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Ho, my writing is so advanced that people can't even see it. Literally the Emperor’s new clothes of collaborative writing.
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See ya next time.
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K.
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7 yrs ago
@Grim excuse me? I know people in the 1x1 area that slept with 57 girls (auto-declared). They're also specialists in relationship studies.
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P.s. gotta love how my typo made the already fairly dank status even danker... Well, at least I ain't trying to be the side bar's white knight.
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And the new person is already a step into hell... Rest in pieces, new person.
@Olira Protip: Avoid Yoshua's projects. It's better for your sanity.

Anyway, if you want an early definite answer it would be better to join the discord server since Syn has the habit of being a slow ass bitch , but as far as I know we ain't in specific need for but also ain't refusing villains.

Kamui Uzumaki


Konohagakure | Chūnin | Sleepy nin


TIME: Day of the Hokage's Funeral | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Hokage's Funeral | INTERACTION: @Odin



So... The Hokage is going to be this cold blooded copy from now on? What a great time to be alive. Kamui couldn't help but sigh loudly when faced by Shinko's revelation, deeply frustrated over the unexpect - and sincerely absurd - revelation, that pretty much confirmed that his life waa definitely going to be even more troublesome from now on,specially since he was, from now on, officially a permanent Konoha-nin, for it was one of the terms of the agreement he made with the elders in case he didn't become a jounin - quite the troublesome occupation to have in such a dangerous time, in which the advantages you can get working for big villages definitely weren't worth the trouble.

He didn't really have the opportunity to think that much about how bleak his life was going to be from now on though, as before he could even mamage to think of an excuse to get away from the troublesome new kage, a familiar figure walked towards him, quietly standing besides him for a while, visibly waiting for the situation to get calmer before he adressed Kamui. "Remarkably so. Almost like a scene comming out of a soap opera." The Uzumaki added, similarly maintaining his eyes focused in Ginsho's fairly simplistic grave. "I don't really have any pressing issue as of now - that is, with the obvious expection of being about to get plunged into a war, something that I hoped to avoid for at least a few decades." The Uzumaki loudly sighed as he once more reminded himself of how troublesome his future days were going to be, turning to actually face Sakana for the first time in the following second. "That being said,
I do hope to work together with you again in the future. You're remarkably not-bad as a team leader, I wouldn't complain about serving as a member of your squadron."


Kamui Uzumaki


Konohagakure | Chūnin | Sleepy nin

TIME: Present Day | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Forty-Fourth Training Ground | INTERACTION: @Reflection @Syn (Mentioned)



In despite of being fairly near the battle against Sano - at least compared to the other battles - it wasn't in the somehow epic combat of three chuunin against a monstrous humanoid shark that Kamui was paying attention too, for something much greater was happening a tad bit further, nearing the end of his sensorial range, a fight of epic proportions erupted amongst figures so powerful that even the weakest technique used would easily eclipse the chuunin's fiercest attacks - definitely not something he'd wish to be inserted into. Even so, he actually didn't immediately run away when faced by such an abnormal view for a simple reason: He recognized the main combatant's chakra signature as the one belonging to the Hokage.

Intrigated by the abnormal scene that was seeing a hokage fighting personally and incapable of simply ignoring the fact that he actually seemed to be gradually starting to loose momentum, Kamui helplessly watched the whole ordeal through his mind's eye, accompanying the Hokage's struggle against a group enemies who each had the power to challenge him by themselves and finally presencing a scene that triggered him into closing his mind eye's and preparing a simple message that he would attach to the leg of a summoned messager hawk in the following minutes, sending it towards the village to deliever what could be the biggest news since the end of the war: The Hokage, Ginsho Omawarisan, had fallen in battle.


TIME: several days later | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Hokage's Funeral | INTERACTION: N/A



By the time of the Hokage's funeral, the usually gloomy Kamui actually managed yo surpass his limits for the first time in a while and emit an even gloomier aura as he stood by the side, watching the whole ordeal. While Kamui wasn't even a true shinobi of the village and thus had little to no attachment to the hokage, showing little to no emotional reaction even after having "personally" seem the Hokage's demise, by the time of the funeral his actions became increasingly gloomier, with an aura of depression hanging around him - a reaction that could as well be confused as mourning for the recently deceased village leader by those who didn't know the young shinobi that well.

