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Ho, my writing is so advanced that people can't even see it. Literally the Emperor’s new clothes of collaborative writing.
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See ya next time.
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@Grim excuse me? I know people in the 1x1 area that slept with 57 girls (auto-declared). They're also specialists in relationship studies.
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P.s. gotta love how my typo made the already fairly dank status even danker... Well, at least I ain't trying to be the side bar's white knight.
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Grisia





Turns out that Grisia was terrifyingly correct when he guessed that this mission would be a disaster, with the first omen of chaos and destruction showing itself as soon as they boarded the carriage: Noelle insisted in being the driver and, in despite of Grisia trying his utmost to warn others about how disastrous doing that would be, most of the group agreed in letting the more experienced adventurer do the driving. Unsurprisingly, it was quickly revealed to be a stupid decision, as the sleepyheaded B ranked adventurer took about 3 swconds to sleep and crash the carriage, triggering the timely intervention of Granoda and the grumpy mumbles of Grisia, that surprisingly didn't even move in despite of the crash, having steadied his posture from the very start as he already expected something like that happening. "Serves you right. I said it was a stupid idea but y'all decided no one should pay attention to the thief's warning."

~~

In the end, though, the trip was hardly as harsh as the thief expected, with him even managing to laze around during most of the trip, simply laying down above the carriage and passing time by doing extremely relevant for the mission activities, such as gazing clouds or sleeping - whoose the clear importance was mostly denyed by the other members of the party.

The time for leisure didn't take that long to end though: as soon as they started to approach their destination, an strangely eerie fog started to quickly thicken around the group in despite of the fact that the region lacked the required ambient to produce such an uncommon climate, letting the fact that this weird fog was man-made more than clear for the relatively experienced Grisia, whoose eyes quickly sharpened as he tried to get a grasp of his surroundings.

"Can't I just guard the interior of the blankets with Noelle?
I feel that she may need even more cover."
The thief laughed nervously at his own joke, putting up a guard with his sword - currently assuming its reduced form - as he continued to watch his surroundings while paying some faint attention to the conversation going on between the blue-skinned female - Diana, if he remembered her name correctly - and Granoda.

"She's right, Granoda. This fog isn't normal at all. I ain't even sure if I can blink amidst all this interf..." He quickly added as the blue skinned female finished talking just to be interrupted by a noise that could only be described as terrifying - specially when coupled with the already gloomy environment - and slowly grew louder and louder: it was getting closer.
Hikaru

Iwagakure | Chūnin | Explosion Addict

TIME: Present Day | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Forty Fourth Training Ground | INTERACTION: @Reflection



It didn't take even a second for Hikaru to regret his act of following the other voice, as he received an unimaginably stupid question as soon as he managed to find the source of the yelling voice: an androginous looking Konoha-nin (A male, if he had to guess) that demonstrated clear signs of being crazy, as he actually pulled a sword on Hikaru and asked some stupid question about him being one of the guys responsible for the attack in despite of the clear signs of struggle he demonstrated - a thought that, while reasonable under the current circumstances, deeply annoyed the Iwa Nin.

"Sure thing, dude. I'm clearly one of the responsibles for this attack." The Iwa nin looked utterly pissed as he talked, stopping just to slam his umbrella shapped weapon into yet another blade that got near him, deflecting it towards his right side. "That's why I've brought a fucking umbrella. To shield myself from my companions friendly weapon rain." He managed to finish barely holding his temper, stopping for a dozen or so seconds to catch a breath before he once more directed his words to the Konoha nin. "Now if you're done with the stupid questions, help me with getting out of this hellhole. I've got no freaking idea about where stupid village is and how should I get there."

