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Maybe the real plot was the friends we made along the way. [Last Updated: April 3, 2022]


I'm 26 years old and I have learned not to share too much of my personal life on the internet. I work as an English and writing tutor at a local college.

I love literature and poetry, and I also enjoy writing, and I like to think I'm not half bad at it. I first started writing as a hobby with online roleplay at the start of 2010, and I've slowly drifted away from it in recent years. I enjoy most genres, but if I had to pick a couple of favorites, they would be sci-fi and high fantasy—heavy emphasis on the high fantasy. Some of my favorite characters have come from Elder Scrolls roleplays, since it appeals to the D&D nerd in me.

I have a tendency to get carried away with making my character sheets. I like telling their stories in the sheet sometimes even more than the roleplay itself, which depends on the roleplay itself of course. I want my readers to know how their background influences them as a person, how their personality bleeds into their appearance, and I love watching characters overcome their personal tragedies and finding their true selves as their identities shatter and reform like kintsugi. I've always been a fan of characters overcoming their weaknesses and obstacles and I try to make that show in many of my characters. Therefore, many of the narratives I explore come from a place of vulnerability, but I try to balance the heavy themes with light whimsy.

I also try to research whatever it is I'm writing about so that I'm not just spitting into the wind - unless that's what my character is doing, in which case I try to make sure that's made clear in my writing. It’s kind of hard to define my style, as I’m influenced by all sorts of literary movements and schools of criticism; dark romanticism, modernism, post-modernism, Marxism, feminism, post-structuralism—I have a lot of isms in my pocket. Nathaniel Hawthorne is one of my favorite dark romantic authors, Dickinson is one of my favorite naturalist poets, Judith Ortiz Cofer, Langston Hughes, and Robert Frost—they’ve all in some ways informed my writing, as well as many others. I even tend to look to some of my fellow guild mates for inspiration or analyze what I like about their writing and see what I can do to improve my own through their example.




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The Dreadnaughts
@Mr Allen J
“You think so, hm?” Baron mused in passing, but didn't stress it enough that it wouldn't stand out as a critical part of their conversation. Lihua may be confident in NEST's intelligence operatives, but perhaps that confidence was misplaced; it would seem that even Agent Vuhong wasn't in the know of everything. Regardless, she began listing off what he had asked for – this is to say, Khan's lieutenants. The word in particular stood out to Baron. When did gangs have “lieutenants”? They may not be dealing with ordinary gangs any longer, but meta-human militias. This complicated the situation a little bit, but did add an air of familiarity to the mission.

As Agent Vuhong continued talking, covering the need for a number, outposts, and her inability to disclose certain information regarding undercover agents. Another thing that Baron let himself be aware of. All the while, the agent dug through the filing cabinet and then handed him the relevant information. This was about a nightly cram session's worth of reading. At least one thing that NEST is good at is keeping records.

To his satisfaction, it would seem that his ice-breaker worked charms on the agent! After the apparent business was settled, she was all too eager to oblige in sharing her own preference – the Sunny Delights Cafe, eh? She offered the address and then looked him in the eye.

“Perhaps we can go some time.”

Baron kept his confident composure, satisfied with the results he received. “Perhaps,” he replied. Meanwhile, Grit was in the back, wide-eyed and grinning like a fool with a hand over his mouth. He muttered to himself, “oooh, someone got himself a honey bunny.”

“Shut it!” Washe snapped quietly at Grit, who was holding in his laughter, but was red in the face.

“Is there anything else you need?” Agent Vuhong asked Baron.

“No,” he started hesitantly, but then backpedaled, “actually, yes. We're still going to need the profiles of any intelligence operatives you've employed, lest my colleague here...” he waved a hand to Grit, who winked an eye in response. Grit put his hands behind his head and imitated a casual posture, laying it on real thick. He angled his body just right so that Vuhong could catch full view of the high-tech sniper rifle that was surmounted upon his back.

“...Lest my colleague here gets the wrong idea about who his cross hairs are set on.”

Baron's eyes took notice of some papers on the desk and paced over towards that side. Some apparently important documents yielding time charts, but off to the side in a holder appeared to be NEST applications. He aimed his eyes at those as he pulled out one of them and set them on top of the other papers on the desk.