The reason behind his depressive demeanor, though, was considerably more selfish than being sad over someone's death: He was mourning for his peaceful life instead. It wasn't that hard for anyone to notice what the attack to the village and Ginsho's death represented, after all, and for Kamui, it was the thing he wanted the least to happen during his lifetime: together with their symbol, the peaceful times were now dying and once more giving place to a period of war and struggle - a period where even a sloth like Kamui would be forced to join the fight with his life on the line.

Hikaru

Iwagakure | Chūnin | Explosion Addict

TIME: Present Day | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Forty Fourth Training Ground | INTERACTION: @Reflection



"Crazy is an euphemism. My family I-... Was utterly insane." The chuunin candidate answered with naturality, barely wavering as he corrected himself and even managing to show a small smile as the fox boy continued with his shenanigans, hopefully hiding the brief pain he felt in his heart as he was once more remembered about how he was by himself now. Luckly or not, the subject died before he could think more about the matter, as the fox quickly yelled a warning and jumped towards the back of an overturned tree, triggering Hikaru into doing the same just in time to see the forest behind them getting completely wrecked by an invisible force - quite the sight to behold, if he had to say it. "Now that was something." He couldn't help but mutter to himself, feeling the cold sweat dampening his skin when faced by such an apocalyptic view.

By the time he recovered his composure, Bumu was already brushing the dust away from his clothes, taking his time to talk with the Iwa-nin now that the danger was seemingly gone."Yeah... I should probably search the others, actually. At least one of my team members was in the observation tower, so it may be better to check their safety now that we're safe." The iwa nin said with a shrug, hardly really interested in playing babysitter for his companions - specially when the Tsuchikage was there just to do that.
"Still, thank you for the offer, bro. Good to know that life and death situations come with some advantage." He said with a smirk in answer to the fox offer, walking away nonchalantly in the following second to do his job as a chuunin under iwagakure and check the safety of his comrades - after all, he still wanted that promotion and lazing around wouldn't make it easier for him get it.


TIME: Several days later | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Main Village | INTERACTION: N/A



By the time of the Hokage's Funeral, the not-so-desolated Hikaru was happily humming from his position atop of one of the village's highest buildings, watching the whole scene from under his umbrella as he finally found some time to eat something in peace after the chuunin exam. It wouldn't take long for him to get bored of watching the scene and made his way outside of konoha without even waiting the rest of the Iwa delegation, carefreely continuing with his humming as he traveled towards his home village by himself, without even waiting for the results of the examination - that didn't even matter to him anymore at this point. The reason behind such a good mood? After such a long period of rest, the battlefield was once more opening it's doors to receive its lost children, and Hikaru wouldn't lose this opportunity for anything in this world.

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TIME: Weeks after the Hokage Funeral | LOCATION: Land of Iron | INTERACTION: @Odin (Reacting to Yogensha's recruitment)



Deep down into the land of iron, in the area where no life would grow naturally, for the violent winds and harsh cold constantly assaulted anything that dared to try to settle the area, a single, run-down looking fort laid proudly, showing clear signs of having been inhabited until recently, with snow barely pilling over its surface with the expection of the main courtyard, that had an odd looking mount of snow over its center in despite of the fact that it hardly had the time to reach such an height since the last cleaning, much less forming a bun-shapped mount naturally. Even more oddly, a single carefree looking man stood laying over the large mount, softly humming a song as he examinated a strangely small paper filled with a somehow messy calligraphy, as if making sure that everything was in order with the message - quite the scene to behold when considering how otherworldly the man looked, with abnormally white hair that perfectly mixed with the snow, remarkably glowy yellow eyes and overall delicate, almost doll-like complexion that would make one wonder if they weren't seeing things if they were to see the abnormal view.

