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Ho, my writing is so advanced that people can't even see it. Literally the Emperor’s new clothes of collaborative writing.
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See ya next time.
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K.
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@Grim excuse me? I know people in the 1x1 area that slept with 57 girls (auto-declared). They're also specialists in relationship studies.
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P.s. gotta love how my typo made the already fairly dank status even danker... Well, at least I ain't trying to be the side bar's white knight.
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I know its a lil bit late but still accepting? T_T


Yup. No players tho, just player-made npcs or new world npcs.

@Rune_Alchemist@drewccapp@BurningDaisies

Quoting myself, who exactly are we waiting for to post (again)?

Hikaru

Iwagakure | Chūnin | Explosion Addict

TIME: Present Day - Morning | LOCATION: ??? - Lightning Exam Room | INTERACTION: @Ganryu, @Kalas, @yoshua171.



Hikaru couldn't help but lose the grin that he wore under his makeshift mask as he observed the considerably more violent reaction that the weird being had to Ai's attempt of hitting the drum, his expression turning into a frown as he tried to cope with what just happened - The reasons for such a sudden change of mood? To start with, he couldn't even see what attacked his teammate due to the sudden brightness, and the simple fact that he wasn't attacked clearly demonstrated that the test wasn't exactly simple, so he couldn't simply beat another drum and expect a similarly straightforward attack for him to counter.

No need to say that the sound of crackling lightning that he heard during the attack didn't exactly make his mood any better, for the possibility of his targets being made out of lightning was quite the bad new for him, who depended on his Kekkei Genkai- conveniently weak against lightning - to attack.

"Hitting as many drums as possibles in a small time span? Leave that to me. I have quite the experience with making lots of noise after all~" He quickly said as soon as Ayame made her suggestion, his not-so-reassuring grin once more returning to his face as he started to circle around the area, stopping in front of each drum to take a certain something from inside his strange umbrella and fix it to the surface of each drum that he could reach. The identity of the mysterious something? Easy: explosive tags. A considerable amount of explosive tags - something that was hardly unexpected when you considered his identity - previously stored inside his closed umbrella due to the fact that it was the most resistant thing he carried, avoiding some accidents such as failing to control one of his own explosions and accidentally letting it come in contact with his tags, triggering a chain of explosions that could damage himself.

He returned to the inside of the barrier as soon as he finished setting up his "tools", clearly happy for being able to cause such a massive mayhem right at the start of the test, stopping just to throw an inquisive glance to his teammates. "Anything to suggest before I do something really stupid?" He asked in a jokingly tone - as soon as all the members of the group got into the barrier and gave their confirmation, he would trigger the explosions. Hopefully, the examinators would agree that it counted as a valid method to drum the drums - and even more hopefully, he didn't make any mistake while calculating the resulting explosions and accidentally used too many tags, expanding the explosions to the point where they'd cause damage to the barrier.
Cain




Cain couldn't help but chuckle at the elf's reaction, clearly taking quite the amusement out of the girl's excessively shy reaction. No need to say that he had to make even more effort to hold his laugh in the following second, as the ever-so-mischievous Tania took the opportunity to directly tease her subordinate once more - earning some physical punishment in the process.

Unfortunately, the devil didn't get to see yet another round of live Manzai performance. Before they could even start, Vander directly interrupted the small discussion to point some issues that they conveniently ignorared up till now, including his own conclusions about what Rath's reaction represented."He seemed more surprised about the fact that there are elfs that lacking trust for the race though..?" The devil briefly commented before Lena joined the talk to state her own thoughts about the situation -
demonstrating such a pure view that it almost seemed to overflow with innocent optimism - triggering Tania into voicing her own characteristically playful view of the situation - unsurprisingly making her subordinate somehow frustrated.

"Anyway, I don't see why should we care that much about their distaste for Fae or how harsh this small hike is supposed to be." Cain nonchalantly said, sleepily stretching his arms above his head as he continued his speech. "Tania can easily change her form to look like a weird elf loli anyway, so it's not like she has to be recognized as a fairy. Add that to a small ear changing illusion and we have a family of wandering elfs coming from a distant country. We can even make Vander act as our famous adventurer father that conveniently lost his badge while we travelled but still has top notch skills." He completed with a shrug, clearly not even a bit worried about the situation. After all, by what he could see this world clearly used the same level system as YYGDRASIL, what made them fairly above average if they also used the same system as the one used in YGGDRASIL's common NPCs to define the level of the inhabitants of this world, with their abilities pretty much matching that of an usual high tier adventurer or even surpassing most of them - though he still needed to meet some strong adventurer to confirm this, as the level cap in this world could be superior to 100.

