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2 mos ago
Current i hear dies irae bells ringing in my ossicles every time i claw from the dirt and peer wistfully through the rpg tomb doors thinking, "one last job..." another bony finger of the monkey's paw curls up
3 yrs ago
i can't believe it's already christmas today
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4 yrs ago
*skeletal hand emerges from an unmarked grave* the drive thru forgot my side order
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4 yrs ago
Imagine having an opinion on rpg dot com
4 yrs ago
Let’s play a game where you try to sext me and I call the police
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Maybe the real plot was the friends we made along the way. [Last Updated: April 3, 2022]


I'm 26 years old and I have learned not to share too much of my personal life on the internet. I work as an English and writing tutor at a local college.

I love literature and poetry, and I also enjoy writing, and I like to think I'm not half bad at it. I first started writing as a hobby with online roleplay at the start of 2010, and I've slowly drifted away from it in recent years. I enjoy most genres, but if I had to pick a couple of favorites, they would be sci-fi and high fantasy—heavy emphasis on the high fantasy. Some of my favorite characters have come from Elder Scrolls roleplays, since it appeals to the D&D nerd in me.

I have a tendency to get carried away with making my character sheets. I like telling their stories in the sheet sometimes even more than the roleplay itself, which depends on the roleplay itself of course. I want my readers to know how their background influences them as a person, how their personality bleeds into their appearance, and I love watching characters overcome their personal tragedies and finding their true selves as their identities shatter and reform like kintsugi. I've always been a fan of characters overcoming their weaknesses and obstacles and I try to make that show in many of my characters. Therefore, many of the narratives I explore come from a place of vulnerability, but I try to balance the heavy themes with light whimsy.

I also try to research whatever it is I'm writing about so that I'm not just spitting into the wind - unless that's what my character is doing, in which case I try to make sure that's made clear in my writing. It’s kind of hard to define my style, as I’m influenced by all sorts of literary movements and schools of criticism; dark romanticism, modernism, post-modernism, Marxism, feminism, post-structuralism—I have a lot of isms in my pocket. Nathaniel Hawthorne is one of my favorite dark romantic authors, Dickinson is one of my favorite naturalist poets, Judith Ortiz Cofer, Langston Hughes, and Robert Frost—they’ve all in some ways informed my writing, as well as many others. I even tend to look to some of my fellow guild mates for inspiration or analyze what I like about their writing and see what I can do to improve my own through their example.




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They found the hentai in your secret zipped folder, which you had hidden inside your sample music folder.
@The Wanderer@TheWizardLizard@Dragonbud@gammaflux@Voltus_Ventus@Kimiyosis@akje@Spoopy Scary From now on, I will not hunt you down. If you have not posted recently, I will kill you off tomorrow, and if you go over 3 days without posting I will end your character. Come back or die off, your choice.


Don't let me stop you from flexing those muscles, but in most circumstances (not all), people who haven't posted in over three days probably aren't coming back anyway.
It was quite a long and eventful day. Between having had no sleep the previous night, half of the party he had recent acquainted himself with going off to who-knows-where on what was apparent to be a mission to willingly swan dive into the dragon's maws - the merchant had little sympathy for the fools - and then they were suddenly surrounded by bandits, with the foolish knight sacrificing his life so that the others may flee. Foolish, certainly; Arastoph definitely would not have done the same, but he appreciated the act as it allowed him to live another day. However, that extra day comprised him of hiking through rough terrain to get to the next town over while he was sleep deprived. While he still detested the idea of sleeping among strangers, he felt that his body might win out this time around.

He had no interest in talking with any of those who were left; he was too exhausted and irritable for him to be so patient with them. The boy, however, still seemed to have plenty of energy left to harass the seer girl as she began to wander off.

"However you look at it," he began to explain, "every man and woman is a sinner. Some sin less, some sin more, some are better at hiding it."

Arastoph sighed and closed his eyes just as a cool breeze blew by and soothed his hot skin and aching muscles.

"Carver is probably dead and will be suffering eternal damnation. We can just hope he's being tortured by two hundred ninety-nine pitchforks instead of three hundred."
My work schedule has been hell. I didn't even sign on to work full-time. What is this?

Will work on one. But it's midnight and I have to work a 2:30 tomorrow, so it'll be either short or sloppy. Maybe both if I don't like you.
Yeah. I've just been working my ass off the past two days.
If Kronshi doesn't put it out before I go to bed, feel free to drag Kelvin around.


tfw Kronshi doesn't pull out
"Loaded", pft! It is nothing more than pocket money to him!
In my defense, my stupidly wealthy trader man was forced to start off with 0g, so, like... not my fault.

^what every blacksmith will say :D!


Large breasts generally aren't a problem when it comes to wearing armor. Armor isn't skin tight. Even if her chest was somehow too big, Furnace could make armor that can still be suitable for her. There is armor that forms something like a shelf at the chest. But really, nobody's boobs can be so large that they can't fit themselves into any breastplate.
Boob-shaped breastplate is the most ridiculous thing ever. It directs all the pressure from the blows to the sternum and can actually break your chest.
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