The otherworldly peace of this scene didn't take long to be disturbed though, as before the falling snow could cover the man, a pearl white hawk descended from the sky, landing on the man's arm and directly staring into his eyes, clearly expecting something from the white haired male. "Geez. I know, I know. I'm late this time." The man said in an annoyed tone, moving his hands to roll the message he was reading up till now into a small tube so it could fit into the container tied to the Hawk's leg just to notice that something was already held inside the scroll holder, forcing him to take it out before he could insert his report. "Eh? I actually have a message? Now that's surprising." He muttered to no one in special as he took the small scroll out of the container, inserting his own message into the scroll holder and letting the hawk go before he stoped to read the message send to him by one of his associates.

"An expedition to the mysterious east to get some hidden mystical treasure? Pfft. Sounds like even more of a bait than my usual jobs." The man was quicker to dismiss the message as bullshit, taking less than a minute to deduce that the employer wanted something fairly specific that was most definitely not mentioned in the pamphlet - probably something that was worth away more than what they promised to start with but also came with away more dangers, as they'd hardly bother with inviting mercs to participate otherwise. "Still... It's not like I have anything else to do, and they're paying for this crap..." He loudly argumented with himself, seemingly hardly caring for the fact that someone could see him talking with himself in such an open manner. "Well, guess I won't let the pamphlet go to waste after all. Now I just need to figure out which side is Amegakure." He finally decided after a few moments of thought, jumping down from the mount - that unstably wavered when faced by the sudden force pressing it -and made his way towards the exterior of the fort, leaving behind the now about to falling mount behind, apparently ignoring the weird phenomena, for snow shouldn't move like this. If one would look closely, though, they'd notice that what the man left behind wasn't a pile of snow, having merely been covered by it for a moment but quickly showing it's true nature as its stability was lost due to the shinobi's act of taking impulse: The identity of the weird mount was, in fact, a pile of corpses armored like rogue samurais, left behind to get buried under the snow now that their executioner formally moved after his next job.
Now that actually sounds neat. Guess I'll just express my interest for the Dragons domain while at it.
Hikaru

Iwagakure | Chūnin | Explosion Addict

TIME: Present Day | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Forty Fourth Training Ground | INTERACTION: @Reflection



"Exactly my thoughts. It's remarkably hard to track the nature of something that happened from such a distance, but it was definitely not a normal explosion." Hikaru commented in an absent-minded way, not even questioning the meaning behind the other shinobi's accurate comments as he exposed his own view of the situation. "I actually raised the conjecture that It may have been someone with the same Kekkei Genkai as me, since it's the only method I know of that can possibly achieve a similat result without using any sort of combustible, but even that seems farfetched now that I think about it. The chakra required would be absurd and I personally don't know of a method to use Explosion Release from a large distance..." He stopped for a second to think about his conclusion before exposing it, even then failing to notice that he revealed a fairly important piece of information yo a complete stranger due to how impressed he was by the result of the "explosion". "Sincerely, the two possibilities I thought of where either the result of shocking a super-dense chakra construct against a surface or a suicide-bomber with an insane chakra pool and capable of using explosion release, both away too unrealistic to be considered valid hypotheses." He finally concluded, realizing a bit too late how extremely revealing his speech was, letting the stranger know not only about the fact that he had a Kekkei Genkai but also giving away its nature and the fact that he had enough knowledge about explosives to achieve the same conclusion, openly giving anything the stranger needed to know about his identity as a former member of the explosion corps - a mistake that could be quite dangerous in the specific situation, since the other shinobi wasn't completely sure about his identity as an ally. "A-anyway, It's not like we're meant to discuss this kind of thing right now. We should concentrate in running away."

In the end, the conversation quickly died after this - most certainly thankfully to his fairly indiscret attempt of diverging the konoha-nins attention - giving place to an awkward silence until the other shinobi once more started to talk, this time saying something about names and complimenting Hikaru's parents for their choice. "Guess that's true. My mother always had a good taste for this kind of thing. My father was hopeless though. Pretty sure my name would be something like Bakusatsu Kyō* if he was the one naming me."

