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8 yrs ago
Dammit, smell! Why do you always lie about the taste of things!? Bread is never as good as you say it is! And vanilla extract tastes like petrified ass! PETRIFIED ASS!
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8 yrs ago
Using a phone on RPG. PROS: You can zoom in! CONS: fucking everything else!
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9 yrs ago
Glorious Math Teacher: "You know protractors, right? The rules we have for protractors are simple: Freshmen use these, don't put them in your mouth."
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9 yrs ago
Punching out Nazis and wrestling a yeti, sitting at home with some festive Spaghetti, rigging my boots up with high-power springs... These are a few of my favorite things!
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9 yrs ago
Still trying to figure out whether the Crusades qualify as actual wars, or a steaming hot mess of clusterfarkery best accompanied by the Benny Hill theme...
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I'm here, and I'm stuck in the middle with you.

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This seems super cool, not sure why it didn't kick off.


Not enough people were interested simultaneously, and when they were, no apps were made. After a while I just stopped bumping the interest because I thought I sounded annoying.

And then I just sort of kept it in my sig on the off chance I ever decided to rev up the recruiting effort again.
Ah, right, forgot to say I was fo sho interested.

Dibs on Camazots.
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Well, someone from oh, I don't know, The Avengers like Thor are okay in terms of power levels, but no one's going to be Superman's level.


If you've spent a lot of time reading Thor's stories when he was in the Avengers... Well... Let's just say he gets pretty far up there with Supes. Cinematic Thor is definitely more balanced.

Are Meso-American Gods arright?

I'm interested! Working on a guy as of right now.
There is certainly a big difference between a game I'd enjoy playing and a game I'd enjoy GM'ing. Coming from a much smaller group than this, I never realized how tough it really was to find an rp you were into or people for your rps. I get ideas for characters often, and they usually just end up as npcs that I don't enjoy as much as I would simply because I hate myself as a GM. If I was allowed to roleplay under the GMerism of a similar, alternate universe version of myself, I'd be that one dude who sits at the corner of the table and goes, "Ugh... This farking guy... You people put up with this?". And then I'd be cranky and ech. DMPCs just don't boil my bacon. To me, I am probably the most boring person I'll ever meet, because I always know exactly what I'm going to try and do next, even if it's me pretending to be someone else. It's infuriating that other people can have fun with their imaginary friends and I can't!

Predictable though I am, I have made settings before that I'm very easily excited about and could probably GM for years, but people who haven't had the idea devouring their greymatter for long periods of time usually aren't nearly as excited about them, and interest can be hard to come by on any site. I guess this is kind of where fandom rps have the advantage: Everyone in it has been exposed to the marvelous idea and everyone is excited about playing it... But alas! If a fandom had the ideas I was interested in playing with, I wouldn't be toiling away at this keyboard trying to create something new for my abysmal self to explain to other people.

TL;DR: Going to an interest check feels kind of like going to a soup kitchen and worrying about whether or not you'll be able to find chicken. Putting up an interest check can feel kind of like putting up a cardboard sign and sitting at the edge of an alleyway giving everyone hopeful looks.
Dread
The droid seemed agreeable enough, and he has answered the Rodian's question, so Yski decided that he would answer the droid's question.

"Hunters sent to protect tradeships from pirates. Bad situation: Hunters all disappear, so do ships. Man with the scars send us to fight pirates. Man hires big teams so the pirates cannot disappear them all." Yski says, "We are that teams."

Something about his statement felt somewhat off, but his Basic was very limited. Hopefully he could communicate the gist of it... Hopefully he could buy a translator when this job was done.
Yski was sitting rather comfortably now and biding his time before he had to leave, thereby having to walk through that unbearably loud music, in order to reach the ship and the deposit box with his Kyrf in it. Of course, there was no use in sitting around quietly and awkwardly for no reason other than procrastination, but then a droid, (The moving smudge had to have been a droid, by the sound of its voice...) came up to the table, and he felt that he would rather listen to what it had to say than listen to the blaring music.

He wanted to know if they were the people that were hired to go a-pirate-fighting, of course. Before Yski could translate what he was about to say in his head, the Rodian spoke up. He figured he'd better not talk until the droid answered... After all, it's not exactly a good idea to slight something that can hold a blaster and see farther than you, intentionally or otherwise.
There's no clear winner with regard to who has the better gear.


I don't think there's ever really a 'winner'. There are so many billions of variables that swords and martial arts tend to balance each other out. Training helps, but when it comes down to it, 1v1 fights are a mere roll of the dice between two sets of odds. Sometimes people have drastically better odds, but two people who are really good at what they're doing, even when they're using drastically different things, is like comparing apples to oranges. Yes, some are better at their martial art than others, and that's slightly more measurable, but comparing two martial arts that have endured the test of time in order to definitively tell which one is better is kind of, well, not super plausible. There is never any guarantee that someone or something will kick ass, it's a matter of luck, fitness, (which is so impossible to measure on its own that I don't even know how D.W. can even claim to try without making asses of themselves,) skills, and so on and so forth, all the way down to the weather. All anyone can really say is that practice helps.
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