"As for the money problem..." He unceremoniously opened his item box through a small gesture of his right hand, using it to fetch a single golden coin, rolling it across his knuckles. "Even if the coins of our "faraway kingdom" aren't the same, in the eyes of a merchant foreign gold is still gold." He finished with a grin, seemingly amused by his own declaration.


@Rune_Alchemist@drewccapp
@Rune_Alchemist@drewccapp@BurningDaisies

So... Who exactly are we waiting to post? Cause I was mentally prepared to answer after Daisies gave us an description of the city/village and adventure's lodge but, since Drew posted before her, I'm kinda lost rn.
Got room for one more?


Pretty sure we're still accepting.
As long as you don't start talking about bnha with Syn and Kal. Last time they started with the theories it fucking suppresed all the other conversations happening in the discord server.
Hikaru

Iwagakure | Chūnin | Explosion Addict

TIME: Present Day - Morning | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Exam Stadium | INTERACTION: @Ganryu, @Kalas, @yoshua171.


Hikaru couldn't help but nod slightly at the fairly tame introduction of the last team member. While he felt a faint familiriaty while looking to the indivifual, by how he acted and how he openly declared that his job normally involved not being seen, the redhead could easily tell that even if he tried to get more info it would be for naught anyway, so he just acknowledged his words and turned back to Ai, waiting to see her answer to the unexpected hole in her planning.

"Kyaaa, how manly. Openly declaring that you'll protect us like that, my heart can't help but go doki doki" The redhead openly exclaimed as soon as Ai explained her condition, partially lightening the mood and partially covering over their conversation to diverge any nearby overly-curious fellow from completely listening Ai's ability reveal and thoughts about the trials. "Guess I'll be in your hands then, please take care of me~" He added with an mischievous wink - the closer to his usual mischievous expression he could get while wearing the bandages as mask - before turning back to hear the Hokage's speech - after all, a more detailed talk about her abilities could wait until later.

Turns out that the time for a briefing didn't actually came, though, as they were forcefully transported to a dark room right after the Hokagr's speech ended. Hikaru's immediate reaction was, of course, try to make sense out of his surroundings, moving to try to reach any surface to understand the size of the small room that they were transported into - just to reach something considerably more soft and round in the process, though he didn't have a chance to know what exactly he touched before someone else managed to open a way out of the small room, giving him the opportunity to exchange the small, dark and excessively populated room for a ridiculously bigger and definitely brighter one.

"Now that's something" The redhead muttered as he tentatively examinated the strange room. He didn't even have the time to wonder about what exactly did his hand fondle earlier or how his teammates reacted to the sight as he tried to make sense of the escessively bright and weirdly decorated room, taking a few seconds to accommodate to the new environment before he once more turned to his comrades, stopping to listen their opinion.

"Well... I don't know shit about Buddha and his ten directions, but I guess we need to try and beat the drums to see what happens." The redhead said after Renji finished his explanation, directly walking towards the nearest drum. He immediately swung his fist as soon as he came near enough the neared drum, directly hitting the surface of the instrument with a punch - after all, the only way to confirm the actual use of the drums was directly teasting the effects of beating one, and since it was a test, they wouldn't just be some death traps anyway... Or so he expected. "I really hope this shit isn't just a way some leaf guys found to kill us in an elaborate manner."

Cain




"I... Thank you, Lena. Your good will is much appreciated." The devil said, genuinely showing a gentle smile for a moment as the elf tried, in her own way, to ease his concerng - For a second, he couldn't help but superimpose the image of his similarly caring-yet-rough older brother over the elf, unconsciously wondering about how would he feel after his disappearance. It didn't take long for him to recover his usual bearing, as he quickly changed the particularities of his facial expression to change the gentle smile into a confident grin. "I don't think you could handle my attacks though. After all, I am one of the strongest mages of YGGDRASIL."

He didn't even wait for the elf's answer before moving to meet the rest of the group, managing to catch a few parts of their conversation before Rath tried return to his previous duties... Just to be ultimately dragged by a crazy horse desperate to get away from Cain, leaving behind a fairly unsatisfied fairy queen - who not only didn't manage to get her questions answered but also didn't like the answers she got - and seemingly uncaring elf. His first reaction, on the opposite of the rational reaction of the other party member whl wasn't there to talk with the man, was actually pretty childish: He couldn't help but laugh loudly as he still listened the echoing farewells of the man, going as far as bending his body and clutching his stomach to laugh harder before he finally managed to stop himself to say something. "Pfft. G-guess I really scared the shit out of that horse." He once more started laughing, finally freed of the tension that he felt since comming to this world, even if just for a moment and motivated by something rather silly.