*Literally Lord Explosion Murder(爆殺卿)

Arashi Nakajima

Kusagakure | S | White Tiger

TIME: Present Day - Morning | LOCATION: Konohagakure | INTERACTION: @Reflection



By the time his master finally disappeared, Arashi was still in the same position as before, hiding his face under the hood and looking towards the ground as he slowly recovered his composure. He remained like that for almost 2 minutes before he finally moved again, using his right hand to push away the locks of hair that covered his forehead as his body started to tremble as if he suddenly started crying harder - a misconception that was quickly cleared by the laugher that emerged from his mouth in the following second. "Do you perhaps think I'm an idiot, teacher?" He spoke loudly in despite of being alone in the now deserted market, seemingly just exposing his own thoughts for no specific reason. "I don't know who the fuck is controlling you now, but did you seriously believe that I'd fall for such a pathetic attempt of causing inner conflict? Even if I ain't nowhere near the previous leader when it comes to diplomacy, I also ain't that pathetic." The elite shinobi finished with a bitter comment, semingly vanishing from the market in the following second as he made his way out of the village with haste. After all, even if he wanted to take his time enjoying his self-given vacation, he now had to take care of his own village - being right in the middle of two big nations was hardly an attractive perspective now that he knew that someone wanted to start a war.
Is it still possible to apply?


Yup. You may have to wait until the second arc to start posting tho, but since we're already nearing the end of the first one it won't be much of a hassle.
Cain



Cain couldn't deny that the result of their visit to the city disappointed him. While the addition of a new party member was somehow interesting, it simply couldn't compensate for the overall lack of entertainment brought by the events that happened in the village - mostly resultant from the fact that Vander was seemingly determined to solve things in the most naively honest way possible for some reason, adding even more blandness to the inate boredom of a backwater village and deeply annoying the devil in the process - taking away his enthusiasm to the point where even the usual shenanigans between Lena and Tania didn't really help to make it more bearable for Cain, who hated being bored above anything else... He did chuckle a bit when Tania was locked into a jar though.

By the time they reached the fork in the path the devil was already more than unsatiafied by the lack of emotion during the trip, going as far as openly grumbling about how novel protagonists had it easy and randomly muttering about his dissatisfaction about the lack of flags during most of the trip - a behaviour that would most certainly bring some confusion to the NPCs in the group, who would hardly understand the references used by the former neet - only recovering some of his usual attitude after the effect of Tania's illusion wore off, restauring his previous appearance and seemingly brightening the mood of the devil.

"Sincerely? I'm not in the mood to watch while Tania tries to charm a bunch of fae into becoming her lackeys." The devil didn't even try to hide his unwillingness to go meet the fae with the rest of the team, openly expressing his desire to go do something more exciting. "Since you guys plan to search the fae in the glaciers, I'll naturally take the other way and go have some fun dealing with the Wendigos if they choose to appear. It's already more than clear that the standard strength of this world is pitiful anyway, I don't think I'll find any problem even by myself. We just need to meet in the village after finishing." The devil shrugged, already starting to walk towards the road with a sign, giving no leisure for his teammates to convince him to change his decision - a selfish measure fairly adequated to his identity as a devil.





@GrafRoy Zeppeli@BurningDaisies@Rune_Alchemist@drewccapp

@Rune_Alchemist

Sure, I sure. I was planning to wait until this weekend as I've been somehow busy recently but I could as well post early since it has been a considerable time since the last time Graf logged in.
Hikaru

Iwagakure | Chūnin | Explosion Addict

TIME: Present Day | LOCATION: Konohagakure - Forty Fourth Training Ground | INTERACTION: @Reflection



"Fair enough. Not like I can blame you for being overly cautious" Hikaru shrugged the subject off as soon the other shinobi did the same, hardly bothering with feeling ofended after the fox justified his (for Hikaru already stopped trying to figure out whether he was a man or woman, and just decided to consider him a guy) reasons. After all, it wasn't like quarreling with the konoha nin would bring him any advantage.