Kamui Uzumaki


Konohagakure | Chūnin | Sleepy nin

TIME: Present Day - Morning | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Forty-Fourth Training Ground | INTERACTION: @Odin (Meatshield) @Syn @Seraphicide (Sano, new target) @Pirouette @Savato (New Meatshields... Maybe)



Kamui couldn't help but flinch for a second, surprised to the point where he almost didn't manage to guide his hawk to dodge an incoming sword due to how Sakana's not only started giving orders but actually wanted them to go towards the guy with one of the largest chakra pools that Kamui had ever seem, seemingly attracted by a group of Iwa nins that came for the Jounin Exam - something that he would hardly consider as a good idea, for it was already more than clear for Kamui that the odds were completely against them and thus planned to just skip any battling and directly fly towards the village.

Something outside of the boy's planning though, as before he could answer to Sakana's order with a fairly healthy advice about how people should avoid munderous looking shark guys with monstrous levels of chakra, one of the Iwa nins started to attack the shark guy, clearly denoting that he wasn't their ally and thus somehow making the odds even - specially when considering that Kamui could detect yet another group of chunnin running to join the battle. In the end, he was forced to once more abide by Sakana's will and make his summon fly lower, giving the other ninja the perfect opportunity to join the fight and then continuing flying towards the south, ultimately deciding to land a few hundred meters away from the main fight, clearly planning to act as an observer unless he was forcefully inserted into the messy battle, as he dismissed his summon and concentrated in expecting the fighting through his sensory technique.

Arashi Nakajima

Kusagakure | S | White Tiger

TIME: Present Day - Morning | LOCATION: Konohagakure | INTERACTION: @Reflection


At first, Arashi truly just planned to chill around for a bit, taking the opportunity that was the jounin exam to visit his hometown for the first time in 20 years, see what had changed, eat a bit in his favourite restaurant if it atill existed and maybe offer some prayers to his troublesome teacher's grave for the first time since his death - basically an easygoing tourist trip under the guise of maintain the diplomatic relations between his village and Konohagakure, as if his presence wasn't already enough to assure that. No need to say that this made the fact that the first thing he faced after entering the Land of Fire was the desecrated grave of his teacher even worse.

As such, it wasn't surprising that the leader of the village hidden in the grass was already more than pissed when he arrived in his hometown, completely ignoring the need to present himself to the hokage and drinking himself to sleep in an attempt to drown away the urge he had to make a mess out of the village in his search for the guy who dared to mess with his teacher's grave instead. Imagine how happy he was in the following say then, as right after he left his room in a random inn - while still pissed and dealing with a hangover - to grab something to eat in the market district, what he found was a bunch of assholes wreaking havoc in the freaking village while the goddam hokage was away and even worse: they didn't even come in person, using freaking fragile shadow clones instead, completely taking away any satisfaction he could've felt from beating them.

As such, it wasn't that surprising that his immediate reaction after receiving an unexpectedly familiar answer from the first clone he managed to have a talk with - for he simply "broke" all the others accidentally before he managed to interrogate them or use them to send a message - was releasing an unnatural amount of killing intent, for it was basically assuming that they were the ones who stole his teacher's body. In the end, thought, it turned out that the situation was much worse that he thought, as before he could actually give voice to his rage the clone revealed something else - something that simply couldn't be faked that easily simply because he was the only one who knew about it besides Jaakuna himself: The clone not only had his teacher's face but, even more disturbingly, seemingly had his memories.

For a second, the village leader simply didn't know what to do, facing the empty spot left behind by the clone as he thought about the implications of what just happened. In the end, thought, he simply decided to take the easiest way out of this situation: he'd, as a good shinobi, shut down his emotions for now and do what he needed to do before investigating the situation - he'd, from now on, use his sensor technique to hunt and put down every single clone he could before trying to find Ginsho. After all, he was now responsible enough to know that securing the village was more important than blindly searching for answers - or so he convinced himself in despite of clearly moving away faster than he needed as he disposed of the clones around him, eager to finish what he had to do and track the one responsible for this terrifying mess.
Hikaru

Iwagakure | Chūnin | Explosion Addict

TIME: Present Day | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Forty Fourth Training Ground | INTERACTION: @Reflection



Hikaru couldn't help but wonder when exactly did shit start to go down as he managed to dodge yet another sword that randomly flied towards his position, the always present grin in his face twitching for a bit as he recapituled how he managed to get into such a dangerous situation.

