alcatraz, but it was build for humans. It didn't take long for Cauliflower to escape and lay waste to whatever obstacle that stood in his way. Before he knew it he was outside and the prison was decorated with flames and soon imploded. The number of causalities were unable to be precise due to how the implosion mangled and most likely disintegrated countless of prison inmates and guards. This stunt landed Cauliflower into another prison this time build for "people like him".

WGUF-What Got You Famous:
Mass Murder with a hint of Destruction of property.

Equipment:
Gas Mask

Powers/Abilities/Skills/Talents:
•Demonic Magic: usually dark or negative types of magic. Beams or rays of darkness.
•Super Strength
•Super Speed
•Flight
•Ability to breathe within space, water and other toxic airs
•Regeneration

Weakness:
•Blessed Weapons
•Bible
•Cross
•Ice Magic, Light Magic
•He can be sealed away

Secret Hideout:
None

Relationships:
None at the moment
Cauliflower laid on the floor of his cold metalic like cell starring at its ceiling as if it was an endless space that went on for eons and stopped once his heart begin to beat louder from how endless and vast the space was upon his site. "Collins." He whispered as his eyes seemed to be locked on the ceiling. His facial expression more grim as if the lifeless housing that was as metallic as the floor disrespected him. "Does thy believe thee can mock such a creature of my caliber!" He shouted slamming his fist against the metallic flooring a brief noise echoing amongst his room. Of course his anger wasn't directed to the ceiling, but to the lifeless trash cans that walked the halls of the prison.

His anger was for those so called heroes, no! Mankind it's self. Cauliflower gritted his teeth as his current situation taunted him more and more each day. Served slop by a garbage bin, forced to live in the conditions of a criminal for just actions. "Does the predator not act in it's own manner when it prays on it's pray!? Does the naked ape not be judge for the murder of a lesser, no weaker species! Why must thine actions be faced with consequences when I acted as a predator to it's pray!?" He shouted towards the sky still on his back. Even though his cell negates the use of his magical abilities he still has the basic senses at his use. The sound of lifeless and heavy footsteps whispered in Cauliflower's ears.

He leaned up slowly as the footsteps became less distant and the clinking sound that was released from each step more louder than the last. "Tis quite a view to see the lesser serve the royal!" He shouted in laughter as the robot dropped his food tray within his cell and walked away unfazed by Cauliflower's psychotic-ness due to the lack of emotion. Cauliflower looked at his empty tray that only held an envelop. "Do thou believe thy is a jokester! Tell me thy joke so I can share in the giggle!" He grabbed onto the bars of his cell violently. Then there was a faint sound coming from within the envelope. Cauliflower opened the envelope and listened in on the voice that introduced itself from the small machine.

"Tsk!" He briefly stated sliding the PDA away from him and near his bed. "A day to come where I and an angle as one will be the day of thine death!" He proudly shouted which is probably a basic way of how he speaks. Though he was proud to defy the words of the so called angle he wasn't prepared for the death threat at the end of the transmission and that quickly destroyed any signs of being to great to work with an angle.

Without hesitation he rushed towards the PDA and repeatedly jabbed his thump on the button that agreed Mr. Sinister's offer. "Accept thee Damn it!" He shouted as it worked and part two of the transmission started. He exhaled heavily as he calmed down and listened carefully to the mans words.

"Grand thine ass!" He pouted as he prepared himself for the escape. Once he heard the plans he was already staring at the elevator to make sure to get a good look at his target. Before he knew it his cell door opened and he was free. He stepped out inhaling heavily as he stretched and examined his environment. "I'm not the only mayhem raiser to be realsed from their imprisonment." Cauliflower decided to let the others take care of the robots and get to this boss level by himself. After all this angle guy wasn't really gonna believe a bunch of 'selfish' villains would work together if they were simply told so. Cauliflower attempted to break off into a sprint but was tackled instantly by a robot.

Its heavy metallic body crushing Cauliflower for a second before it stood and held him in a head lock. "Thine powers aren't fully expired and will return soon, but that doesn't leave me weak for prepared for these altercations!" With a forceful forward flip the robot was flung in the air and onto it's back, the sudden force causing it to release it's grip on Cauliflower. He elbowed the robot greatly damaging its torso. A smirked gather on his face as he dodged the unfazed robot attempt to counter attack. It was now paralyzed from the waist down and unable to move as fast as before but was still somehow mobile. Its rushed Cauliflower but was caught by him as he held it within a tight head lock quickly snapping its neck. Sounds of failing electronic systems and fuses giving up or pumping electricity could be heard as the robot went limb. Cauliflower began to run but was stopped short by to more robot guards. It seems the so called guardian angles trails weren't gonna be as easy as Cauliflower thought.
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