“My colleagues will be remaining here just a few more minutes, so you can give those profiles to them after you make your call.” Baron began. “And one more thing... are there any operations in combating the Fiends currently underway? I couldn't help but notice that you seemed... tense after you came into the lobby. Grit and Caesar can help reinforce whichever operatives you've set on the mission. The sooner we take out Khan's 'lieutenants', the better, right?”

He pointed as he talked about them, to Grit and to Washe, looking away from his paper, giving Vuhong a minute to measure them up. As he gave her that time, he picked up the application and the sheet of paper beneath it, before putting them under his arm with the folders. Grit looked completely confident, crossing his arms and staring down Lihua, whereas Washe was crossing his arms and rolling his eyes because he seemed annoyed that he was volunteered to aid in one of NEST's missions. He was frustrated more than anything that this broad was under the impression that Baron was the leader here.

“It seems I have quite a bit of reading to do.” Baron admitted. “Grit is a marksman, and Caesar is our operations officer. He's a tactician. They can help you with anything you need. I'll be off now... see you at breakfast.”

As he turned his back, his friendly demeanor changed to a grim expression as he nodded to both Grit and Washe. He fired off a salute to them with his pinky and ring finger. Grit watched Baron walk across the lobby looking every bit impressed. Baron walked past the detector once more, warranted the same strange, warped, unnatural sound that he made when he walked in. As he held the door open, he looked as though he remembered something and turned around, looking pretty cocky at Agent Vuhong.

“Oh, and one more thing, miss... my name isn't really Baron Moreau.”

With that, he walked out the door and made his way back to the pier. Grit and Washe looked at each other; Washe, a little stumped, and Grit trying to hide the big dumb smile on his face.
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The Dreadnaughts
@Mr Allen J
Baron's eyes lit up at the sound of his own name, and the face he bore seemed to have grown in amusement. So she knew his name, eh? That was an interesting bit, it would seem that this agent “Lihua Vuhong” was privy to more information that Baron had originally anticipated. Baron himself was one of the few to make contact with NEST prior to their current mission – he must have made quite the impression for NEST to have kept his name on record. However, it would seem she was not so privy that she knew all of which that had been debriefed in their meeting. An interesting middle value – privy to some, restricted to others. A woman worth keeping an eye on.

“My, my!” Baron chirped and smiled. “I didn't think they would remember me. Sure eliminates the need for code names, hm? Yes, I am Dr. Moreau; and yes, we received a debriefing on the situation in Verthaven.”

“Ah, right... the shit-uation...” Grit muttered under his breath. He leaned his weight on his side and began lightly tapping his foot. Washe was keeping himself busy looking around the room, reading through pamphlets and public folders and whatnot.

Baron accepted the folder graciously and took great care in opening it. As he scanned all of its contents, he spoke aloud to agent Vuhong without looking away from the documents.

“I see here that the Fiends kingpin goes by the name 'Khan', yes? Aside from her, what are some of the other big names in their... gang? What measures has NEST taken to intercept them?”

He jabbed a thumb behind him, pointing at his colleague, the larger ex-marine. “And my compatriot here would like a document covering any private NEST outposts that may be stationed around the city, as well as the profiles of any undercover agents you may have who act as spies; and a special number to call - if your company has one – to flag for reinforcements or to send a dispatch of your units out should we require your assistance.”

Baron flipped a page, still reading. He continued, “the location of any NEST sanctioned armories, caches, and garages would also be appreciated. Also...”

The man citing his requests slapped the folder closed and tucked it under his arm, meeting Agent Vuhong's face once more with an innocent smile.

“Would you happen to know of any popular cafes in the area? I'm a sucker for espressos.”
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Of course. It's like Game of Thrones.
I've dealt with several years of all of your shit. Imagine what it's like to be me; to be surrounded by scrubs all the time. To have made you all a thousand times better than what you were before, and even now you still shit-post. You were all that awful. Now you're sub-tier.

I still have a lot of work to do.
The Dreadnaughts
@Mr Allen J
Night skies over the ocean, an apprehensive sight with no sign of land over the horizon – and with a new moon, any sign of land would be hard to come by even if your ship was meters away from crashing into an island's reef. In the air, it is a different story. A quarter past the PNR, hovering at least five hundred feet over the dark watery surface; it puts your passengers in a position of vulnerability, and leaves them little choice but to put their faith into their instruments. A pilot seated in the cockpit of his helicopter, its blades chopping away at the wind, and his co-pilot seated next to him checking all of the dials and safety measures, came into view a flickering light in the distance. Like a firefly hovering in the air, and it is this light that acts as the copter's beacon towards a safe landing. The pilot grabbed his radio and pressed it next to his mouth.

