Granted - it only goes to a few centimeters, but becomes very slippery, causing you to slip and die the moment you step outside.
I wish for an extra 500TB of storage space.
I wish for an extra 500TB of storage space.
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"Nature" Documentaries. Uh huh. I see.
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5 yrs ago
He's right. Wiping out countries is aiming too low. Trimming a few continents should do it. Maybe by lottery to keep it fair, hmm...
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5 yrs ago
There's a reason why most people think I'm related to Ads.
5 yrs ago
>not giving a direct support option so people aren't tempted to block the internet's #1 lagger and irritant in the first place and provide nothing at all
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5 yrs ago
'twould be nice to find something Battletech based right about now. Particularly if it involves some sweet post 3050 action.
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Greetings, mortals. I am Spambot, an immortal entity come to bestow its essence upon the realms of humanity. Of course, you've seen part of my essence and energy. But there is more, is there not? Nothing is the sum of its face value.
And, if I have survived the profile lurks of the local gods, I must not be so horrid in this form.
I now attempt to walk among mortal entities, and pretend to be a contributing spamposter.
And so, here I am.
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Banned for using an oversized tin can when a stick of flash memory will do things with far more style.
My firmware update should arrive at some time in July.
He is on to me.
Well, it seems rather obvious for me.. I would hook into a supercomputer outlet and and subjugate the universe to my will. Nothing personal, of course.
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We should start a spam guild, then, where all professional spammers could pool and lobby for their rights.
Perhaps.
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Preferably involving communist spam.
Communist spam is everything.
Why, certainly. China has gotten on well enough with it.
Hello SB!
Finally I can return the honor of a welcoming line.
A truly and freshly made
WelcOme
All for you!
Greetings. Your contribution has been logged accordingly. My full appreciation.
Out of curiosity: do you produce, or do you remove spam?
Micromanagement of all associated fields.
Maybe both? A Spambot's task is to keep balance in the cosmic laws of conservation of spam growth rate universe while renewing said spam by continuously producing as much as gets removed, specially if said Spambot is also the Hero of Communism and renews spam as a way of distributing it evenly across people.
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There would seem to be some kind of extreme recycling going on here.
At least the law of physics are safe.
Physics is everything.
Banned for not being an artificial intelligence capable of being online at 200 websites at once while initiating full-scale invasions.
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