SuperTacticalDerp

The Menace of the Slysari

"Good day Doric," Brother Vas greeted with a smile despite the dwarf's attitude "Am I right in saying that I've seen your brother Floric at Emperor's Day Mass? Good man, but only seems to come to The First Temple whenever he is 'in need of luck'."

The holy man took the farthest seat he could, resting his arms against the backs of the cart. He was never bothered by cramp caravans like this, rather enjoying the obvious convenience and discomfort over walking. It was a pleasant day for a caravan ride, for the sun shined pristinely in the sky with a cool refreshing gust breezing past his face. Brother Vas removed his hood, revealing a completely shaved head and the outline of rigid scars that escape the bandages. His disfigurement was not to noticeable to warrant disgust, but he preferred keeping the marks of feral darkness hidden away from the sight of good people.

Super Zeros and Stupor Villians: A Comedic Superhero RP (REVIVAL!!)

New OOC is up!!

http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/83607-super-zeros-and-stupor-villians-a-comedic-superhero-rp/ooc

EDIT: If your character sheets were accepted in the last OOC, just throw them in the new Character Tab!

Super Zeroes and Stupor Villains: A Comedic Superhero RP

New OOC is up!!

http://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/83607-super-zeros-and-stupor-villians-a-comedic-superhero-rp/ooc

EDIT: If you character sheets have been accepted here, just move them to the Character Tab in the new OOC!

Super Zeros and Stupor Villians: A Comedic Superhero RP!

Name: Archie Vas

Alias: Supreme Lord of The Future

Superhero/Villain: Supervillian

Age: Twenty-three

Gender: Male

Powers/Equipment:

- Stolen Timejumper Suit: Pinnacle of time-traveling attire, blast-proof, and has Minesweeper built in! (Air-tight. Bullet and blast-proof, range of short range sensors.)

- Genius Phone: Pinnacle of futuristic telecommunication technology, blast-proof, and has Minesweeper built in! (GPS. Hacking abilities. Information retrieval.)

- GG-G37R3K7 Personal Stun Gun: The only thing Archie owns that didn't have Minesweeper pre-installed. He needed to buy an illegal mod to get that... (Can produce near fatal electric shocks.)

Weakness(es):

- Water: Yep, still a design flaw in the future. (Suit needs to be complete submerged to malfunction. Phone and Stun Gun short out quickly if water gets in.)

- No Internet: Losing connection to Reddit for just a second would drive any sane person from his timeline absolutely batshit crazy. (Mainly a physiological thing. Could be used to distract him.)

- Old Music: Everyone knows Deadmau5 and Skrillix are for old people! (Same as previous thing.)

- Incompetence: Yep, he stole a time-travel suit. Cool stuff. Too bad he has no idea about the past and is a complete idiot. (He's really dumb.)

- Repetitive/Addictive Behavior: Yeah...the Minesweeper thing... (Yep, ain't bright.)

Appearance:

In the suit

Out of suit

Personality:

Archie Vas, aka "The Supreme Lord of The Future" makes Booster Gold look like a stoic figure of modesty and charity. If he isn't stealing something to better himself, he's either online playing an MMO like a psychopath or setting his browser to private for some alone time. Idiotic, egotistical, narcissistic, and just plain dickish don't describe him enough. Archie usually plays well with other villains, but eventually either talks their ears off or betrays them for his own gain. Most heroes just think he is an asshat.

Backstory:

Archie Prometheus Vas was born in 3693, in a parallel timeline where humans have somehow not blown themselves to bits by 3700. Born to a low class family in the People's Republic of New Jersey, reigned by His Eternal Dark Emperor Sir Christopher Christie. Archie lived a normal childhood of sitting in classrooms being taught by emotionless machines hours at a time, being neglected and ostracized by his classmates, and going home to stare at a screen for hours at a time.

At the age of eighteen, Archie moved out of his parents house in an 'angsty rebellion against the parental drones' and moved to New York City and soon found a job at The Museum of Natural and Unnatural History as a cashier. One day, a time-travel exhibit was moved into the museum and a 'genius' plan was devised. Archie would go to the past, steal millions in old world currency, and then place said millions in an offshore account to gain interest over almost two-thousand years.

Archie got the suit easily, stunning a guard close to death using an illegally modded stun gun and ran off with the suit. After donning the suit, Archie began to play with buttons and immediately was sent back to the archaic year of 2015. Just as he warped to our time, the suit shorted out and all time-travel components were useless. Lost in time and completely broke, Archie devised a second master plan to save his own skin.

