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Current ...well then have a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES
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Just a humble born Canadian, who has been roleplaying and writing for over 15 years, looking to scratch the creative itch and write glorious sci-fi stories of war and peace!

Not much more to say here, really. I suppose I could fill it in with all sorts of info, but who really reads these?

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Emerging into normalspace in a flash of light and Cherenkov radiation, the Sword of Vengeance was immediately targeted by two of the nearest pirate ships, a pair of old Archangel-class cruisers several hundred klicks off their starboard flank. They immediately shifted vectors and began to close with the much larger battlecruiser.
“Picking up fire-control emissions,” Tactical reported, then, “energy spike! They’ve locked on to us.”
[Shields to full!] Sovv ordered.
“Target them back!” Stardust added. “Lock on all starboard guns. But hold fire until they fire first.”
“Acknowledged!” Tactical replied.
The battlecruiser’s starboard weapons tracked and spun to face the two light cruisers; energy mounted and coiled at their emitters, ready to unleash fire and brimstone at the push of a button.
“Comms,” Stardust said after several long moments, “send them a hostile challenge and request for ID.”
“At once, Admiral,” the comms specialist acknowledged, switching to an open band. “Pirate cruisers, this is the Sword of Vengeance. Halt your approach and identify yourselves, or we will open fire.”
A moment of static-filled silence followed before a worn, irritable voice replied, “Ah. Admiral Stardust. This is the Calico Jack. We want a negotiator.”
At his request, comms put Stardust on the same comm band as the Calico Jack. “Follow our instructions, and we’ll see what we can do. Halt your approach. Now.
The two cruisers complied, holding position ten klicks outside the battlecruiser’s point defense perimeter.
Too easy, Stardust thought. But I’ll take it.
“Maintain contact on this channel,” Stardust told the Calico Jack. “We will get you a negotiator asap. Stand by.” He closed his connection, then said to the comms specialist, “Get me CENTCOM Operations, Gold channel one.”
“Yes sir.”
Moments later, a new voice appeared in Stardust’s headset. “CENTCOM Operations.”
“CENTCOM, this is Admiral Turcotte, Battleaxe Actual,” Stardust told them, identifying himself and his flagship. “On station in Sirius system, responding to distress calls. We have confirmation that planetary defenses are down and the garrison is nowhere to be found. Planetary population and infrastructure status is confirmed Code White. They are requesting a negotiator.”
“Copy that, Admiral,” CENTCOM replied. “Did they say what they want?”
“Negative. Requesting civil negotiator be dispatched ASAP.”
“Affirmative, sir. The diplomatic vessel Colonial Seven has been prepped and is standing by. Ambassador Anderson has been briefed. We will dispatch them at once, ETA 5.25 hours. Please pass along any further intel or correspondence to the Ambassador.”
“Roger wilco, CENTCOM,” Stardust acknowledged. “Battleaxe, clear.” With a button he terminated the connection, and with another flipped over to the pirates’ frequency. “Your negotiator’s enroute, ETA just over five hours. Refrain from any hostile action and we will refrain from venting you into space.”
A chuckle reverberated over the comlink. “You’re outnumbered and outgunned, Admiral. Take care with your words.” Click. Transmission terminated.
“Now we wait,” he muttered, eyeing the holodisplay showing the area around Central, and the myriad hostile sparks around it.
[Admiral,] Sovv told him, [We have detected an Asari cruiser, the Cyclone.]
“Good. We aren’t the only ones in the shit…”
Nice looking setup @Lucidnonsense. Looking forward to seeing what you come up with. To answer your question, it is not an exact science. If you were to back me into a corner and demand a number, depends how large the ship is and how large the equipment is, factoring in the need to carry consumables and spares aboard ship as well. Drones? IDK. Say 200?
In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the ship shaped like a cabbage. "Help me, Obi-wan!" Megatron cried, heard by a crimson eagle living in your basement furnace. Littlefoot tried to defeat Megatron by singing sweet nothings and tempting him with bacon, which was remarkably effective.

"Littlefoot," Megatron blushes, his metal lips stuck with bits of bacon while dipping some Szechuan sauce, "I surrender to your superior, the legendary Obi-wan Kenobi and his Mighty Morphing Power Rangers."
Good evening, Admiral. Fire lots of nukes today?
In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the ship shaped like a cabbage. "Help me, Obi-wan!" Megatron cried, heard by a crimson eagle living in your basement furnace. Littlefoot tried to defeat Megatron by singing sweet nothings and tempting him with bacon, which was remarkably effective.

"Littlefoot," Megatron blushes, his metal lips stuck with bits of bacon while dipping some Szechuan sauce, "I surrender to your superior
That doesn't sound so bad, actually...

Granted. But it's a Russian Ruble, and therefore unusable in your day to day life.

I wish I could sing.

