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8 yrs ago
Dammit, smell! Why do you always lie about the taste of things!? Bread is never as good as you say it is! And vanilla extract tastes like petrified ass! PETRIFIED ASS!
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8 yrs ago
Using a phone on RPG. PROS: You can zoom in! CONS: fucking everything else!
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9 yrs ago
Glorious Math Teacher: "You know protractors, right? The rules we have for protractors are simple: Freshmen use these, don't put them in your mouth."
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9 yrs ago
Punching out Nazis and wrestling a yeti, sitting at home with some festive Spaghetti, rigging my boots up with high-power springs... These are a few of my favorite things!
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9 yrs ago
Still trying to figure out whether the Crusades qualify as actual wars, or a steaming hot mess of clusterfarkery best accompanied by the Benny Hill theme...
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I'm here, and I'm stuck in the middle with you.

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@Daxam Still interested? One more character will start the game.
Bump?
All fingers crossed.
But I guess that his ability to change himself can probably make him the single biggest charcater for a brief amounts of time.


Used correctly, the spy/thief/assassin is incredibly important most of the time. I mean, think of all the things Adventurers need to know. "Where's the thing?" "Who are we fighting?" "What does this do?" The spy can come up with this information, and since his skills are always in demand among the kingdoms, he can charge fairly high prices, depending on his client, and eventually provide a steady income to spies who, in turn, work for him. A master of knowledge that shouldn't be known and procurer of things that shouldn't be procured, whose collection never stops growing. What use is a sword when the guy you're coming after can hide anywhere and hear you coming from a town away?

Granted, it isn't as practical as the other kinds of skills in immediate pickles, but that's what sneaking is for... And the burlap sack...
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So basically...

Some angry german/french/english/whatever man got drunk off his ass, picked up his crossbow and decided to wander off into the sunset and eventually walk to China through the fucking silk road. Then once they sobered up, he decided to 720yolonoscope some random ass Chinese guy who turned out to be a sensei or whatever before wandering back up the silk road to europe. So in a (drunken) rage, the student decided to do the exact same thing and wander his ass up to Europe via the silk road to go and falco fist this random ass european who rekt his master in the anal rectum yaoi hole.

Seems legit.


Hey, the Chinese had crossbows too. It could've been a Chinese nobleman who shot their teacher because he was bad, and therefore wanted everyone involved with the guy to be killed too, so he ran off to the far west?... Y'know, more or less the exact same reason Kwai Chang Caine decided to go beat up cowboys.
Not sure what the fuck a chinese person would be doing in Europe in the middle ages though, its not exactly like we were common sight back in those days.


Their teacher got crossbowed to death by a cowardly asshole, so they elected to walk the earth spreading justice in far-off lands...
I don't know much about the Old Welsh, except that they lived in a world of hills, sheep, and rain, William Wallace may have been one of them, and they suck in Total War Medieval 2.
Topping this up again.
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