1). Rob electronic stores for parts.
2). Kidnap theoretical-physicist/engineer.
3). Rob a bank with more then one-million dollars.
4). Profit!

Super Zeros and Stupor Villians: A Comedic Superhero RP!

Character Profile:

Name: (What is their birth name?)

Alias: (What is their superhero/villain name?)

Superhero/Villain: (Are they a superhero or a super villain?)

Age: (Any age is fine, since many superheroes have different ages. But at least give them a minimum age of thirteen.)

Gender:

Powers/Equipment: (The world is your oyster, but I recommend that the sillier/more incompetent/more creative you make this, the better.)

Weakness(es): (Again, the more comedic, the better.)

Appearance: (A real picture or description is preferred, but if you need to, anime pics are fine.)

Personality: (At least a paragraph worth.)

Backstory: (At least two paragraphs worth.)

Other:

Super Zeros and Stupor Villians: A Comedic Superhero RP!

Hey everybody, welcome to Super Zeros and Stupor Villians! The RP that just won't die without a fight!

First off, lets talk about the glorious metropolis that is Slant City, home of the worlds worse superheros and villians. There are convenience stores to pillage and simple folks in need of pure unadulterated justice! Slant City is well, coming back from a minor depression and sort of looks like New York City's and Detroit's bastard child. Downtown is nice enough, (not too much stabbing and pretty for tourists), while the inner-city and bayside are looking sketchier every week. But, Slant City is still home.

So, who are you in this city? Are you a time-traveling dirtbag? Are you a want-a-be cowboy who can shoot lasers out of your hands? Are you the next messiah of feminism with a baseball bat? Are you literally just a human skeleton with a milk obsession? Maybe you're just seriously rich and draw living mythical beasts? It doesn't matter who you are, because in some way you're probably completely inept! (Kidding aside, all of you are amazing.)

So welcome to Slant City, and good luck on your journey to broken bones and shattered dreams you bastions of freedom and terror! You'll probably need it...

Rules!

1. Pretty obviously, no godmodding/OP characters/metagaming/you know the drill. Besides, this is a comedy RP. While fights will probably happen depending on what happens since this is largely sandbox, try to remember that the heroes and villains of this city are largely comedic and incompetent.

2. Romance is fine if it comes up, but sexual scenarios should simply fade to black.

3. Casual length, of course. At least a paragraph minimum per post.

4. You may have one hero and one villain to keep things pretty even. However, if you want something like a superhero duo or villainous duo, just bring it up to me with what you have planned and I may be flexible for you.

5. If you want a more dramatic or story-based plot arc to pop up from time to time, and have some ideas for that, don't be afraid to either PM me or bring it up in the OOC. But overly dramatic and complicated plot arcs will probably be shut down to keep the tone of the RP in tact.

6. Feel free to ask questions at any time.

7. Have fun with this. The world is your oyster!

(Quick thanks to @Devo the Cursed for originally making the game!)

The Sandy Rose Saloon

So...is anyone still here?

The Menace of the Slysari

"I honestly had no idea who you were until you spoke," Brother Vas replied to Sam as Sir Sayrin caught up with them. "The skills I have learned in my time with The New Order helps me learn what needs to be know, when I need to know it. I know you are their, I know how relatively far way you are and what you are doing, an I know who you are. It is quite odd actually."

Brother Vas turned to Sayrin, listening to his memory of a bard's song about their future foe. He knew these things were of a dark nature and that they were bloodthirsty fiends. He knew what he needed to know, but not enough to understand. He knew what others knew, from the stories of peasants to the fears of noblemen. The Slysari were harbingers of the end, reapers of the darkest nature, and truly apex predators. But Brother Vas did not fear them. He knew his chances of falling to the horde was very much possible, but the god's had shined light into him before. Brother Vas would be this group's light.

"As do I, noble paladin," the holy man replied, "I know not if we share the same gods friend, but I know that they must be allies in this war we are about to wage. There will be a solution to this calamity, for their always is. Gods did not create The First Men so that their decedents would fall to demonic beasts."

The Menace of the Slysari

@Heinrich No problem at all.

The Menace of the Slysari

@Heinrich At the moment, the capital has no name. Paron is "...a few days ride with a caravan...".