If he had to guess when it all started to fall down, it would be by the end of yhe first test, for while he did manage to grab the scroll - at the cost of his shoes, unfortunately - he didn't manage to get a passing mark for all of his teammates, with Renji failing to resist the lightning that assaulted all of his teammates due to something he could only call as poor luck, as the two other members of the team escaped safely in despite of being seemingly less durable. If that wasn't enough to drastically reduce the odds of passing, even more followed to make Hikaru's life considerably harder as, while he was happily enrolling some bandages around his feet to use as a substitute for his lost shoes, the two other members of his team stealthily - or so it seemed for the highly distracted Hikaru - left his grasp, running away before he could even offer to carry their scrolls for them. How very rude.

The result of this series of events was, as one would expect, pretty prejudicial for the directionally challenged Hikaru, who, without any sensor technique or means to guide himself, instantly shrugged off the very thought of trying to hunt someone, making a simple decision that clearly denoted how very troublesome his day was going to be: Guess I'll just walk around until I find someone. And then came the explosion - something so terrifyingly flashy that Hikaru couldn't help but get emotional, wholeheartedly wishing to meet the person who caused such an amazing boom and... Well, probably kill him or her. He couldn't have some randoms stealing his thing and doing it better than him after all, shit like this isn't good for his reputation.

Unfortunately - or fortunately - for him, before he managed to find the person responsible for the explosion the water came, forcing him to take refuge in the top of a nearby tree - or trees, as he had to change trees quite a few times as the previous ones fell due to the violent impact of the water waves - just to face yet another trouble: God seemingly decided that shit was too easy for him and made it so that rain was made of weapons instead of water, making Hikaru resort to the desperate measure that was brandishing his umbrella like a club to deflect the weapons while cursing the heaven's internally, stopping just to answer a random yell that particularly tickled him off. "No, asshole, you're the last living human in this shitty world!" He rudely answered the stupid question, pretty satisfied by his reaction for a second before he noticed the obvious. Wait a sec, I just answered something..? Doesn't that mean... I finally found a freaking target! He couldn't help but immediately leap towards the direction of the voice, using the gradually falling trees as footholds as he made his way towards the first other participant he got a hold off after the rest of his team left him.

Kamui Uzumaki


Konohagakure | Chūnin | Sleepy nin

TIME: Present Day - Morning | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Forty-Fourth Training Ground | INTERACTION: @Odin (Meatshield) @Project, @j8cob,
@Reflection, @Altered Tundra, @yoshua171 (Left Behind)



Before Kamui could even take his time to inspect the result of his attacks, something else immediately triggered the response of his sensor technique at maximum intensity, forcing him to retract his chains to prepare himself for the use of a different technique - something that he wouldn't be able to handle for long if he insisted in maintaining the chains active and drsining his chakra - barely having the time to grab the nearby Sakana and jump towards the top of a nearby tree before the waves came, mowing down their surroundings.

Before he could explain the situation to his teammate - that he decided to take with him as a safety measure, since he was the only one who had one of his seals in his body and thus the only one Kamui could handle even when his chakra was terrifyingly low - he was forced to once more jump as the tree started to fall, this time moving his free hand down to use the jutsu he had been saving, causing the rise of a curtain of smoke for a second before the form of a surprisingly big hawk arose from it, taking Kamui - and Sakana, if he agreed with being dragged around - to outside the area dangered by the water.

Even the swords that violently rained down towards the area were easily dodged by the bird, who could easily avoid most of the blades when guided by Kamui, who was now forced to use his sensory technique to its most as he desperately tried to calculate the safest route out of this hell. With some luck, Sakana would understand the situation quickly and decide against running away by himself - the ideal situation, for Kamui was pretty sure that they would still find it pretty difficult to escape even if they joined forces at an ideal state - otherwise... Well, he guessed he'd need to recruit some extra help amongst the not-so-safe options.