“Pilot to passengers: coming into view of target destination. I repeat: we are coming into view of target destination. Estimated time of arrival is fifteen to twenty minutes. Caesar, prepare for landing procedure.”

The older co-pilot next to him nodded and answered, “roger that, Sea Hawk, preparing for procedure now.” He flicked a switch on the control panel and went back to monitoring their status and system integrity.

The passengers in the back numbered four, two of them fully dressed in combat gear, whereas the third was lightly geared and the fourth wasn't geared at all and was instead donning pressed formal attire in the form of black dress pants, a salmon oxford shirt, and a black vest layered over the top. A black tie was neatly tucked behind the vest. The man's natural black hair was combed over, and he was in the middle of buttoning in his cuffs.

The third one who was lightly geared was a young man, and had brown hair pulled back into a short ponytail. His smile stretched from ear to ear and was shaking in his seat in anticipation, and he also couldn't stop grinning at the fourth man preening himself. He said aloud over the sound of the helicopter, “why ya acting so fussy Baron?”

The man in the dress clothes looked up at the younger man, and his face bore a sobering professionalism, and quickly made his move to correct him. “This is still a mission, Grit, stay focused.”

Grit widened his eyes and puckered his lips in being reminded of his mistake, and pulled back. “Aha, yeah, that's right. Sorry about that, 'Zombie'.”

Baron nodded and went back to buttoning his cuffs, hard enough to do in the darkness, and one of the two light-bulbs had burned out on the way here. He was seasoned enough, though, he could get through it by feel alone. “Because,” Baron started telling him him, “after we reach the Island of Providence and drop off our belongings, and get the helicopter resupplied, we have a yacht waiting to take us to Isabella Isle in Verthaven where we will be meeting an agent of NEST.”

“Right, the guys who hired us.” Grit answered.

“Yes,” Baron confirmed, “and to make a proper professional impression, you must be presentable. Most people don't care to admit it, but they place as much value – if not more – into your appearance as they do your words.”

“Hrmm. Do you think I should'a--”

“No, no. You're fine as you are. In fact, it is best that you probably don't even say anything. Just stand there and look menacing.”

There was a moment of silence inbetween buttoning his cuffs, and what Baron was finished, he looked up to see Grit leaning forward with his arm on his knee, and his eyebrow raised with a devilish smirk. It was then that Baron remembered that, even for a sniper, asking Grit to be menacing was like asking the same of a puppy. It was fruitless.

“Just... don't say anything and wear a gun or two.”

“That's more like it.” Grit said, grinning again.

As time went on, the lights grew brighter and came ever closer. The outline of Verthaven's shores and its towering spires came into view, and at the far end of the coast, blurry lights spun slowly and methodically, tell tale signs of a ferris wheel, and of an amusement park in the city. Baron thought that coming in, you would think that this fabulous of a city what have a more rigid police department to maintain law and order. It isn't much of a vacationing spot if all of your tourists get robbed, drugged, or murdered here. And the number of gangs that they learned about in the report back at base? It was unreal how out of attunement the power structure was. The mayor might as well ordain upon the largest crime ring control of the city if he wasn't going to do anything about it.

How out of hand must it have gotten before that NEST had to get involved? That NEST couldn't handle it itself, and had to hire the Dreadnaughts? Baron was aware that his organization was a top of the line special ops and took jobs even from actual nations. They excelled at what they did and were confident in their skills. However, there was some sense of trepidation in him. NEST specialized in the capturing and termination of meta-humans and this was new territory to them. How bad must it be that they need assistance? On the kind of scale that a call to the Dreadnaughts would warrant? He wanted to know if he was sent on a suicide mission in over his head. The goal seemed simple: eliminate key targets and everything should take care of itself.

“Co-pilot to passengers, we are above the pad and are ready to begin landing.”

'It might be true for governments, businesses and armies, but it might not be so simple with gangs. Then again, if they're led by fear...'

“Hey, hey! Come on, Zombie, didn't you hear Caesar?” Grit said. “We're here! Let's get ready! Sheesh, no wonder we call you zombie.”