"A-anyway..." He said after his laughter finally stopped, wiping away a tear before he continued his speech. "I'm not against going to the adventurer lodge, but the prospect of sleeping in the floor isn't exactly what I'd call attractive." The devil said, putting some attention into his attempt of recovering his composure, quickly tyding his clothes - a purposefully more casual outfit that the robes he normally wore - before he once more turned back to the group, showing a small grin before finishing his speech. "After all, sleeping in something soft is a basic necessity for a noble being like myself. It isn't fair that the devil king gets to sleep in the floor while the fairy queen has her own personal pair of bouncy pillows." He said, purposefully portraying himself as excessively arrogant as he pointed Lena's bossom - the pillows referenced in his argument. It wasn't hard to guess that he was trying to ease the mood after his previous blunder.


@Rune_Alchemist@drewccapp
Kamui Uzumaki


Konohagakure | Chūnin | Sleepy nin

TIME: Present Day - Morning | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Exam Stadium --> Fire Challenge Room | INTERACTION: @Odin, @Project, @j8cob.



After confirming Uragiri's approval to him joining the team, Kamui simply closed his eyes, silently announcing to those around him that he simply didn't wish to bother with interacting with them for now, just barely replying to Usagi's friendly gesture with a small nod before closing his eyes definitively - apparently trying to convey that he acknowledged her presence. The Uzumaki seemed to be so absurdly distracted by his own thoughts when the last member of the group - a female named Tsukiko Umene - suddenly announced her presence in a similar and equally laconic way as himself, he still didn't even bother with opening his eyes, merely nodding once more to acknowledge the fact that a new member joined the group.

He did, though, have the common sense of once more opening his eyes as the Hokage started talking, paying at least some attention to the man's speech before he found something better to think about. Surprisingly, though, he did show some reaction in his seemingly ever nonchalant face as the hokage left, displaying some surprise in his face when the seals responsible for transporting them started glowing under his feet, not only surprised at the fairly unusual use of sealings to conduce space-time ninjutsu but also curious about the inner workings of such a method, going as far as trying to analyse the seals in the brief moment that took for them to vanish, ultimately failing to get anything useful from the situation due to the lack of time for an intricate analysis.

Due to his failure, it wasn't surprising that he couldn't help but find himself a little frustrated when they arrived their room, going as far as frowning for a bit before he once more recovered the usual indifference in his face. He proceeded to nonchalantly check his surroundings while waiting for his partners tear the seal, taking his time to familiarize himself with the face of the team's new member - that he didn't bother to check in the arena - before once mlre following Uragiri, that decisively pulled off the seal, starting the test before they had the time to plan anything.

What faced him in the test room, though, was fairly disappointing even for he normally uncaring Kamui, for it was basically a black room with some grumpy looking floating asshole that decided to openly criticize them instead of direcrlt presenting the test - an attitude that was fairly unprofessional in Kamui's hardly humble opinion, for no one ever asked for a moral lesson amidst an advancement exam to start with. "Can't you just give us the objective of the test already? Talking with a rude stranger is hardly my priority right now." The Uzumaki didn't even hide the dryness in his voice as he adressed the grumpy male, making no effort to hide the fact that he was fairly unpleased with the excessive talking - to the point where he effectively acted to stop it, something that he hardly felt the need to do.

When the guy finally stopped talking Kamui was already clearly annoyed by the wast of time, actually executing the sealings required to make a shadow clone as soon as Uragiri suggested doing so - a proactive act that hardly matched the ever-so-lazy Kamui. It wasn't, though, something that he did solely for the sake of testing Uragiri's theory, as he moved to the side of the team's unnoficial leader right after directing the clone towards the scroll, using the fact that most of the team would unconsciously observe the clone to see the result of the attempt to inconspicuously move towards the other shinobi. "I may have a way to confirm the objective of this test." He whispered to Uragiri, seemingly not only sure about the failure of their first attempt but also unwilling to present his thoughts about the test to the rest of the team. "If it is a test of courage, not only my clone will be useless but the person who touches the scroll will probably still appear to have been burned after touching the flames, most certainly until ashes to make it seem like It is the wrong solution, making it so that only the one who effectively had the attitude to touch the flames pass." He quickly externed his thoughts as his clone extended its' hands to touch the scroll, making it so the chakra construct briefly excited before reaching the piece of parchment to have time to finish explaining his thoughts to Uragiri. "As long as you manage to send someone to do it personally, I can use my sensing technique to constantly check their condition, possibly getting a hint about what is the actual effect of the silver flames. If it is truly a test of courage, I'll know and if it isn't, only a single member of the group will get damaged." He finished the brief explanation of his thoughts as soon as his clone effectively touched the scroll, taking away his attention for a second as even if doubtful he still had to check the results of such a simplistic attempt of beating the test.
Hikaru

Iwagakure | Chūnin | Explosion Addict

TIME: Present Day - Morning | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Exam Stadium | INTERACTION: @Ganryu, @Kalas, @yoshua171.