???

Kusagakure | S | ???

TIME: Present Day - Morning | LOCATION: Konohagakure | INTERACTION: @Reflection



"What a bothersome thing." A lone hooded figure muttered as he walked amongst the defenseless citizens now devoid of most of their chakra - if not bodies devoid of any chakra at all - calmly moving as he indifferently disposed of any clone that passed by him with an unnatural ease, generally only taking a single, terrifyingly fast blow of his hands - strangely adorned with a claw shapped gauntlet - to force a clone to turn into smoke, a method that made him look somehow unemotional, aa he seemingly didn't even acnowledge the clones as opponents in despite of all the damage they caused to the village, merely systematically disposing of them without even trying to inquire anything as he continued to make his way towards the center of the village.

This scene quickly changed, though, as soon as the man seemingly caught a wind of something, instantly moving towards an specific clone - the one who just reported their clearing of the market district, that conveniently had his voice detected by the man's sensor technique and thus revealed his identity as the new commander, triggering the cloaked man into appearing in front of him and talking with someone other that himself for the first time since entering the village. " So you're the new commander, huh? Great. I was looking for someone who could deliever a message before I started to break all these fakes." The man talked slowly, emitting a the seemingly boundless killing intent that he managed to hide up to this moment, seemingly not interested in hearing any answer from the clone - merely guessing that it was a clone of the one responsible for all this mess and thus the most reasonable choice if he wanted to deliever a warning. "So do me a favor and vanish like a good fake to deliever a message to your main body: It's better to send someone who I can use to blow some steam while you can, otherwise I..." He stopped talking for a second to completely remove the hood that covered his face, revealing a messy white hair and a pair of purple eyes that gleamed dangerously as he finished delivering his message. "Arashi of the Hidden Grass, will wholeheartedly work to break this little play of yours."
Suddenly, Gilgamesh.

Syn stole the idea from a talk I had with Glitchy on discord just to demonstrate how cheap he is. '-'

Inb4 Amphian already had the tech before and Syn just wanted to stop us from copying it. Now that would be a plot twist.
Grisia





Grisia couldn't help but chuckle at Noelle's sudden reaction, failing to hide how amused he was by her usual antics. "Morning, sleepyhead.
Say hi to your team."
He quickly added in his usual joking tone, once more laughing as the B ranked adventurer managed to supress her panic attack and return to the usual deadpan.

It didn't take long for his chuckle to die though, as following the introductions of his new teammates - Diana and Clara (or Alchemy girl and Blue aoman, as his mind automatically classified them) - a fifth, unexpected member joined the party, making Grisia's face contort into a shocked expression for a moment before he managed to get a hold of his act. No.
Way. They've sent a monster like Baby Doll for a simple delivery mission? What kind of shit did I get into this time!?
He couldn't help but scream mentally when faced by the new addition to the team, clearly reaching the conclusion a that every single experient adventurer would come up with when faced by such an unexpectedly strong party for a D rank mission: The mission had a high chance of not being D ranked at all, and with such a composition it could as well become B ranked - something that would require quite the effort to complete, and thus brought quite the frustration to Grisia, who planned to laze around for the rest of the week and be paid for it.

It didn't take long for him to shrug off this pressing issue and return to his normal act though - after all, he didn't really think the mission would be specially dangerous for him anyway, as even if it turned out to be too difficult for him to handle he could easily run away - as he proceeded to adress the now considerably bigger team in the same nonchalant way as ever after the B ranked adventurer introduced himself. "Guess I'm the next one to talk then." He said, ignoring Granoda's unsatisfied mumbling as he voided his own introduction. "I'm Grisia, Grisia Greyrat - as I fancy calling myself as in despite of having no surname. My whole in a party is normally that of a scout and, when needed, assassin."
@BurningDaisies either is fine for me, seriously. Pretty sure Cain can just drop a "come with us and act like a heater for a while then I'll send you towards Senna".