Aboard the Sword of Vengeance, a similar conversation was playing out between Admiral Turcotte and Star Marshal Dean, aboard Solarian Skywatch.
“A full review of Central’s defense strategy is underway,” the Star Marshal was telling him, “but your priority is driving back or destroying the pirates holding the planetary population hostage.”
“Understood, ma’am,” Stardust said. “Are there any other friendlies in-system?”
“The battleship Archangel is in-system. I’d rather not reveal any other assets at this time, in case there are any cracks in our security.”
“Copy that.” A tone indicated imminent realspace reversion. “I have to go. We’ll see you on the other side.”
“Good luck, Admiral. The other human governments will be watching the situation closely.” At a gesture, the Star Marshal terminated the link.
“Great,” Stardust murmured. “Just what I need. A show.” Switching to the intraship comms, he contacted the bridge. “Matriarch Sovv, are we ready?”
[Approaching coordinates now,] the Nahydran replied.
Stardust stopped himself from reminding his flag captain of the need for discretion, while they ascertained the situation directly. To that effect, the battlecruiser emerged into normalspace in a vast field of ice particles several hundred AU from the blazing white light of Sirius A. Sensors peered starward, and monitored the tense exchange between the Ram and the Archangel.
Stardust felt a tightness in his gut, one he normally associated with imminent action against entire fleets, which he found odd as he was leading only a single starship.
Probably because the regional trade hub and its billions of noncombatants are down there, he thought. One wrong move and they can start dropping nukes or kinetic impactors into the cities.
“Set yellow alert,” Stardust ordered, and the battlecruiser shifted to a heightened alert status. “Send a tight-beam signal to Admiral Jaeger. Don’t give away our position, but tell them we are in-system and stand ready to assist as an ace in the hole.”
Sovv added, [All internal security teams to combat stations. Prep for hostile boardings as well as counter-boarding operations.]
Stardust repressed a smile. Trust Kai’a to think one step ahead of him.
A flashing light on his console indicated a private coms request; ID was Sovv. Tapping the accept button, the system linked them together.
“Yes?”
[We will not link with the Archangel?] she asked, butchering her attempt at pronouncing the battleship’s name, as Nahydran Common had no Anglic equivalent.
“No,” he answered. “I figure we let them see the Archangel, focus all their attention on it, and when the shooting starts, we can flank that carrier and hopefully get between the planet and anything they try to drop on Central.”
His choice of words was not lost on her. [When, indeed.]
“Any group that can amass the firepower to overwhelm an entire planetary militia doesn’t truly need whatever they may be asking for, nor will any sane organization part with whatever it is they really want. This entire show is all window-dressing. Eventually, they’ll start shooting, and I intend to cut them off from the planet, and cripple the Acheron. Preferably at the same time.”
[Should they have control of the surface batteries, we will have no room to maneuver.]
“We’ll make that flight when we get to it,” Stardust soothed, paraphrasing an old Nahydran saying. “Until then, we watch, we wait, and we prep for hostile action.”
Granted. Unfortunately, getting a limb chopped off in a freak vending machine accident isn't an illness, so that still happens the next time you go to the store.

I wish for a non-poisonous, perfectly baked, chocolate chip cookie. Or a baked potato that is also non-poisonous and perfectly baked.


LMFAO

I can get limbs reattached, right?

@IntPenDespSword Granted. Unfortunately, you also get diabetes, swell up and die.

I wish I was at home.
Situation: Pirates have overrun the garrison defending the planet Central, the regional hub for commerce and trade within Sirius Sector. Planetary population held hostage and system is effectively blockaded.
Opposition: Approximately two battlegroups of pirate cruisers, raiders, and boarding carriers, led by an old assault carrier, the Acheron. Planetary defenses and civilian reports confirm pirate forces are concentrated in and around planetary orbit, but sufficient strength present patrolling the outer system to prevent a sneak deployment in the system’s outer regions.
Assets: 1x starship of no greater than capital-type designation (battlecruiser, battleship, dreadnought or assault carrier; anything larger would be a titan, and anything smaller would be a cruiser) max per player, plus attendant assets such as fighters, mecha, boarding craft, etc.
Restrictions: Limited use of strategic weapons (antimatter bombs, dimensional interrupts, etc.) no godmodding and no superweapons.

Any character from any universe welcome - this is cross-universe, so Mass Effect, Star trek, Star Wars, Babylon 5, Battlestar Galactica, WH40K etc, and your own creations are welcome.

Potential roles are those in ships in the space engagement, and those who go down to the surface to fight the pirates on the ground, urban combat setting.

Link is here: roleplayerguild.com/forums/4-casual-ro..

Msg me or @sillygoy if this interests you!
@stardustIf I may, I suggest changing the status from "Jump In" to "Apply". Otherwise people can just go to town posting IC without ever going to you first for approval.


DOH

Fixed.
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