Hikaru had to use most of his willpower to avoid completely breaking his mysterious character - already pretty messed up by the fact that in despite of wearing his bandages in the usual purposefully lazy way and trying to maintain his eyes, the only visible part of his face, serious, the basket full of buns he carried in his left arm didn't exactly complement his attire - and start openly laughing as Trash Rumia openly ridiculed one of the candidates from Konoha by making him hold her freaking bottle of booze for her while she took a picture of herself with a nearby girl dressed in what Hikaru could only call as a dangerous outfit. No need to say that he felt even more compelled to laugh his ass off as the second hillbilly of the group - A girl named Kyola, unsurprisingly Rumia's cousin - joined the shitfest by trying to openly seduce the poor guy, managing to make the grin hidden under the bandage that covered Hikaru's face get even wider.

Before he could fail to restrain his urges and ultimately laugh, the salvation came in the form of the Hokage's announcement, that instantly caused most of the chūnins to quickly get desperate over the need of getting a team - something that Hikaru was fairly indifferent about, since for all he knew evdn if he didn't manage to find one, he could as well take the individual exams and blow away some random idiot to directly pass to the second stage of the exam.

In the end, though, he didn't even need to do so, as a girl from his village approached him and the other shady individual from their group - for he, much like Hikaru and his bandages, managed to stood up as quite the dangerous fellow - and not only shamelessly asked them to join right after admitting not knowing their name but directly announced which scroll she planned to take, the kind of straightforward act that Hikaru deeply appreciated in someone, for it saved him the need to guess their true intent.

"Since you asked so openly, I may as well join your team." He said in a surprisingly easygoing way, contradicting the somehow menacing appearance as he easily accepted the girls offer, using the small span of time provided by his answer to nod to the newcomer named Ayame, visibly acknowledging her presence and letting her introduce herself before continuing his own introduction. "I'm Hikaru, no fancy clan name in despite of being a Kekkei Genkai user." The man said in a half-joking way, purposefully making his introduction less serious. After all, he was somehow known due to his time in the explosion corps, and passing by the impression of being a lunatic, explosion addicted maniac wasn't exactly good for the team's moral. "As for the scroll, I'd prefer to take anything but lightning. It kinda makes it harder to explode things." He ended with a shrug, seemingly giving away a big part of his abilities without even thinking twice before.

Kamui Uzumaki

Konohagakure | Chūnin | Sleepy nin

TIME: Present Day - Morning | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Exam Stadium | INTERACTION: @Odin.



Kamui was deeply bothered by such a waste of time. He was already pretty unsatisfied by how his elders seldomly decided to push him into such a bothersome thing such as the Jonin Exams, thing that they managed to do through the use of the most well known tatic in the book: Bribery - they made a vow saying that if he managed to pass, they'd stop bothering him definitively - but even after he was forced to partake in such a bothersome thing, he received get another bothersome new to make his hardly enjoyable day even worse: The exam was supposed to be taken either in teams formed by themselves or individual competitions and passing directly to the second phase of the exam.

While this would normally be quite the fair method to organize a competition, giving the lone wolfs the option to partake by themselves and letting people familiar to eachother make their teams while taking in account both, personal affinity and efficiency, in account, it was also specially frustrating for Kamui, who wasn't specially familiar with anyone in the village - more like not even averagely familiar, since the recently transferred boy wasn't really the kind of person who actively appreciated social interaction - and definitely didn't like the perspective of doing all the hard work by himself, for that would be a major break of his personal philosophy of always taking the easier way.

In the end, he decided for the easiest method he could think off: Tagging with someone near him who still hadn't a full team simply by standing near them. With such a shabby method - hardly fitting his supposedly above average intelligence - in mind, Kamui immediately proceeded to find his target - Uragiri Sakana. "Why him instead of any other incomplete group?" Some may ask... Well, Kamui himself had some troubles in defining that. It could be because he liked his attitude - being the first one to move to claim a scroll, without even trying to measure his opponents - how he decisively announced his utter belief in fate to the girl who was probably going to be his team mate - though it most certainly wasn't supposed to be eavesdroped by someone else - or even something as plain as the fact that Uragiri was conveniently closer to Kamui than the rest of the team leaders, but that wasn't the point, for the reasons behind the fact that Kamui decided to go for him where naught but an insignificant background info.

He quickly made his way to the younger Chūnin as soon aa he finished deciding their - for he already considered himself as being in the team - scroll, directly blocking his way to announce his desire to join his team in a way that could only be called as preposterous by anyone who didn't know how stingy Kamui was with his words - although it was actually a personal record for him, since he'd normally restrain himself to at most 4 words. "Name's Kamui Uzumaki, I'm joining you."
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