My plan totally wasn't using the dragonkin as a heater from the start btw. Just thought of doing that. *Nervous laugh*
Kamui Uzumaki


Konohagakure | Chūnin | Sleepy nin

TIME: Present Day - Morning | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Forty-Fourth Training Ground | INTERACTION: @Odin, @Project, @j8cob (Team) @Reflection, @Altered Tundra (Targets) @yoshua171 (Third Party)


Even Kamui couldn't help but frown as the two teams approached each other, deeply displeased by no one but two facts: Kurin seemingly sent his other teammate away - for it was quite the peaceful exchange when seem by Kamui's abnormally keen sensor technique - and the annoying bird that he previously detected seemingly vanished... Or not. It didn't take even 3 seconds for Kamui's abnormal sensory technique to detect that the Hawk didn't simply flicker out of his range - for that thought would be truly absurd, considering that even his actual restricted range still covered a radius of at least 800 meters (about a tenth of his current maximum) - but simply changed into a different and fairly minimal being, pretty much confirming Kamui's guess: "it" was most certainly another one of the exam's participants.

By the time of the explosion, Kamui was already too focused in his task of surveying the small fly - for he pretty much guessed that Tsukiko, with all her animalistic persona, would choose to hunt the running shinobi - to pay attention to anything other than the carefully planned movements of the now human formed shinobi, maintaining the same emotionless face as always when he registeted the overwhelming noise and blinding light - after all, loosing the attention in the battle was too much of a beginner's mistake when an enemy was literally in front of his eyes.

As such, by the time the other Shinobi flicked away to attain a better position - taking the opportunity to pull one of his prepared Kunai - Kamui was already more than prepared and definitely pissed to the point where he didn't care about wasting chakra to humiliate the other party - for the way the other shinobi acted, carefully seeting his tools as if certain that no one would see him, definitively acted to hurt the pride of Kamui, who was regarded as a genius since the start of his shinobi career - instantly manifesting the only thing he could use to deal with this situation while the rest of his team was taking care of something else, activating his most bothersome - and most certainlt strongest - technique: Adamantine Attacking Chains.

It took roughly 2 seconds for 2 rough looking chains to shoot from his back, the first one moving to systematically intercept the Kunai who were sent towards the group - quite the easy task for Kamui, who accompanied the whole process of setting the weapons and thus already had a more than clear view of their trajectory, easily calculating how he should move the chain to block the projectiles in despite of their overwhelming speed - and the second one shooting towards the Shinobi who had set the tools, aiming to deliever a direct blow while the other party was still distracted and thinking that his attempt of confusing the battling group acted as he expected - though Kamui himself highly doubted that his confusion would take more than a moment, holding little to no faith in his capacity of ending the battle with a single blow.
Grisia




"How bothersome..." Grisia couldn't help but sigh softly as he made his way from the bar - where he originally planned to eat - towards the reception corner, his azure blue eyes expressing such a terrifying melancholy that someone who didn't know him would even think that something terryfying happened with the young man, making him so utterly emotionally wounded that he couldn't even hide his grief anymore. The truth, though, was away more obvious for those who knew the young man - surprisingly a lot of the present adventurers, for he was indeed quite the old member of the guild, being already sort of a member since before his twelfth birthday - as the same tjing happened whenever he finished expending all his money and had to once more work to maintain his carefree lifestyle - an utterly disastrous event for the not so eager to work Grisia.

Surprisingly, though, he didn't actually maintain his overly exaggerated melancholy for long this time, as his expression quickly changed into one of mild happiness as he heard Maya's announcement - quite the unusual reaction, for he normally liked to play the victim until he managed to make the surprisingly soft receptionist pity him and give him some of the easier jobs with a good pay. It wasn't that hard to infer what made him change his usual strategy this time though, as even the most ignorant of the adventurers would notice that he seemed delighted to be able to get some easy money by accompanying a B ranked adventurer, to the point where he quickly made his way towards the reception, immediately registering to go for the medicine delievery mission.