“I heard...” Baron replied dryly, completely unimpressed with Grit's tone. Baron didn't have much to pack, and with his leg, he wouldn't have to be the one to carry his stuff if he had. Most of their supplies were already shipped here before their dispatch. He grabbed a vintage suitcase and wheeled luggage, and he was ready as easy as that.

The blades of the helicopter chopped the air, but the sound of the motors and the engine was beginning to roar a little quieter and the blades sounded to wane. The helicopter had suddenly come to an abrupt halt, the whole contraption jerking forward and the back of the skids slammed onto the pad, violently shaking the passengers in the back. Baron looked around, alarmed, but holding firmly onto a handle near the opening. Grit came much closer to falling out, but kept his balance and braced himself against the walls. Immediately following the rough landing, sounds of yelling erupted up front by the pilot seat. It was undoubtedly Caesar, their co-pilot. There's little that can pacify Isaiah Washe, their current squad leader. And with how loud he was, it wasn't hard to make out what he was saying.

God damn it! Never in all of my fucking years have I seen such a piss-poor, sloppy-ass landing like that! Just what the fuck was that supposed to be? We're the fucking Dreadnaughts! We're supposed to be the best and here's your pansy ass trying to fucking kill us with your landing before we even have time to get ourselves killed out there, because of what would probably be another one of your fuck ups! Get out of that pilot seat!”

All four passengers in the back, even the two escorts, just looked at each other with a look of both amusement and trouble. It didn't take long to wait for everyone to climb out and retrieve everything they need. There were already valets waiting for them outside to take their stuff to their rooms. Washe climbed out, still red in the face and steaming, grumbling to himself as he walked stepped beside Baron and Grit. “I can't believe it. Smooth flying the whole ride here, but no, he fucks up at the last possible--”

“Wow!” Grit interrupts. “Look at this place! This is incredible! This is some luxury resort stuff right here, alright.”

The resort was tall, at least fifty stories high, and bore large window panels that suggests one whole side of the room lends a gorgeous view. There wasn't much to tell from the outside, but the concrete it was built from was sculpted into the design of Roman architecture, and tall bushes and palm trees lined the property. Brick pathways led to every part of the resort.

“Why, I ought ta...” Washe grumbles as he glares at Grit who is none the wiser.

Baron just smiled. “All provided and paid for by HQ. You like that?”

“Let's check it out.” Grit proposed.

“No,” Baron answered, “not yet. We have the valets here to take our stuff to our room. Remember what I said earlier about how we must head straight to the NEST building. We must rendezvous on time.”

“Chop, chop!” Washe barked as he clapped his hands together, ushering the valets to get to work. With a wave of us hand, he beckoned the other two to follow as he made his way to the Providence docks where a small yacht was tied to port.

“That's not all.” He stated flatly. “Just remember that the organization itself hired us. The chairman, the board of directors – some of their agents might know that we're coming, but don't count on it. Honestly, it's a real fucking dick move on their part. Just don't be surprised if some bitch-ass grunt gets uppity and doesn't know who we are.”

Grit, falling behind just slightly to retrieve the rest of his gear, ran to catch back up with them. A massive revolver, a Magnum Research BFR, rested in a holster by his hip. On his back was the rifle that earned him his legacy! Sure, he probably didn't need it tonight. By he also had to show these NEST chumps what Danny Grit was all about. NEST might have a bunch of freaks in their ranks, but Danny Grit was all skill, baby! He doesn't need any supernatural powers to make him the best. It was destiny.

Climbing up the steps to step onto the boat, Washe turned around and faced the two. “Alright, first things first. Grit! We've got some rules we need to--”

“Yeah, let me guess, no talking? Zombie already said.”

Washe looked at Baron inquisitively, who simply nodded in response as he smacked the bottom of his cigarette pack. Washe rolled his eyes and shot them back at Grit. “Good, then don't make me reiterate. Try practicing on our way there.”

“Aw, but there are so many things to talk about! Like all of the city! Man, the things we could do when we're done!”

“GRIT!”

“Okay, okay...”

