@Sombrero *mutters* Nobody understands interactive storytelling...
I write CYOAs as a hobby, so Interactive Storytelling without gameplay is the only thing I have! I don't like it when entire teams of developers do it!
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Dammit, smell! Why do you always lie about the taste of things!? Bread is never as good as you say it is! And vanilla extract tastes like petrified ass! PETRIFIED ASS!
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Using a phone on RPG. PROS: You can zoom in! CONS: fucking everything else!
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Glorious Math Teacher: "You know protractors, right? The rules we have for protractors are simple: Freshmen use these, don't put them in your mouth."
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Punching out Nazis and wrestling a yeti, sitting at home with some festive Spaghetti, rigging my boots up with high-power springs... These are a few of my favorite things!
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Still trying to figure out whether the Crusades qualify as actual wars, or a steaming hot mess of clusterfarkery best accompanied by the Benny Hill theme...
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I write CYOAs as a hobby, so Interactive Storytelling without gameplay is the only thing I have! I don't like it when entire teams of developers do it!
Since I guessed one, I'll have to add one... I'll also have to scour the earth for Mecha Movies to figure out which one it is...
Kid finds a big kitty in a stanky hole, and must puzzle his way out of Development Hell. (Game)
Kid finds a big kitty in a stanky hole, and must puzzle his way out of Development Hell. (Game)
Aha! Life is Cutscenes!
@Cupricality, Nope. Some of the characters and lore I have planned out are mutants, aliens, de-facto furries, Half-animals, were-something-lookin'-guys, the whole works.
Girl gets superpowers and saves her best friend (game)
Izzat Metroid? Because boy did I love that friendly pet metroid... At least until Samus started talking about it, but...
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B!tchfest: a healthy release for our non-roleplay annoyances.
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8 yrs ago
Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
Honestly, Spore probably does suck, and I'm giving it too much credit because it's a very charming kind of suck, but usually that's because it's a "So bad it's good" kind of feeling, which I don't get from Spore. I guess it kind of railroads you into playing a certain way early on, and it can be hard and expensive to switch between playstyles, which ticked off a lot of people... But I ended up liking it better than the Sims, which I've been told is a very decent game, and it's something I agree is a very decent game. Not least because of all the fetish fuel. Sometimes Spore taps into that as well, actually.
I knew it had to be one of them. I haven't really played Thief II, but that quote was so true to his character that there couldn't have been any other answer.
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8 yrs ago
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I honestly cant name one superb or even 'very good' EA game.
Hate to bring us back a page from the dark ages, but it's very obvious that somebody's never played Spore.
WELL FUCK YOU, I LIKED IT!
YOU HEATHENS IT'S THIEF!
Anyway,
Professional Vampire Ranchers are rustlin' their herd of thralls when they run into trouble in the middle of a spooky village. Chinese Gandalf, his ranch hands, and his brother, Emo Chinese Tony Stark, have no choice but to fight their way out with Kung Fu, soul gems, and the piss of a virgin child. Somewhere along the line, after the cowboys successfully bring their herd to a place where they can rest in peace, Gandalf's brother releases a certain dead historical figure from his stony grave (A mix between Sauron and Darth Vader, whose kung fu is too powerful even for Emo Chinese Tony Stark.) and Chinese Gandalf's eldest ranch hand falls in love with Emo Chinese Tony Stark's sister/ranch hand/student/it was never made clear to me.
Not only is it a poor description, it's the only description I can give because I have a rough idea of what they're doing and no understanding of Mandarin.
Anyway,
Professional Vampire Ranchers are rustlin' their herd of thralls when they run into trouble in the middle of a spooky village. Chinese Gandalf, his ranch hands, and his brother, Emo Chinese Tony Stark, have no choice but to fight their way out with Kung Fu, soul gems, and the piss of a virgin child. Somewhere along the line, after the cowboys successfully bring their herd to a place where they can rest in peace, Gandalf's brother releases a certain dead historical figure from his stony grave (A mix between Sauron and Darth Vader, whose kung fu is too powerful even for Emo Chinese Tony Stark.) and Chinese Gandalf's eldest ranch hand falls in love with Emo Chinese Tony Stark's sister/ranch hand/student/it was never made clear to me.
Not only is it a poor description, it's the only description I can give because I have a rough idea of what they're doing and no understanding of Mandarin.
Sorry, I'm still here. Life's just been drowning me. I come back periodically trying to finish my cs, but I'm sorry it's taking so long. It's almost done. I just need to finish up the last part of her history and her confiscated items.
Yeah, like I said, I'm the last person who should call anyone out. No need to apologize, I just came back from drowning in life. Nothin' we can control. Just need to know if I should start campaigning for more peeps again.
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