The reason for such a decision? Easy peasy: while he was in pretty good terms with most of the guild's B ranked adventurers - save for the ever cold Lenore, who didn't seem to be willing to talk with anyone under her rank - Grisia simply had an amazing compatibility with Noelle in specific, as both where absent minded to the point where they wouldn't really pay attention to the others small transgressions, with Grisia being more than fine with leaving Noelle alone to sleep and the higher ranked adventurer hardly paying attention to his carefree behaviour, leaving him alone to pass his time as he wished as long as he carried his own weight in the mission. As such, it was more than clear that he was pretty satisfied made his way towards Noelle to announce his decision of joining her mission to the senior adventurer, going as far as talking to her and the alchemist that also joined the group in cheerful way as he approached the area where she is. "Hey there, girls, seems like I'm joining you for the next few days so please take care of me~"


@Hammerman@SilverDawn

@GrafRoy Zeppeli@BurningDaisies@Rune_Alchemist@drewccapp

Fairly rushed post since I'll be somehow occupied for the next two days or so. Hope you can ignore the lack of proofreading and overall shitty grammar.
Cain





Cain couldn't help but frown as the ever-so-attentive Vander not only recognized Vyrmain but actually exposed the fact that they knew Senna without a second thought - an uttely naive way of doing things that could only cause annoyance to Cain, who hated giving away information that easily, without taking any amusement out of the situation. No need to say that the dragonkin's act of confronting him, acting as he - a mere servant npc, a pet made for Senna's convenience - was equal to the devil himself.

"Preposterous." He announced while staring the dragonkin, his azure eyes glowing dangerously as he once more started losing his composure due to his newfound pride, going as far as letting his monstrous aura leak for a moment - not even enough for the less keen humans notice - before he managed to forcefully restrict himself, managing to maintain his facade as a proud elf instead of revealing his identity as a dangerously easy to provoke devil. "So what if I'm staring you, lizard? It's just natural to pay some attention to a stray pet whoose the owner you know. Who knows? I may even get a reward for taking you back to that savage woman." The devil chuckled, seemingly not even bothered by how the dragonkin's fury augmented the warmth of the room - after all, it wasn't like it could damage him in any way and some warmth was even welcomed after facing the extremely cold weather for so long, being, in fact, pleasant to the point where Cain actually felt like letting the lizard go away without receiving any form of punishment... For a second.

In the end he didn't even need to think that much, as before he could decide how exactly he wanted to punish the dragonkin the person who was seemingly responsible for the adventurer lodge offered quite the deal in exchange for taking the bothersome thing out of the lodge - something that Cain was more than glad to accept, as he was already eager to have a private talk with the lizard anyway. "Very well, I accept the deal." He said loudly, stopping just to convey a message to his companions before proceeding with his small play. "Lena, I assume that you're staying here assure that we get to receive our reward while I take our friend here to a walk, right? Do me a favor and take care of Vander too. He seems awfully disposed to openly talk about not so open matters today." He ordered in a clearly overly authoritary way, letting clear that he was merely maintaining his role in the act - except for the criticism towards Vander, that was most certainly genuine. He did feel annoyed by how the elf freely gave away some if the information they could use as bargaining chip, after all - as he lazily walked towards the entrance seemingly waiting for the dragonkin to spontaneously follow him - what wasn't quite right, as if the dragonkin followed him it would most likely be motivated by the fact that he was, in fact, telepathically contating the lizard through the message spell, conveying a simple demand: Be a good boy and follow me so I may give you some information about your beloved owner..



@GrafRoy Zeppeli@BurningDaisies@Rune_Alchemist@drewccapp

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