spiral origin

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...No gold. Not even a response from the damsel he just rescued with his masterful dart throwing that instantaneously sent the brigands running scared.

"Ah screw this! That's what I get for trying to be all heroic!" Sprizzy griped as he stormed off into the night, looking for some opportunity of licentious entertainment or profit to be made.

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The tear in the fabric of spacetime peered back, laughing evilly. "The IC thread belongs to me now, characters! Surrender yourselves and bask in the glory of whatever the hell I am!"

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I think I might have scared away @VeyrinDay with my derps >_<

SpamQuest: The RTD-lite Forum Game

>Name: Ashley Smith
>Appearance: Old af
>Goals: To infiltrate the Martian Mafia and discover their sinister plans for galactic domination.

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* bounces around dumbly *

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SCP CONTAIMNEMT BREACH!1!!11!11

Aaaahh

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Did she just say ten gold?

"It was me! I shot the dart!" Sprizzy leapt out from behind the wheelbarrow, eager to collect his earnings from the rescued damsel. "I dunno about this 'job' or whatever, but I will humbly accept that ten gold you mentioned. Yep, no need to thank me. I mean, other than with that gold of yours." He hopped towards the singer, heroically stretching out his hand to accept the payment.

@VeyrinDay

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Sprizzy snickered as he snuck away with the sword tucked in his arm. Another day, another easy pickin'. He headed out the tavern door, unsheathing the blade to get a good look at his prize, swinging it through the air playfully. Definitely worth a good buck at the market. Grip felt real nice too, maybe he'd keep it as his own. As he frolicked about for a bit, he suddenly heard screams from nearby, and took position behind a wheelbarrow to see what was going on.

Apparently it was some thugs chasing a defenseless woman, trying to rob her. Wait, wasn't she that singer in the tavern everyone was annoyed at? Well, unfortunate situation for the lady, but it wasn't really Sprizzy's business. He wasn't about to risk his life to save some... well okay, she was pretty hot, but still, those brutes looked tough! The risk versus reward was most questionable, as he pondered whether to do anything.

Suddenly someone else joined the fray... it was that girl he had just swiped the sword from! Sprizzy watched with amusement as she reached for her sword and found nothing, snickering at her confusion. He almost felt a little bad for her as she had to resort to using her dagger. Almost. Eh, maybe he could help them out, just a tad bit... He pulled out a sleeping dart from his belt and carefully aimed it at one of the thugs, and threw it at him.

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Sprizzy

19 year old half orc male, slender build, pale green skin, waxed reddish-brown hair, tattoo of a coyote on left shoulder. Wears a roguish leather tanktop and cropped leather leggings. Two daggers at his belt, along with various thieving tools and gadgets hidden away.