"To be honest, I wish I was as capable as the guy responsible for the comotion. Being able to cause something like the explosion from earlier would be amazing." He joked in a clear attempt of lightening the mood, seemingly dropping his guard as he approached the konoha nin - mostly as a counter measure for the case were the other party was, in fact, an enemy, as Hikaru didn't have any long range attack method. "Well.. I don't really care about which direction we shall take. You're the native, guide the way He didn't even seem to worry about how trustworthy the other party was as he nonchalantly followed Bumu, letting the other Shinobi guide the way from a relatively safe distance. In the end, it wasn't as if he cared for the direction they took - as long as he managed to leave the excessively dangerous forest he would manage to go back to Iwagakure... Probably.

"Hikaru. My name is Hikaru."

Arashi Nakajima

Kusagakure | S | White Tiger

TIME: Present Day - Morning | LOCATION: Konohagakure | INTERACTION: @Reflection



Arashi couldn't help but feel frustrated as he continuously destroyed Jaakuna's clones, incapable of completely ignoring the tainting of the clones, that started to openly mess with him as soon as he revealed his identity for the first time - a clear sign that whoever they were, for he wasn't completely sure that they were his master reincarnated by some twisted technique, they definitely impersonated his mischievous master perfectly. Really? This scoundrel of a master shouldn't have matured at least a bit in the afterlife? For fuck's sake. I'm away too old to deal with his twisted pranks. Arashi cursed internally, clearly starting to waver when faced by such a merciless emotional attack. Having to continuously beat copies of his master was hardly an enjoyable thing after all - even if he did have the urge to beat him quite a few times when he was youngee.

By the time he finally reached the last clone, Arashi was already more than willing to finally put an end to this goddamned play, and he would undoubtedly do so if the clone hadn't started to talk, letting out all of his frustration as he talked with his apprentice for the first time and completely breaking any chance Arashi had to finish this ordeal quickly as he did so, for even if he did harden his heart during all this time and still wanted to believe that this Jaakuna was naught but a trick made by his enemies to distract him while they attacked the village, he simply couldn't ignore the sorrowful voice of his master after 20 years without seeing him and, above anything else, he couldn't just ignore his own feelings any longer. Before he could get a hold of himself, he had already moved to the front of the now siting Jaakuna... And slapped him.

"Did good!? Seriously!? Do you fucking expect me to take it easy and talk about the good old times with you or something you good for nothing master!" The white haired man yelled, not even trying to hide his frustration for any longer as the "carefree and lazy" facade he set up for himswlf instantly crumbled. "Do you have any fucking idea of how hard it was!? I was a freaking teenager, even if I tried to be strong and act as someone strong to make you proud, do you really think I had the capacity to "do good" by myself after you selfishly gambled with your own freaking life without even thinking about warning me before doing so!?" He didn't even try to hold down his temper as he grabbed Jaakuna's clothes, pushing him towards himself as he gave voice to his outrage. "I was so freaking stupid that I actually got this close to attacking the Hidden Rock, thinking that targeting some random idiots who probably were as much of a victim as I and dying in the process would count as a valid way of getting my revenge! I would've done it without a single thought if she..." He continued for another dozen of seconds before forcefully stopping himself as he seemingly recovered part of his control, letting go of Jaakuna's clothes as he pushed back the hood that formerly covered his face, hiding it from the clone's view and silently staring the other side for half a dozen of seconds before he recovered enough of his composure to talk.

"I didn't go to her funeral. I didn't even hear about her death until a year later. Do you have anything else to ask before I send you back?" The white tiger sounded tremendously cold as he uttered these words, seemingly devoid of any emotion as he once more deciced to hide himself behind his usual mask, seemingly incapable of handling the situation without it. If one looked closely, thought, they would notice that something that didn't happen for the last ten years happened as soon as he forcefully stopped himself, as, seemingly fueled by the last part of his outburst, tears had started falling from the supposedly unacrupulous white tiger's eyes.

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