Everyone climbed on board the yacht and got themselves situated. The ferryman untied the boat from the pier and soon they took off across the bay. They were still a fair distance away and it would take some time for them to reach NEST docks, but that still gave them some time to think about the mission they were assigned and strategist. Washe in particular was engrossed in what their steps would be in taking out their targets. The Fiends shed a bloodbath a little while ago. That is what the report said. So the Fiends were easily the most volatile of the gangs in Verthaven, which meant that if they were to maintain a predictable situation in the city, they had to dismantle that gang. Even if they weren't the most powerful, they were key for the Dreadnaughts keeping control of their own next move. There can't be any change of plans, lest they're constantly in flux and overwhelmed. He can receive further briefing from NEST later.




“Alright, let's get this fucking show underway. I'm tired of sitting on my ass all day.” Washe barked. He marched his way across deck and onto the NEST pier. Grit was still sitting at a table buckled over and feeling sea-sick. Baron was setting a calming hand on the young sniper's shoulder as he tried to get him moving. Washe took a deep breathe and set his hands at his hips, staring up and down at the NEST agents who stood posted at the pier. He had to give them one thing: they were at least taught how to keep a good posture. These guys were standing stiff and rigid, barely moving other than to turn their heads and look around. It was clear by the look on their faces that these two weren't expecting them to be here tonight. However, since they were given clearance, they assumed that the three strangers were VIPs and made sure to keep himself even more upright. Washe snorted. Despite their discipline, he still wasn't impressed. Not even the massive NEST building was as impressive as HQ back in Finland. Well, it was impressive in its own way. The layed it flat across the ground and made a sky-scraper in the middle. Washe had half a mind to finger the architect who designed this place and leave a new design of a sledgehammer on his face.

Baron went carefully down the steps and hobbled over beside Washe, with his leg brace clicking along the way. He breathed out one steady stream of smoke and extinguished his cigarette, rubbing out the ash, and held it in his fingers until he came across a trash can. Grit staggered off the yacht and struggled to recompose himself. He was just glad he was finally back on land.

“Ugh... I like big ships, you know? Doesn't have nearly as much sway and bounce. Have I ever told you about the time I was on the USS Nimitz?”

“Grit, we're practically outside their doors. Compose yourself.” Baron urged.

“You went on the Nimitz?” Asked one of the NEST guards, who was almost instantly snapped at by Washe.

“Don't you fucking encourage him! Mind your own business while you're at it!”

“Let's just go, Caesar.” Baron assuaged.

“Bah, fine. Keep it down, Grit!”

“Aye, aye...”

Washe led the squad up the stairs (much to Baron's chagrin, who got to the top last) and held the door open for Baron to proceed first. As much as he hated to admit it, Baron was better suited for this. His expertise with people dwarfed anyone that Washe had ever met, which made the psychologist the ideal agent for interacting with their contacts.

“What's the woman's name at the desk, sir?” Baron asked one of the guards.

The guard, apparently confused, just answered “Agent Lihua Vuhong.”

“Thank you, sir.”

Just as Baron stepped through the doors, he heard a peculiar sound. Like an alarm of some sort, but incredibly out of the ordinary. It was deep and resonant, filled with static. He looked over to see a scanner of some type. Was it his brace? His concealed firearms? No, no. Washe and Grit followed suit and did not trigger the same alarm he had. Did it... ah, did it have to do with his... quote, unquote, power? The specialist he visited told him he wasn't a true meta-human due to the composition of his energy. Did the scanner have a negative response?

Regardless, he approached the desk where a woman had seated herself. The name... ah, yes. Sure, he had only just asked someone, but it still makes the Dreadnaughts look better when people are put under the impression that Baron already knows their name.

“Hello, you are agent Vuhong, am I correct?” Baron greeted with a tranquil smile. “My colleagues and I are here on behalf of the Dreadnaughts, as requested by the head of your agency.”

"Hi ma'am! How're you doin' this fine evenin'?" Grit beamed with his grin stretching from ear to ear. Washe began to growl under his breathe and buried his face into his hand. His skin was already becoming flushed. Baron's face only yielded that uncomfortable "that wasn't supposed to happen" look, then flashing the agent a look of sympathy.
OCD Quirk #317: Picking softer text colors that don't contrast so starkly with the forum background, so when I read this stuff at night, it's easier on the eyes. The white lettering seems distractingly bright at times.

OCD Quirk #318: Turn down brightness on all the things, even if it makes things worse


That's not OCD. Those are preferences. I prefer softer colors too.





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