spiral origin

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I can if @Dark Cloud agrees, but tbh I'm about to be ultra busy for a week or so, so I dunno if I'll be able to update much. I just really want this to continue, one way or another

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Waking up from some strange otherworldly nightmare, Sprizzy jerked to his feet. Lawyers? Elder Gods? Court?... did he accidentally poke himself with a sleeping dart or something? Yet at the same time it didn't feel fully like a dream....

...Whatever, there wasn't any profit in idling around. It was time to locate his next target, as he looked around for any (wealthy) persons of interest to swindle.

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O _ o

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Contact my lawyer about this.

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What lol

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... Everything seemed normal, although there was a blinking red dot in the corner of her vision that mentioned something about a sale on in-game currency that she couldn't figure out how to dismiss.

@Guccicorn

The blinking red dot expanded ever so slightly, like a sinister cyclopian eye - watching, waiting. A momentary slip of common sense and money would gush like a river breaking free from a dam from the players' precious piggy banks into the greedy hands of the game devs.

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A million billion tiny blue spiders suddenly emerged from Scott's gaping maw, swarming onto Madeline's hand and crawling up her arm. "HEy where did those spiders come from?" Scott wondered out loud as he coughed up more of the horrifying little critters.

"WOaH IS THAT A SWORD!?" the creature then noticed St. Vicar holding his blade in a combat-ready stance. "OH BOY ARE WE GOING TO PLAY STABBYKILL??? THATS MY FAVORITE GAEM CAN I GO FIRST???" A hundred freakish snake arms instantaneously erupted from the bunnyperson's back, each wielding a blade of its own pointed at the Saint. "HOW MANY STABS ARE WE PLAYING To?? HOW'S 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????"

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Before the tear was sealed, a miasmatic droplet of non-existence stealthily oozed out and hid behind an inconspicuous statue of Raptor Jesus riding a mechanoid. The droplet soon took shape of a friendly bunny-person. "Hello frands!" the bunny greeted the characters with a dumb smile that reeked with insanity. "Nice to seE you all in this Normal reality! I'm a normAl bunny person and my name is

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Would you like to participate in some Normal Pastime Activities with me? Here, I've saved you all a seat!" The bunny-person's fleshy red tongue lolled out like a big wet carpet being unrolled before the group.

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@VeyrinDay MC wanted the payment immediately - he didn't realize it was being offered upon completion of the job. Anyway it's questionable if he could've been convinced to actually do the job. If he knew there was an initial payment though he would've stuck around for that (and possibly only that!). But yeah whatever lol